non-lucid

Dream 1

I was in a car on what looked to be a motorway and something happened (which I can't recall) which caused me to realize that I was dreaming. I'm still sitting in the back seat of this car and I think of what I want to do. First I must stabilize the dream, I think. I look at my hands noticing the detail, I rubbed them together and then I looked up. Everything was clearer, I wanted to get out the car but every time I thought of something which wasn't to do with stabilizing the dream I could feel myself waking up. In the end I just woke up.

Dream 2

I am playing for England in the World Cup Final, however this final is taking place on some random field and there was no fans watching us live. I was playing ok at first, |I was getting some tackles in and having some shots. We were losing 1-0 though. I then started playing really badly, I couldn't tackle anybody, all my shots were going really wide. I went to take throw in and I threw it like 1m, so I ran up to it and tried to cross it but it just went for a goal kick. I could hear moans across my team and I thought about all the people watching it how they'd hate me. I could hear people saying it was time to sub me. I decided to step up my game.

I run round all the pitch, it was great I wasn't getting tired and I was sprinting as fast as I could. Then finally my team score! I run up to the goal scorer and give them a high five. For some reason half of my team decided to stand off the pitch. There was five minutes left and it was 1-1. The ref had decided to let us have a player from there team so it was 12 against 10. I shout to the other players to get back on the pitch we can win. I think to myself, imagine me this newbie scoring the World Cup winner. It kicked off and we were fully attacking now. Everyone was in the box and it was a corner. the goalkeeper was taking it. I was right by the goal line ready to head it in. The corner was crossed to the edge of the box, someone shot and it deflected and as I was right on the goal line I kicked it in. However no one seen that part and everyone thought it was the other person. The person who scored was Margaret Thatcher haha.

Then I had flashes in my head of the whole country going wild because we were about to win the World Cup.

Dream 1

I am in a room with myself, Big Narstie and 3 others. We are standing in a line and Big Narstie is stood in font of us. We had gave us a deck of cars but instead of having numbers on the card there were letters. We had to pull out four cards to spell the word 'BASE.' I had got mine out and I was waiting for the others to pull theirs out. I was getting frustrated on how long it took them to pull out there cards. I couldn't find an 'S' so I used '$' instead. After everyone had found their cards he put on his song 'On A Million' and we all started dancing mentally to it!

Dream 2

It was my friends birthday who lived across the road to me and my mum had got him a present. I offered to take it across to him. The present we had got him was a meme of the head of my sixth form, it was some stupid meme I can't remember what it said but I found it funny. I then asked him if I could use his shower.

I'm then on his trampoline with my sister and when we try to get off lava starts coming round the trampoline and smoke starts to cover my face, it smelt very weird as well.

I went to sleep at 02:00am and had a lucid dreamer tablet before I fell asleep instead of sleeping a few hours then taking it. This worked much better for me, the dream was soooooo vivid!

Dream 1

I was at a festival, in this festival there was 3 places where you could sleep. I had this area which was really peaceful and I was lucky to get it, it was just a patch of grass with a few beds on it. Next to me was the other area, this was a huge tent but it was ruled with bikers. The area after that was a patch of gravel and it had a bunch of young people on it like 18 year olds. I walked into the bikers area and they all started attacking me. I walked out of it and went next door into the gravel area. There were some people from my school in here and they were telling me about the bikers. I was lying on a bed which was right next to bikers area and I dropped some litter accidentally which blew onto the bikers side. They all got angry and started shouting at me. They said they were calling the cleaners right now! I ran back to my area and my friend was sitting on his bed playing Ab-Soul out some portable speakers. I was like 'Yeahhhhh, good music' and started singing along.

Everything then blacked out for a second. I regained consciousness and I was in a room. I was caged in some metal electric fence. There was a big yellow keep out sign in front of me. However I wasn't alone I was with one of my friends brother, he is a lot younger than me. I look at my surroundings and try to work out how I can possibly escape. I can't jump over, I couldn't do anything. I was stuck. Outside of my metal fence there was a hall, down the bottom of this hall was a door. It swung open and 4 people come bursting into the room. I look at my friends brother and whisper to pretend that his hands are tied in the hope they let us out and we can swing a punch. They walked up to the fence. The main guy was an old man in his 60s with grey hair. He comes right close to the fence and says "Tell me where your friend is?!" My friends brother had now turned into my sister. My sister refused, she would not tell him. He told her that if she would not tell he would kill her and her family. "Just tell him!" I shout.

"No, I would rather kill myself than tell him" she turned round and ran down this what looked like a water slide (it was where they threw people down to kill them).

"NOOOOO" this guy shouts as she jumps down. She realises she doesn't want to die and climbs back out of it while she is halfway down. I think I need to see if I can escape in case I get thrown down. I jump down this black chute. I slide down this first drop where my sister got to and I try to climb back up. It wasn't working I was slipping down, I couldn't get back up. I was going to die. Water began to splurt out everywhere so it kind of turned into a water slide, a really slow one. It pushed me down, a left, right, left then there was a huge drop, at the bottom of the drop it pushed me left again then I could see the walls were getting much smaller in the distance. I come up to them pulling myself along the chute now as I'm going so slow, I enter this very claustrophobic space wishing that I would hurry up and die, I took some more corners until I seen it. There was a dead end, there was blades which were in a 10 by 10 square and on the other side of this blade was spinning blades which chop you up completely. I think I either kill myself now or die from starvation. I bring myself up to do it then realise, ITS A DREAM QUICK OPEN MY EYES and I do.

Dream 2

I was on holiday and my block of apartments was near the top of this mountain. The pool was amazing, it was surrounded by glass planes which looked over the mountain. The pool was quite busy and had lots of people in it. Good, because I felt like talking to people and so I did. I jumped in and swam to random people engaging in conversation with them. However I can't recall what we talked about now. There was a swimming race going on soon and you did it in pairs and the winner got a prize. I was paired up for someone against my school. We dived in and we were using floats for our arms. Damn, I was really slow without using them. I chucked my float out and began doing front crawl and easily won. I won a prize, which was I could have this meal which was £7.50 for free! It was some rat type thing which you could see being cooked.

Dream 3

I wrote down my dreams went toilet and back to bed and I was back at the swimming pool again. This time I had been shot in the stomach. I was being treated by the side of the poo. The gun that shot me was an 'MP2' apparently. It was only a small bullet. The man got these electrical clipper things and pulled on it. OMG it was extremely painful, like super painful. He pulled it out and I was thinking. Wow, this is a cool story to tell.

This lucid must of been about after 4 hours sleep, in one of my early REM cycles. It wasn't very vivid and it is pretty hard to recall.

Dream 1

I am in a dark room, I relaise that its a lucid dream. I don't know why, I just did. I do the nose plug make sure I can definitely breathe and then think of goals. I think, actually no I need to stabilize first. I am in the corner of the room facing the wall looking at my hands. Its dark there is a weird glow round them, I notice how my little finger on my left hand bends across the palm, I focus try to look at wrinkles any detail. I shout hesitantly incase I woke anyone in RL 'CLARITY NOW!' I carry on looking for about 10 more seconds. I look up, everything is clear but I wake.

Dream 2

I was on my street, about 5 houses away from my house on someones front lawn. I was with my brother sister mum dad. I had £50 on me, 2 £20 pound notes and a £10. I went to pull something out my pocket and dropped all of it. The 10 and 20 were by my feet and the other 20 had gone flying up the street. I pick up the 10 and 20 and run and get the other. I worry that my mum and dad may have seen me almost lose the 20. Anyway I run back and sit on this deck chair. I lean right back on it and in the house across the street the curtains weren't closed but the lights were off, I see 3 people, 2 of them were men sitting in two separate chairs facing away from the window and in the middle was an old woman in some night time dress thing. She just stared there looking out the window not moving, it was pretty spooky. I sat back upright and couldn't see her. I tell my brother to get on the chair and look at them. I don't actually see him get in the chair but when I asked him about it he said "Yeah! That's well weird!" I then go to my nan's house, she lives on the same street as me, I knock on the door and my mum answers, she lives there in this dream. I walk into the room and she is having a serious conversation so I leave.

I am then at a shopping center, I have lots and lots of money on me. Apparently its hug an arm less person outside this center but everytime you hug one you have to give them 3 euros. I felt really sorry for them in the dream. I seen someone from my school, he had a cast on his arm and his other arm was fine. He classed as an armless person so I gave him 3 euros. The next person was actually armless, she was blonde and I went and gave her 3 euros. She started crying, I didn't feel sad but tears were flying out my eyes, I wasn't crying but my eyes were pouring tears. She gives me a hug and has arms when she hugs me but when she let go she had no arms again. I'm with my friends and my eyes are pouring out water more than tears and I trying to wipe them away. We decide to go through a shop, halfway in we leave through the fire exit. My friend says they know where some shops are which no one knows about. We walk out and see and ice cream shop. It was all mint ice cream. My favorite! "YAY! ICE CREAM" I shout. Then wake up.

Dream 1

There is a party happening round my house and I am in my upstairs toilet. I see a bag of white powder, I pick it up and realize its for one of my friends to smoke. I assume its tobacco or something. I walk downstairs into the back garden by my shed and hand it over.

I'm then sitting on my toilet and I realize, 'omg that is cocaine, he's going to be smoking cocaine!' I jump off the toilet run downstairs back to the shed and behind it is two of my friends smoking this cocaine. '"Stop, take it out, get rid of it!" I shout. One of them does. The other one dosen't, I'm not so bothered about him anyway so I let him carry on.

Dream 1

I was missing my last Geography lesson at school because I had gone swimming with my friends. I had just got changed to go into the swimming pool and the time was half 3, we were allocated 45 minute slots but my lesson started at 4. I then thought, oh well its summer soon he won't mind. I then proceeded to walk into the swimming pool.

I don't actually remember swimming but I walked out and I was doing drugs. In fact I was smoking heroin! However it was having no effect on me so I didn't actually care.

I was then at a prizegiving for the school I left a year ago, all the school leavers were there and awards were being given out.

Dream 1

I was playing with my brother and a friend on the ps3 and I lost and got kicked off. So my brother and friend were playing and I was very angry with my loss. They were sitting on like a bunk bed thing and the ps3 was on the floor. I went over to the ps3 and turned it off angrily. However, with the force I used to turn it off the button smashed into 4 pieces, my brother was angry with me for turning it off but I was more worried about smashing it. It still worked but I got some sellotape and taped it together with toilet roll.

The next thing I'm at a football stadium and I'm walking out of it but instead of the ps3 smashed into 4 pieces it was my tooth. One of my wisdom teeth. I could feel it, I was holding them together with my hand and someone had ran to the toilet to get some tape to tape it together. 4 girls were standing by me telling me to hold on, but it was too late, 3 pieces fell out and I swallowed the last one. They told me not to worry about the 4th piece because if I'm sick and it comes up and lands on Santiago Bay I will never lose it, luckily I was by this 'bay' and tried being sick onto it but woke up.

It is my birthday today and I got a nice lucid to go alongside it!

Dream 1

I was crawling to sixth form by the side of a busy main road. I had a brown suit on, I didn't like it in the dream but actually it was quite nice. I was crawling at a very fast pace, someone who rode there moped to school was going at about 30mph and I was keeping up with him by crawling. Then I came up to a bush, I crawled straight through it and on the other side realised it was a thorn bush. I had thorns stuck all in my hands. I sat down and picked them out, it was actually quite painful doing so. Blood was coming out of every thorn I pulled out. I crawled a bit more and I reached school. It was PHSE day.

I went up to this bar thing and they were handing out cans of drink called 'Lucid.' I thought 'this is weird two times in one day' (because in waking life on the radio the presenter was talking about how strange the word lucid was. Yes, I reality checked!) I ended up not doing the reality check as two friends came up to me and asked if I watched the tennis. I said yes and they said why, when there was football on? I told them that I didn't properly watch it, it was just on TV.

Dream 2

I was at the local shops by my house and I was wanting to get my haircut as there is a barbers in these shops. However the butchers were expanding and they were building into the barbers, the workers at the barbers were very angry with this. So I walked into the newsagent and the barbers had like a kiosk in there. There was 3 kiosks all next to each other. On the far left my brother was talking to one, the middle was a random man who looked about 50 and the far one was mine. I walked up to the women and said 'Please, can you just cut my hair, I need it cut now. I'm going on holiday in 3 days and I have no time between now and then to get it cut!' I was not happy. She replied 'No, sorry you can't.' I knelt down to put something under my bag, I was cursing to myself and started to walk out the shop. The man in the middle kiosk shouts at the women "F*cking little b*tchhhhhhh." I laughed and walked out. My brother followed.

My brother sat on a wall, he was bewildered by what just went on and done a reality check. That reminded me, I need to do a reality check! I decided to do the finger through palm one as the nose plug feels weird as I have got hayfever atm. So I done the finger through palm and my finger went through! I've never done this RC before but it was cool! Right, I haven't got much time I think to myself. I think, one of my tasks was to eat something. Perfect, I'm right outside a shop.

I run in and head to the first shelf, someone was in my way, I give them a little shove and kneel down. Yogurts after yogurts after yogurts. I didn't want a yogurt, I wanted something like a cake! Oh well, I still get to complete the task, I pick one up and peel off the top. I realise I need to stabilize the dream so I look at this lumpy white yogurt, notice the detail and dip my finger in it. It was nice and cold. I then just shove my hand into it and throw the yogurt into my mouth. It tasted pretty much the same to a vanilla flavored yogurt, same texture and everything. There we go that's that task done, but I wasn't finished I wanted to try more food. I noticed this honey flavored cereal I had never tried before. However it was stacked very high and I needed to get up there to get it. So I slowly flew up. I got this cereal box and opened it. Inside were hundreds of small sachets with what looked like popping candy inside. I ripped it open with my teeth and tipped it into my mouth. It tasted of nothing.

Then I think of what other task I needed to do. Basic summoning, meet my team mate and I couldn't think of my third step task. Right ok, I know what I'll do I'll summon JonnaB to be outside of the shop. I remember reading CanisLucidis dream where he summoned someone by saying '_____ I know you're here.' I've always had problems with summoning so I decided to try this. "JonnaB I know you're here! I know you're outside!" I fly out above the doors and at the end of a car park I see a woman lying, sunbathing with glasses on outside of a silver car. I fly over and say "Are you JonnaB?"
"Yes" she replied. My consciousness started to fade, I was flying still and I was being lifted upwards. 'Focuuuuussss' I think. I try and fly down back to her level, I do reach it but once again I'm pulled upwards into a bright light and I wake up.

July 6th

Dream 1

I was at a pool party, I was watching something on the internet, then from a balcony I seen someone from my school flexing their muscles on the outside of the pool.

Dream 2

Somebody storms into a room and changes something, then carries on what they were doing.

Dream 3

MistaJams son died. The whole nation was very sad for him. He had lead poisoning, but when they went to the doctors nobody knew what was wrong with him and said he was fine.

Dream 4

I was sitting round a table with my family. Recently in real life I have to wear a mouth guard to sleep because I grind my teeth in my sleep and its starting to wear away my front teeth. So in thee dream I went to look at my tooth in the mirror see if they looked ok. I noticed my front tooth on the left had a round gap in the middle of it. I couldn't believe it! I went back to the table and showed everyone. They were saying stuff like, 'I don't think the mouth guards doing any good' and 'you need to go back to the dentist'. I then put in tounge in this gap and a little bit of it fell off, it fell into my hand. I put my tounge on it again then half of the tooth fell out! I spat it into my hand. My mouth felt horrible. I went back to the mirror to have a look. I had half a front tooth. It looked better than the massive gap, but I went back to the table and said when I go back to the dentist hopefully they will put something over the front of it. Then I was woke up.

Dream 5

I had to go and investigate this house with what was my work partner in this dream. I was in this street and I seen this house what I was investigating. It had a tank go through one end of the house and out the other. It was huge, we then looked down the whole street and all the house were like this. I walked into this houses back garden, it was one big patio and two girls were sitting on one of them swinging benches, emotionless. One had a green dress on and was staring into open space. The other had a bright yellow dress on, staring into open space with a cup of tea.

I grabbed the tea off the yellow dress girl and threw it away, I turned around then looked back and the tea had appeared again. I was so confused, I went to have a look inside and they both got up and walked inside. they said they were trying to help. However they were not, I took some photos and they started attacking. I ran out the house. Shut the door and put a plank of wood across the door, I looked through the window and they were walking round like zombies. I try calling the police. it ends.

Dream 6

I was in a town somewhere and it was night time, these people owned a record shop and they had a table set outside with a microphone. I walk round it and everyone is going 'Ryan, spray some bars.' I was embarrassed but I thought why not? I pick up the mic, the beat is running, I'm thinking of some lyrics. I decide to use Skeptas lyrics. I do a quick 16 and put the mic down. Then music starts playing randomly and Jaykae is on a bride preforming to the town.

Dream 7

Me and my brother had made it to the semi final of X Factor. We were known as Jedward (former X Factor people), everyone loved us. I was preforming and going mental in front of these thousands of people who were also loving the energy. After preforming I go backstage everyone tells me how good we were. I progress to the final somehow.

I'm then on the day of the final show, I was climbing up the scaffolding inside of a building sorting out something to do with the show. While I'm climbing I remember it dosen't matter how good we do we come 3rd. I seen it on tv, Jedward came 3rd! As we are climbing up this scaffolding it collapses, I fall under the rubble in pain. I climb out and the man who cause the collapse said he done it so he could get his friend out of jail.

July 7

Dream 1

I was in GTA and I was riding on a yellow bus.

Dream 2

I was at school in assembly and my teacher said to me 'You need to get rid of those spots, especially that one' He pointed to on my temple, i could feel it.

I was then in my bedroom. I had a spot on my forehead, it had puss in it. I popped that fine. I moved onto the one on my temple. I pushed my fingers together on it and it enlarged, it turned as big as an eyeball, it was white and spotty and had black round the outside. It was very disgusting. I became very scared. I thought a tumor was growing on the outside of my face. I ran and showed my brother. He didn't have much of a reaction, I showed my dad then my mum. My mum didn't care, then after a while she began too.

We ran to the computer, she was on it searching on google for what it was. She was searching on google images, I was telling her to look on search but she was not listening. I couldn't deal anymore and had to pop it. I ran to my bedroom and went to pop it. It was gone. I started feeling round my face, I could feel it under my skin by my mouth, I tried pushing it back up to my temple then I woke up.

Dream 3

I was playing battlefield in real life, I was trying to persuade my friend battlefield was better than cod. There was a sniper on the other roof and I could see his laser shining just outside our building. I say to my friend 'Watch this'. I smash the door run out behind this block. Shoot one guy down. it took me about ten shots, then I killed the sniper. The dream was in more detail but I'm getting tired typing now haha.

Two fragments last night

Dream 1

I was stood outside my house telling my brother a story. I told him how one day when we were younger we went to our nans house, then our house set on fire. I came back round for something and I stood there too scared to do anything. In the background I heard my mum talking about how she bought illegal light bulbs for the kitchen aha.

Dream 2

Jesse out of Breaking Bad starting earning lots of money, so he bought a super blade. I was watching this from a 3rd person view and he killed like 20 people very violently with this blade.

Dream 1

There was these containers in my back garden and they belonged to the Government and were very important to them. I decided that I didn't like whatever the plan was to use these things and I was going to blow them up. I had planted C4 all over them and was planning to use it first thing in the morning whilst I had begun to make my escape.

I was going to bed that night and I had the C4 detonator resting on my bed. I put my clothes on the floor and knocked the bed at the same time, the detonator fell and landed on the trigger causing a huge explosion to these containers, destroying them and setting fire to much of my backgarden.

Next thing I know it is about 9 o clock in the morning and I am still in my house, I haven't left yet but I am still planning the perfect escape. My brother, sister and mum are all escaping with me and agreed that it was the right thing to do to destroy the containers. I slyly look out the window and I see about 7 news reporter jeeps driving past my house. Then the next thing a big chopper comes flying above my house at the same time. I was unsure whether it was the news or the government. The plan was to cross this bridge, where we would then swap our identities and return to our normal lives. But before we escaped we went to say goodbye to our Nan and Grandad.

They only live two doors away in real life, so we crept round, somehow. I walked in the house and my Nan wasn't there, only my grandad. my mum tells him that we are leaving any minute now and not to worry, we will be back soon if we don't die and to say goodbye to our Nan. Then we leave.

Then, I am round the side of a building and we are slowly crawling round this small ledge. We find an air vent and pull of the metal bar thing. My brother signals for me to go first and I crawl through, followed by my sister, my brother then mum. I crawl through this tight metallic area and emerge inside this huge hall. Everybody was playing team building type games. The hall was massive with vibrant colours. However everyone else was also escaping the city. The only way you got to escape was if your family came out on top with the highest amount of points by winning the games. We started playing this weird ball game which I have never played before and we were not doing very well, I was scared this was the end of the road.

I do not recall anything else after this.

Dream 1

I was with my driving instructor and he was showing me the skills he had learnt across his time of driving. There was a series of very thin bridges, no way wide enough to fit a whole car across. But he begins to drive across all of them perfectly, no wobbles or anything. We then got out the car and he was showing me his YouTube channel. I had a flick through it his most popular video had 1.3m views. However the others had less than 1.5k views each. The videos were mainly tutorials on how to fix cars.

Dream 2

I had just been to Kendrick Lamars concert with a load of people from school. We were at the train station now and we were buying our tickets to get home. It was half 11 and I went up to the information desk to find out when the next train was that goes back to tile hill. The next train wasn't till half 7 the next day. One person looked gutted and said his "mum was going to kill him." Everyone else found it funny, we decided we may as well sleep at the station. I only had £10 so I bought myself a portable charge which cost me 50p but the 4 battery's I bought for it cost me £4!

Dream 3

I was at the bus stop outside my local shop. There must of been 50 of us. Then by the shops I notice a gang get out of the car. They were all wearing black and white bandannas and I noticed one of them was The Game. The group I was with starts chanting at this gang 'LA LA LA FUCKING FAAAGGGSS", the gang noticed us and started running at us. I turned round and started sprinting as fast as I could, my friend shouts at me "RYAN, TAKE THE SHORTCUT" I turned left down this road which no one else was running down. I was running towards this alleyway then I realised it was a dream! I still needed to escape so I took off and started flying!

As I'm in now flying my friend looks at me in the air and is so confused how I was flying he carried on running. I lose a bit of recall here. But then after that I spot the gang, they look different now, I fly around them 20ft above them shouting down at them. I can't remember what I was shouting. Then I swooped down like Batman and took on this gang in a fight. The vision switched to 3rd person and it was like I was playing Batman: Arkham City as I beat up this gang. I flew off and found a tall building. I perched myself on one of the ledges and took in the view as the sun was setting and nighttime was beginning. The city looked very very nice indeed. I felt my lucidity going and I thought 'I must prepare myself fore A DEILD when I awake.'

Dream 4

I'm lying in bed with my eyes closed trying to do this DEILD. It was just not working. I kept moving. So I get up and start telling my brother about my lucid dream, I explain it to him as I was sitting in bed. I get up and walk over to my window continuing my story. As I'm telling him my story, I'm looking out the window and the house opposite moves sideways at least 25 metres! "WHAT?!" I shout. I realise it must be a dream and I do a reality check, I could breathe. I was dreaming! 2 times in one night! I ran downstairs in excitement, this random person parks their car up and walk in my house. I just allowed them to come in. I see my friend on his moped outside, he wasn't driving just sitting on it. So I fly straight through my window and land directly next to him.

He didn't question how I could fly he just accepted it. "Alex! This is a dream give me a backie on your ped and go as fast as you can!" I hop on and he begins to drive, slowly. He shouts to me over the noise of the engine "It only goes at 45!" Unhappy I jump off and notice a huge big superbike on someones driveway. I run up to it, someone had left it running, I jumped on it and started trying to turn the bike round to ride. Alex shouts "Hurry up I just seen the woman calling the police!" That didn't bother me, I turned the bike round and started riding it. It was super fast, I was almost immediately doing 100mph when I looked at the dashboard. I hear Alex shout to me "Woah, that things got a second cylinder!" I looked at the dials on the bike, on the left side the dial was turned up to 7. So I turned the right side up to 7 as well. This gave me a huge boost and I was roaring through the streets. I had an idea, why don't I stand on the bike while its going this fast and start flying. So I took the bike onto this big field, I belt it across the field and I stand on top of it. I prepare myself, then jump. However I didn't fly, I just splatted face first into the ground and this woke me up.

I notice I have woken into an FA again. I could feel my real body in bed as well, I was focusing on opening my dream eyes properly however it forced my real eyes open and I woke up!

These are my favourite 3 dreams I had over the last 3 days. Instead of writing all the dreams I have and putting them on DV, I'm just choosing my favorite dream from each night!

Title: My Move To France
Date: Monday 18/03/2013

Plot:
I was sitting at the top of the Ricoh Arena, behind me are the like sort of windows which they have at the top. You can't see out them but they are kinda transparent. Anyway, there was bangs and flashes going on outside of the Ricoh. I knew something bad was happening and I had to get out of England. Although I didn't see what was actually happening I knew people were invading the country like in Red Dawn.

The next thing I know I'm flying, flying above earth. I had to chose a country to live in, I chose France because in the dream my Nan and Grandad lived there. I landed on there street and went into there house. The house looked old but really nice. I looked out the window onto the street and the roads were cobbled and house looked like that as well. It looked like how I'd imagine a French street to look like. But on this street was people who lived on my street in England, there was my friend across the road, my nextdoor neighbours etc.

The problem was I wasn't really allowed outside without causing trouble. Because in France they didn't want people escaping from England to come to their country. However I went outside anyway as my brother had arrived, he didn't fly or anything he arrived by PENGUIN SLIDE. He showed me how he done it. How he slid down a ramp in England on his belly and landed here. He was tired though and wanted to go to sleep. So I went for a walk round the streets. I was walking down some steps and too my left was two men, lying down on reclining chairs relaxing. They immediately noticed I was English and told me to come over. They were cool about me being in France and I walked off.

Title: Snake Bite
Date: Thursday 21/03/2013

Plot:
I was snowboarding and skiing down a slope. I could switch to whatever when I liked. I was skiing down the slope and I aimed to go between these two poles... I missed. I then carried down to the bottom. I got off and started to walk back up the hill again. My friend was in front of me and he was talking about a funeral he was going to. People were saying to him, wont it be awkward when you see your father in law crying. He replied 'no'. We were near the top now and we stopped. I then pulled a snake out my bag. I was holding it by the tail and it was snapping about trying to bite something. I couldn't hold it any longer and I dropped it on the floor. My friend who I was talking to picks up the snake, throws it at my face and it bites my nose and I wake up!

Title: Pranking Mug Off
Date: Friday 22/03/2013

Plot:
I was at a theme park and I seen some girls getting off a ride. Me and my friends decide this is the perfect place and people to do a prank too. (In RL I've started making pranks for YouTube. Here is one of my PRANKS if you wish to watch.) So we chased these girls down. They ran up about a 4 story block and my friend said to me 'I really hope this prank works.' The prank was something to do with getting a girls number. Anyway we climbed up the stairs and we reached the queue at the top. There was a girl, I walked up to her confidently and said 'Put your number in my phone!' This prank is on YouTube by some other prankers btw. She took my phone and started writing her 'number.' My friends couldn't believe it, I heard one say 'It actually worked!' She gave me my phone back and I looked at the number... I was mugged right off. The number looked something like '078628GOAWAY9020.' Then I awoke!

17/09/12

Dream 1

I was in class and I said to one of my classmates, "I know who is going to be on Lord Of The Mics 4, it's going to be M.I.K".*
I was then at a concert. I was at another Boy Better Know gig. I have been dream incubating this a lot recently. Anyway most of Boy Better Know was in with the crowd. They were right in front of me. I had my phone out and I was recording it all. I couldn't believe they were preforming in front of me. Then when Wiley was trying to spit his bars someone was standing next to him stroking his face. She was from my school. She just stood there stroking Wileys face over and over again. This was annoying me because I was trying to record him. The JME walked forward and spoke down the microphone, he said "Jack that, jack that. It's all love, everyone who is here, love for coming, love for the music, it's all love. Oh, and big up Wileys dad for showing love as well!" He pulled Wileys dad over and showed him everyone. He was a small indian man who looked similar to the One Pound Fish man. He then went to spit some bars. Then JME begun again he said "Everyone my new album and single will be out to buy on September the 11th!" After announcing this they begun to start preforming Skeptas 'Make Peace Not War'.*

Dream 2

I was haunting people as for some reason in my dream I was ghost. I was round my friends house and he was in his bedroom. I had this really old coin and I threw it onto his bed. He was confused, I kept flipping it. He was still confused. I then went next door and I had to collect some birds of my friend. I remember carrying a big tree into a car full with birds on it...

16/09/12

Dream 1

I was going to miss the coach. I don't know where it was going but I was going to miss it. I was running back and I remember running through like a shopping centre. There was an MC called Depzman standing in the doorway. He shouted at me "Hurry up, we're going to be late!" I ran through the doors and we made it. We only just made it with 4 minutes to go. I talked to someone called Charlotte. I was dancing in front of everyone!*

Dream 2

I was in a car park. I think it was a supermarket car park. It was somewhere like Tesco. My brother was lying on a car bonnet which was parked on the side. I was dressed up as Spiderman! I had two toilet plungers in my hand. What I was doing was when people walked past me. I would jump infront of them and plunge the plungers to the ground so they stick. I would then walk with the plungers. I would get very weird looks at me. I was also doing it in front of cars and holding up the line. I remember this one old women who looked about 70 and was with her friend walked past me twice! She was not impressed the second time and was pulling faces!*

Dream 3

I was in the jungle an I was on a tour with a group of people. There was about 10 of us and the man who was guiding us. We were tasting *different food. He gave me a plate of food which looked like rice. It was had looked like it had a curry type of sauce over it. It was a browny green. I tried it and it was disgusting! I walked round the corner of this tree and asked the man what it was. He announced to everyone "What you have just ate is JAGUAR!" There was a groan from everyone. I heard someone say "At least I can say i've tried Jaguar now". I looked on the floor and I seen a dead jaguar with its guts all ripped out. It was not a nice sight!*

I was then at a football match. I was sitting next to that Charlotte person from my earlier dream. I was waiting for my dad and brother and sister to come out. I was meant to be sitting by them but I didn't know where they were sitting. My friend *walked out I asked her if she had seen my dad. She couldn't hear me so I had to say it louder. She said she was not sure. They sat on our row and it filled it. I then looked behind me and my dad was sitting on a row with my brother and sister and some random guy so there was no space for me. So I ended up just sitting where I was. Then I remembered I was meant to be commentating on the radio on this game. I seen my manager stand up and walk out. So I followed him and asked if I still needed to do my job. He said 'What on the mortgage stand, no you can sit back down'. I was confused what he said then realised I had asked the wrong man! It was the man out of Benidorm the tv programme. I went and sat down by my dad this time and he asked if I should be commentating. I said 'I don't think so, I asked the man out of Benidorm'.*