False Awakening
I woke up this morning tired. I thought I had a DEILD but I cant recall what happened.. I was just tired. But I had to take my son to school. Usually by the time I drop him off I'm awake, but I sometimes squeeze a couple more hours in before its time to stay up. This morning I hit the bed and was almost out before my head hit the pillow. As I looked up at the ceiling I repeated "I will have a lucid dream" I felt myself drifting off and wake up and drift off again. I'm still looking at the ceiling but it doesn't feel like my eyes are open. I took a look out my window and there was a huge bunny in a blue dress walking across my yard. I said "I'm going to make her have a lucid dream, Wait. I'm dreaming" Just then my dream started to fade. I focused on the pile of rocks next to the bunny's feet. That view seemed to zoom in. After a while the dream returned. I ended up grabbing my keys and looked at the remote fob for the car. There were about 10 extra buttons on there. I pressed one and it caused my neighbor across the street house to slide open mechanically(Like is was supposed to split in half.) another button open my neighbor's garage. But I didn't want to push the panic button because I didn't want them to know I was doing this. (This logic made me realize I was no longer lucid but still had control.) I had a false awakening shortly after... In my bed looking at the ceiling.
Background Dream Lucid Just before bed I read a story about a soldier that lost is hand by grabbing a grenade that went off. I looked a lot of other pictures of amputees ranging from missing all limbs to missing a finger. Then I watched some Tv then fell asleep on the couch. I wind up in my room sitting on the bed. I look and my hand and realize a finger is missing. Just as I'm starting to freak out about my missing finger I blurt out "Wait... This is a dream. I'm dreaming!!!!" I'm over come with excitement. It felt like finding $1000 on the ground. I got so excited that I started to wake up. Now I'm walking down a busy street. I thought "NO NO NO, Stay sleep, Focus Focus..." I look down at my feet and as I do, a woman less than 10 feet in front of me disappears. As im concetrating on staying asleep, Im watching my feet take each step. I notice that everything is disappering. The buildings, people, cars, everything is fading away as they sink into the ground. The sidewalk is changing before my eyes from the normal grey to brown cobblestone walkway and spreading across the entire world. As i'm still looking at my feet I think "I wonder if I can fly." I pick up my feet and begin to float. I'm going at the same height and pace as I was when walking but I'm FLOATING!!!. I can speed up and slow down but can't go any higher. Right then I thought "Find a hot woman Now!!" As I look up the sidewalk drops off into the ocean. There's about 50 to 60 feet of ocean between the sidewalk and the shore. On the beach, there are about 6 people. One is a HOTT!!! Brazilian woman, tall, Thin.. Thick in the right places, curly blonde hair. We talk very briefly and start making out... After a few seconds she pushes me away and says "My boyfriends over there." and walks away. I'm thinking "Ummm... NO! That's not how this works... This is my dream... F*** your boyfriend." As soon as we start making out again, I wake up, in my bed, Thinking "That was freaking Awesome...." Only to later REALLY wake up (on the couch). FA