Aleksmy

I was reading the bible on how to find the star I was looking for. A star just like in Super Mario. After a while I got to the top of the mountain and there the star was. As in Super Mario I guessed I had to jump on it, but I couldn't reach it so I fell all the way down. When I got down I was angry. There was a rattlesnake there. Out of anger I gave the snake a bitch slap. After that I decided to eat it since I was hungry. I took my right hand around his neck to strangle it. I used my left hand to hold it down by using 2 fingers which I placed between it's poisenous teeths. It managed to bite me in my finger just before it died but I remember no pain.

It was sort of a manly dream. If I were religious I would probably try to figure out the meaning of the dream because of the bible and the snake and so on, but no. I am just a man.