HorseLime

-Sister is in an SUV. I jump across the street after a couple cars pass me. I land by the SUV pretending i'm a chupacabra. My sister is saying I'm annoying or something while we're in a kitchen. It's night. My mom is there. I'm eating chicken on a stick. I believe I have the intention to eat all of it. I go across the street again to chow down.

-My phys prof, Doo-Doo McPooster, is talking to me about doing physics research. I'm pretty skeptical about listening to him, because McPooster and I have history. He says something to me, and I say let's just call it even after what I did to you last summer (I'm standing near a shopping cart). He's not impressed and tells me again about taking a research class. I think about my schedule as i walk away and am like dawg how am I gonna fit this in? I go up to someone on a computer and they say the class is 13 credits.