HorseLime

1. Back in high school

I was walking in a hallway in my first high school. It was undergoing construction, and I had to navigate around the debris on the floor. I turned the corner and saw my old chemistry teacher, MISTER G!!!! He said hi, and I said how ya doin. After walking past him, I turned into this giant drug den-type area. It had a really high ceiling, and brightly colored furniture and rug that were at least yellow and red. I got the impression that there were people having sex behind some boxes, but I had to find a toilet so I walked in. I found one near the back, and it had a fluffy pink covering on the lid. I asked if I could use it, and a voice behind the boxes got angry. The voice belonged to Hilary Duff, who emerged from behind the large wall of boxes. She was definitely purple and was really mad at me for wanting to use the toilet. She started chasing me, and I ran away super fast. I turned a corner, and an Indian woman was now chasing me very slowly. I thought this was hilarious and was like you're gonna have to run faster than that to get me. She started speeding up, but I left her in the dust

2. Chillin in an apartment

I was in an apartment that was a mix between where I'm living now, and my old home back in the hood. I was sitting behind a desk. Dimly lit. To my right and left were both rooms. The right room was empty, but A and a girl were chillin in the left room. I decided this would be a pretty good time to answer the bone-a-phone and proceeded to get to it. After bludgeoning the beefsteak, my roommates walked in. Later, I was talking to my mom.

3. Chillin with the ppl
I think I'm with PL and the Man of Mizetery, and they're filling out forms or something. There asking me why I'm not, and I say I'm not gonna learn this twice; I'm just gonna read it once. (There's definitely more to this one. Maybe something with magic the gathering cards and...maybe it's actually in a hotel?)

4. Chillin with the ppl again
I'm back in another apartment chillin with PL and the Man of Mizetery again. PL is talking about medications. Arthur tells him that he thought PL was a junkie. They laugh. I'm later cooking with PL in another room and there's quite a large pot in front of us. I'm pretty intimidated, because I don't know how to cook and PL likes to eat rice with salt and pepper. I look over at this other guy, who's wearing a chef's outfit (looks pretty similar to red shoe zeff), and he's cooking some green stuff that looks like broccoli or something. I ask PL if he really knows how to cook. I'm later outside. I think it's during sunset, and I'm standing on this cliff. There's a pretty trill breeze. I check my email (on a phone), and I say an email from Labooza zabuza that was meant for another HorseLime but spelled differently. The email says your dad is handsome, and there's a picture of a bald guy.

5. Flyin in the sky like a mofo
I'm exploring up on this brick red cliff. I happen upon a plateau, and there are feathers lying around. I'm pretty sure I'm toon Link. Particularly one golden/rainbow feather. This super quick flying thing starts darting around me in the sky, and I realize I best stop playin around. I grab the feather, which is hovering on a raised up rock, and the thing swoops down and grabs me. The flying thing is the bird dude from skyward sword, and I'm pretty nervous when I look down and see a bunch of clouds. My sister is flying on a bird next to me, and she's like why you playing video games right now. I look down and see I am indeed holding a 3DS that has the seen of me flying on a bird displayed on the screen. This makes me pretty dizzy and more scared about falling.

6. Franky is a bamf
I'm in yet another apartment looking around for some money. (This might be the same one from 3) I realize there's no money in any of the cans in the cupboards, and the poor family living there somehow communicates to me that Franky has used the money for upgrades. I then see Franky, from before the timeskip, standing on ocean waves. There's mist around him and as it unveils, I can see he has this super cool dark look going on, which is apparently related to the money. He has two huge holes in his chest (again part of the upgrades). One of the holes is filled with this golden object, and it's making him super strong (I'm under the impression he could add another object in the second hole and increase his power level yet again). There are two warships near him partially hidden by the mist, and he's about to destroy them with a huge blast.

7. Playin basketball with a dude from my past
I'm on this basketball court near the entrance. I see to my left our team's bench with coach dum-dum prominently standing there. I shift my focus to the court and see Antman on the court. He's hustling on defense (which is on the side of the court near me), but when he gets the ball on offense he goes for a no look pass, which is off target, then strikes a pose, again without looking to see where the ball went. DD takes him out, and Antman goes off the court, walking past me, and to the locker room down the hall. I go follow him to be like yo that pose was dope. I enter the locker room (to make sure he's all right as my physical dream journal reads) and walk by two fat white dudes, who complain their knees are moderately aching (I believe this is related to my thoughts on approximate knowledge earlier in the day). I don't know what happens next, but at some point Antman exits as another person (Mohingle? Omar?), and I think man I hope I can pronounce his name. Eventually, the real Antman emerges with a bunch of black girls behind him. At least one has curly hair.

Fragments:
-I walked into this zen garden type area and tried fixing a chair.(tonight)
-At a grocery store playin with some nerf guns. Later tried to avoid the ppl working there. Left and jumped up on the sidewalk. In an ice cream truck or something looking for snacks. Grabbed some beef jerky(past)
-In an area with tons of tubes with different color fluids flowing through them. I have a birds eye view of it. I'm under the impression it's some sort of electronics. I think I start chillin in one of the tubes and get pushed around in it (past)
-PL says something is 15 minutes more than he wanted. (tonight)
-Skateboarding? in this circular area with a tent in the middle. I get inside the tent and it has some sick ramps and stuff. (past)
-I'm shuffling playing cards and am worried about the cards bending. I see they're bending at the corners and wonder if I should shuffle them different. (tonight)
-I'm going up an escalator in an airport. I think there are people going to the beach behind me. There's definitely at least one hot asian woman, but I'm under the impression there's multiple sexy women of multiple ethnicities. I'm not wearing a shirt, and I see a guy in front of me who's also shirtless and he's pretty flabby. Seeing this guy's flabs makes me wonder how I look. (tonight)
-In a torn down apartment. Exploring the area outside the apartments outside. (past)
-In this super upscale hotel. Walk by a girl? after coming up an elevator. Steal a fork. Later downstairs. Golden staircase to right with some vegetation. Waterfall. Some tables ahead of me. Brochure about skiing? (past)