joeseph

not much from last night

One image stands out in particular. A climactic battle scene between myself (I was a female wizard) and someone else. Voldemort or Gandalf. A nondescript evil magician. Most of this dream was in the Adventure Time aesthetic. We had fought before. A small crooked wizard, kind of scummy and comical, a neutral party neither good nor evil, was about to fight Voldemort. I came to the rescue with my summons. The evil wizard calls upon his gigantic snake, the Basilisk. There's some serious shit about to go down. I raise all of my powers to prepare for battle. The little man (maybe the Ice King) decides suddenly that this spat has escalated too far; he's out of here. He scampers away, down the cliff, and takes off over the ocean.

I guess that's my cue to bail, too! All the conflict isn't really worth it. I take out a garbage bag, fling it up over my head to open it, and jump off the cliff, using it as a parachute on the way down. I land in the water, and make sure to take the garbage bag with me, stuffing it in a pocket or something. After all, TURTLES can't tell the difference between those and jellyfish, and they can eat them and suffocate. I'm all about that environment, ya dig?!?

I start swimming along the side of the cliff, trying to get back to the beach to safety. The water is full of magical denizens. There is another huge snake (probably a different one, of slightly lesser size) in the water, so I hop skip and jump along some cliffs to avoid it, sailing over. It could still probably jump up and strike at me if it wanted, but I do my best to avoid its attention. It's not about the conflict anymore. Back in the water, and I have to do the same thing to avoid a GIGANTIC OCTOPUS. But I do, and I make it back to the beach.

There was one other image: The dog from Adventure Time, talking about the dream. "Now that everything looks like Adventure Time, everything is funny." Check it out: A mental image of the dog transformed into an oven. The same old face with his :3 lips. He's saying "I have a boner." This is funny enough to be captioned and put on a turquoise t-shirt. LMAO