The Pinsir

I've had REALLY crappy recall lately. But last night's dream was kinda cool, and I actually remember it!

I was in my dorm getting ready for breakfast when I looked into the hall and realized it was another high school senior day. There were high school students EVERYWHERE, but they were all girls! I decided on the way to or from the cafeteria I'd talk to some because I figured it'd be easy to hook up with these high school girls. Anyway, I get about half way to the cafeteria and I realized I forgot my tupperware. I turn back to the dorm to get it, then I realize that there was a play in the student union I wanted to see, so I called Alex and told him I wasn't going to breakfast. There are EVEN MORE girls on the way to the union, but I'm in too much of a hurry to talk to them.
Then, I don't know why, but I started hauling ass to Lee Field. Then I decided I was burning too many calories, so I wanted to buy a hamburger. There was a Burger King and gas station where the gym is IRL, so I hurried over to the gas station to check the balance on my debit card to see if I could afford the hamburger. Inside the gas station was some creepy dude, and the inside of the gas station looked like his house. He said the ATM was inside the coke machine, and I knew he was trying to kidnap me and electrocute me by touching the inside of the coke machine. I speed out of his house/gas station and sprint across Lee Field, which is not forested. I weave in and around the trees cause I'm trying to loose him, and also because he's shooting at me. Also, my Cameron is with me trying to dodge bullets. Then I hear a whistling sound coming from above, and I realize he's trying to BOMB me and Cameron. Right before the bombs hit the ground, I jump out of their way (they're little bombs). There is this building on the far end of the field, and I run in and try to hide, only now Cameron is Bryce. Bryce is leading the way now, running down all the halls and going up stairs, and I lose him and get really sad. Then some little black boys motion for me to follow them, and they lead me to the attic. They say there are spirits in the attic because they keep hearing things. I open the attic door and move away a bunch of air filters and see Bryce hiding. I get all emotional because I thought I'd lost him. Then he jumps down and gives me a hug. Only now Bryce is both Marry and Pippin from Lord of the Rings, and they start stamping my body, saying how awesome I am.

Then I woke up.