My otherworldly experiences.

Orange = Lucid

I'm back in school, this time in my old uniform and I'm with a friend. We're walking up to the tennis courts because Jacob Barnett is getting bullied, and I want to give him a hand.
Note: Jacob Barnett is this 12 year old who has an IQ of 170, who I discovered the existence of yesterday
So yeah, I say to my friend ''If they touch him, I'm gonna beat the crap out of them. Plus, there's no way I can get done in because I don't go to this school any more, and if they try to get the police on me I can simply state it was in defense of somebody else and not assault.'' (seems I was already aware of some in-normalities, because I remembered that I didn't go to school any more, however I wasn't lucid)
Once we're up there, this kid is throwing a load of abuse at Jacob and I'm visualising smashing him out of existence, just waiting for a chance to actually put it into action. Nothing actually kicks off though, and then they proceed to play some form of sport, so I go and sit down outside of the tennis courts with a group of people in my year-group. After a short while, however, our principle can be seen coming in our direction.
Note: When that happened, it was usually to remove us from that area.
I decide I ain't gonna take none of it, and start yelling abuse at him as loud as I can, as profane as I can make it. My peers are laughing in approval but are also coming out with things such as ''Wtf Sam, you're gonna get in so much trouble!'' I merely state that nothing of the sort is going to happen (I must have been close to lucidity as this point, because I was like 90% sure) then I decided to reality check for some reason. I tried to push my thumb through my hand, and it went clean through.

I was then lucid, and 100% sure that nothing would happen, so I yelled more. I then turn to talk to my peers, bragging about the fact I can push my thumb straight through my hand. They're like WTF?! It amuses me intensely. I then recall the spinning technique because I'm bored of this place (and also my eyes are having a little trouble staying open), walk a little while down the bank on to the field, and start spinning around with my eyes open. It doesn't actually do much, but I do get a feel for the sensation of feeling grounded within the dream. My eyes then close and everything fades to black.

I'm back in my bed. I reality check just to make sure I'm not still dreaming, and the same results happen, so I get up. The room is completely different to my room, however. There's a table in the middle and Emma is sitting on a chair next to it.
Note: Emma is my college tutor, and she's what you call a MILF
Since me and my friend Niall have constantly made references to wanting to bang her, I decide to put it into action. She gets up and starts walking towards me, so I push her into a ledge behind her and start the foreplay. She instantly responds to this with the reaction I wanted, however I then realise I've forgotten (again) to remain focused on keeping aware of the dream-state. Things fade to black again.

I'm back in my bed for a second time, but I can still feel myself touching her. I figure something is wrong here, and I'm either awake and very close to a dream, or still in a dream. I use the same reality check, and it tells me I'm still dreaming. I get up, and this time I'm in my room. My bedside lamp is on and it's dark outside. Emma is also in my room, completely naked. I figure this is the most opportune moment I could ask for, as my bed is literally an arm's length away. I don't want to rush into things this time, however, so I start rubbing my hands together, feeling the texture of my bed, etc. My eyes are extremely hard to keep open though (like what's been happening throughout this whole lucid) and then they close again.

I'm now back in that room I was in before with the table, and Emma is sitting in the same place on the chair. The way I see things is completely different though. Everything is in black and white, just like the game 'Madworld'. I figure it's useless to have sex in this condition.

I then wake up properly.

Clearly, I must be making considerable progress here. Since I started the ADA technique, I've given up on WILD, and have had 2 lucid dreams in the space of 3 days. Also, considering it's April 1st, it's quite an awesome (and positive) start to the month.