task of the year

NOTE: Yesterday was my last day of school! I'm finally out! This means my LD rate will probably double like it did last year! This means I'll be at about 12-14 a month! Also, this dream features me doing three new skills! The Final Flash and the Angry Kamehameha from Dragon Ball Z, and making portals! Enjoy!

Goals:
300 TOTY

Here I am. The loneliness of a modern day prison. It's no ordinary prison though. It's run by someone evil. An evil organization. People are captured and taken here by force. We work day in and day out. People are brain washed. It's fucking insanity. No way to escape. No way. It'd be a mere mistake to even think of it. I wouldn't be surprised if they could read our thoughts. So here I am, working in the outdoor smog and gloom with a few fellow classmates. We're sweating like pigs, some crying. I see Snow nearby. I go over to work by him. As we work, we talk about lucid dreaming. I tell him I had one a couple days ago(true fact). He's interested to hear so. After we are done discussing, I go back towards my original workspace. I don't wanna piss off the guards. That won't end well. I'm still thinking about what Snow and I talked about. I pass by a female classmate. Then, I pop. How the hell and when the hell did I get here?! I now become lucid without my dream signs(but now school is a DS cause it's summer)! Sweet! Time to get out of this hellhole! Ah, I now remember I have to do the 300 TOTY. Now, I see it's time to go in for lunch. Well, I rather not be interfered, so I go in. Inside, I go into a closet. I decide to turn-around into Thermopylae. It doesn't work. Shit! Come on!!! Intent! Intent! I fail again! Damn! Well, I need no interference. The guards are gonna be pissed if I'm missing. So, I go and sit down with some friends. I sit for a few minutes. Then, I finally loose it. REBELLION BITCHES!!!!! I get up. This room is half guards, half us. I run over to the guard side. I start punching down guards one by one. Good thing I'm training my self to do Martial Arts. I block some punch backs, then continue the beatings. Damn! Too many! I now start to fly. The guards don't seem the slightest bit amazed. Hm...here's some amazement. Hehehe...I get in my sideways Horse Stance. Let's see them take on the Kamehameha...hehehehehehe...
"KA...ME..." Now, some guards try to perform the Kamehameha! They all epically fail.
"HA...ME..." The guards begin to flee. Only to realize the door is locked.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" Now, the giant blue blast comes out and blows up a shitload of guards. Impressive, a lot of them are still alive. Let's change that. I now put my arms out straight to my sides and my legs are in a V. I power up, and a yellow ki ball appears in both hands. Now I connect my arms and cup my hands to combine the two ki balls into one giant yellow ki ball. The guards look as if they're about to shit themselves.
"FINAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!! FLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" And now a fucking huge golden-yellow blast fires from my hands and vaporizes almost all the guards. Holy shit! The Final Flash really worked its wonders! Time to finish off these bastards. I get back in the sideways Horse Stance. I take my right arm to my side. I then cup my hand. The remaining guards have probably soiled themselves by now. They all have no choice but to sit back and it let hit them. "ANGRY KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!" I put my hand out and a yellow-golden blast fires out. It then kills the the remaining guards. Phew! That was intense. I now realize I have little time left. Shit! Well, no interefernces now! JAILBREAK! We are all freed now! We run out the door, which I blew up with the Final Flash. We're outside now. Okay, time to go to the Battle of Thermopylae! I hold my arm out and form my hand as if I'm going to do a shitty Karate Chop. I slowly move my arm down. I hope this will work! Now, I see a purplish line follow my hand. Yes! I made my first portal! I take my hands and open it. I loom in, to see no battle. Shit! Intent! Gotta think of the battle! I perform another portal opening. I see a battle going on! I walk in and the portal closes behind me. Well, time to kick ass and take...well...shit. I'm at the right place, but what the fuck?! These aren't the Spartans and the Persians!!!!! Shit!!!!! Then, one team readies its archers. Oh fuck!!!!! The archers open fire and the other team readies its shields. Luckily, the arrows all fly right over me. The other team lies down, shields over them. Damn, pretty big shields. The arrows hit the shields and all bounce off. Okay, I gotta go make another portal. Let's do this the right way this time. So, I start to step on the shielded people. I don't need anymore interference. As I walk on the shields, I awake. NO!!!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!!!

I lay in my bed and thought ill give it another go - i sat and stayed aware using my very very low volume music as an anchor.
I felt sleep paralysis start to take over my body and eventually i removed my earphones and turned onto my side.
I was looking at the images inside my head and i saw myself flying above snow - i felt myself going deeper into the image and realised i was beginning to WILD - the exitement started to pull me away from the image, i tried to get deeper into the image and i knew it was happening, as i felt myself go through the transition i mantra'd "lucid dream" "lucid dream" i then felt myself slam into the snow on the floor, i looked at my hands and said "holy fucking shit i just WILDed" "im lucid so lets do something" i opened my palm facing a small mound of snow and charged an energy ball causing an explosion, then i smashed through a massive pile of snow flying through the air but i was too excited and felt myself waking up, i spun around to teleport but felt my eyes opening.

I then decided to try and re-WILD and closed my eyes and sucessfully re entered the dream.

i forgot what happened after this but i guess it was cool cause i lost my WILD virginity.


edited i recalled missing fragments of the dream

GOALS:
Casablanca TOTY

NOTE: I've been a slacker, so I haven't posted an of my Nonlucids. Don't worry, I'll start up with them again.

I'm at the store with my mother. Obviously, we are shopping. We run into a Spanish woman wearing all black clothing. We say excuse me and keep shopping. We quickly finish and go to check-out. While we're checking-out, my mom tells me to go find the Spanish woman and ask where the taco stuff is. Odd, tacos are Mexican. But, I don't refuse, and go. I end up searching for a long time. I give up, apparently she's not here anymore. I start to head back. On my way, I accidentally bump into Nathan A. from school. He's pissed at me for bumping into him. I see he's also with Lauren M. from school as well. From being pissed, he challenges me to a fight, here and now. Oh shit. Nate A. could kick my ass anytime, anywhere. Well, I had no choice, especially in front of Lauren. I accept. Now we both claim our fighting positions. I get in the fighting pose Goku uses in his first fight against Vegeta. Nate looks at me like I'm a total faggot. He starts to laugh at my pose. Then, the fight starts. He comes at me, and throws the first punch. I easily dodge it. Wow, that pose did really help. I twist around. Now I'm facing Nate's back. I through a heavy blow. Then, I follow up with a continuous punching rush. I continue until I knock him out cold. I was surprised that I actually won. Lauren looked impressed(too bad it wasn't real, I really like her). Now, I walk away. I rather not get in trouble. I see my mom isn't at check-out. It's also very dark out now. I go outside. There is only one car in the parking lot. It's not my mom's...FUCK. Did she really leave without me?! Son of a bitch! That sucks some major balls. Soon, I see a police car come over to me. The officer asks what I was doing here so late. I explain the situation. Then, he tells me I should be in school. School?! It's fucking 12:00 A.M. for all I know! Well, I figure not listening to the police is a bad idea. So, the officer drives me all the way to school. I go in, to see that the place is over taken by some evil dude. All these shadowy figures are going around. This is really freaking the fuck outta me now. I am sent to room 110, Mr. Brown's room. I go in and sit down. We have desks instead of tables. They're all lined up in perfect rows. I also have different classmates with me. I sit down. It's completely dark in here. Biut some lite is still emminating from the hallway lights. We have no teacher with us either. Sydney B. comes in and points at me. She says she told the principal what I did. Then, an evil voice comes over the PA. It says I'm supposed to report to the office. Sydney is now seated with us in the silent room. I get up an go over to her. I tell her, if I don't come back alive, it's on her conscience. I go out into the hallway. What did I...was it because I beat the hell outta Nate? But now, I become lucid without dream signs! Awesome. Time to get the fuck outta here. I go through the hall way. All the demonic creatures are approaching me now to take me to the office. Not on my watch bitches. I get in a fighting stance. I don't know if this will hurt them, but it sure as hell will distract them. I cup my hands to my side. Now I shout while putting my hands out.
"Kamehameha!" Then, a blue ki blast fires from my cupped hands at the demons. There's an explosion. Now's my chance! I jump up, then I start to fly away. I land at the main enterance. Oh right! I have to do the Casablanca TOTY. I do the turn around method to make Rick's Bar appear. I do it about three times, and no results. What the hell?! Where's the damn bar at? I go outside now, then I notice it was here since I first tried to make it appear. It was where I couldn't see it though. Wow. That's disappointing. I have no time to waste now. I jump up on a car now. I see my friend Zaine's also on the car. I also notice it suddenly became day time. Interesting. I say I have no time to waste. We both charge our ki up. Now we speed fly towards the bar. We both start blowing away the place with ki blasts. I see Sam on his piano. I go in and ask him to play something. He starts to play four notes repeatedly. Awesome! I did the task! Now, I leave, but I soon wake up.

Since again I had no recall last night I'm just gonna tell you my tasks for whenever I master lucid dreaming,
1. master lucid dreaming, or at least have constant ones
2. Have a sky race with Spongebob
3. Have all the powers of Alex mercer from prototype
4. Do a back flip of of a 50 story building and land and not die.
5. Have CatDog as a pet in every dream
6. Get good at math and science, this is the most challenging one out of all of them
7. Read a book then go into that book in a dream, theres alot of cool stuff in some books that make me wish I could live out my life for about an hour in that book.Just an hour.
8.realize I'm dreaming then write in my dream dream journal while in my dream
9. Practice while dreaming.( guitar, flute, hacky sack etc)
10.Have a vacation in a dream that feels like it's been 3 days
11. Try to sing as loud as I can without worrying about anyone hearing.
12.turn my self into a guinea pig or hamster and then create a community of other talking guinea pigs or hamsters. live their and become a gangster in that world.

I've accomplished the Void goal (took about 3 months) and have that to look into some more, that should be very promising. I just produce a wormhole and go in and look over the info in my dreams, actually I'm not sure of what all is in there but it seems hugely expansive, lots to explore!

I still have the short haired girl to find something/anything out on. Since posting about her I have had her appear off and on but no Q&A or anything that could give me some info about her so I will keep this goal.

a Short Haired Girl

I also intend to find out more about the short haired girl. She doesn't seem like a dream guide (DG) and may even be a possible me. Once I asked to see myself in the mirror and expected to see myself but when I looked I saw her! She put on a big grin and smiled and waved at me and said "Hi, its me!" in a super happy and excited way. Everything she says surprises me and usually cuts off my train of thought. She is the only one doing this, and is reoccurring as well, so I have to find out more.

Super Hero

My new goal for this year is to become more like a super hero in my dreams saving people. I partly want this so that there will be more of a reason to my dreams. Mostly I want this because the few dreams I have had like this have been amazing. I have had some experience saving paoiple in real life as well and this type of dream supports that aspect of myself. Also having a goal that is allusive lets me use my powers, just like heroes have to be up against something in a movie (it wouldn't be much fun to see Spiderman watch TV for 2 hours). I have been working on this goal for a few weeks now with a little success, perhaps posting it here will tell my subconscious that I am serious about it. All of us super heroes start off a little pathetic right? I guess I just need to keep up at it and find my path.

I am in a large, paved area (an airport, I think). There are large halls and my room is in one of them. I get a pink, silky shirt from somewhere. I put it on and go to bed. The shirt is a little too tight. Soon I get up, take the shirt off. I check the time. It is 09.00. I get confused, because I thought it was night already. I go hiking to the mountains near the airport with some other people. The next thing I remember is a forest. We are walking on a path. About 10 metres below is an iron plate that I remember from another dream. It shows the landing time of an UFO. We continue past the plate. Soon we come to a TV set. I ask everyone if they are ready. Then I push a button on the TV. An energy field or something like that traps us. An alien appears and I become lucid. I freeze time. And teleport away. I had decided to do the Star Wars task when I went to sleep. I summon a spaceship around me (aren't they x-wings?). I see the death star. I fly there and follow the corridor. I shoot the torpedoes and they hit their goal. When the Death Star explodes, I wonder what it would feel like being in an explosion in a dream. Then I fly back to earth. The scene with the alien changes into a video game. I shoot the alien with a laser gun. When it grabs my brother, I start beating it. Its hp goes down pretty fast. Soon I win it. I shut the game. My brother protests. I am now back in the airport. That's the last thing I remember.

GOALS:
Jaws TOTY

NOTE:
Yay! I broke my dryspell! Although it was on a MILD, not a DEILD. This was my second worst dryspell ever!!!!! Also, this dream was very short, because I was sleeping on a very small couch, which was waking me up almost every hour.

It seemed like an average day. I was on a dock with my friend Marcus, and sone other DCs. It was nice and hot outside too. We all sat on the dock on chairs with cold drinks. We also had a grill, and we were cooking...pizza? I didn't think you could grill a pizza. That's very interesting. We had three pizzas cooking. Their scent was mouthwatering. However, I question the fact that we were making pizza when it's like 80 outside at a lakeside dock. Oh well, pizza's awesome. Now, the pizzas are done. The cook serves the first pizza. Fuck that's some good shit! Yum!!!!! We quickly devour the first pizza. Now, the explainable happens. Marcus rubs up to the grill. He rolls up the pizzas and runs. What the fuck's his deal?! I decide to chase after him. He ain't stealing the pizza so he can eat it all! Motherfucka! You don't steal pizza from ME!!!!! He now jumps off the dock into a boat. He starts it up. I jump on as well. At the same time, the boat shoots forward like a bullet. Fuck! Since I landed on it at the same time it jerked forward, there was a disruption. But when I land, I become lucid without my dream signs! Oh fuck yeah! Lucidity was my bitch once again! Fuck you dryspell! You're over with! YES! Oh...right...the dream. Anyway, so I jump up, and the boat flips over. Poor Marcus. Then, I land on the flipped over boat. Time to do the Jaws TOTY. Conveniently enough, I was on water already. So, I turn, and there's Jaws. He's coming in at full speed, jaws wide open. That fuckin' idiot! Tine to follow through with my plan...the Super Dragon Fist finishing move from Dragon Ball Z. I got in a martial arts stance. I made a fist and arm formation. My ki begins to rise, and it surrounds me. Now, I transfer ALL my ki into my fist. A massive amount of ki is pressuring my fist. It is beginning to hurt a bit. Too much build up. My time is short. Jaws is almost here! With the ki in my fist, more surrounds me for an extra kick. TIME TO DIE MOTHERFUCKA!!!!! Jaws is only ten feet away now. I know I talk in my sleep on occasion, but fuck it. I shout from the bottom of my lungs now. "DRAGON FIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSST!!!!!!!!!!" At that time, I throw a punch At nothing. But, my fist is pointing at Jaws. At that time, a gigantic golden dragon fires out of my fist at lightspeed. It collides with Jaws, and there is a massive nuclear explosion. It takes a minute, but the smoke finally clears away. I stand there breathless, as I look at the aftermath. I didn't even leave a body behind. As I huff and puff, I awake.

I'm new to this site, and I have been trying to come up with physiological conclusions about my dreams recently because I have been having mood differences for the past months. I've always been interested in dreams as well, wondering what they could mean, if anything.

So my dream this morning started off where I was with an unknown person and we were fighting so hard to get somewhere, I wasn't sure where at the moment. But we had to go through different events, environments, wildernesses.

And then I appeared to be in some futuristic city, and I am not talking about futuristic lights, and space objects. More like a super modern city somewhere in Europe or something. I was staying in this amazing hotel, the walls were all glass, amazing furniture, just modern in every way, which I loved. And I was looking out the windows..going around the room (because I was staying on a corner room), and I would see the really high up buildings where the floor was of glass, and they were on high poles for support. I loved the new city I appeared to be new to. And then someone close to me came into the room, I am still not sure who and I showed them the window views and how big and beautiful all the buildings and skyscrapers were.

I woke up a few times between 5-9am wanting to fall back asleep again so I could keep dreaming about that, because all my dreams lately have been negative, because of the stress I'm going through I am guessing, I may be wrong. But this dream could mean something, maybe it means you have to just go through hard times to get out and be happy, in this life, or after death.

Note: I didn't control this dream.

Task of the year: Fly(x) Get lucid(X)

Dream: I was walking down the stairs of my house on my way out. My dad tells me to not be late for dinner( Or something i don't remember quiet well :/ ) My friend walks next to me. I can't see him but i know that he is there. He ask's me what time it is. I look at my watch, and see's that it spinns like h*ll.I realize's that this is a dream and does the "hand rc" just to make sure that this is a dream.

I walk outside and see's that the air are orange and it is summer and not winter. My friend dissapears and i get's a "3rd person" view of myself. I get's overexcited and my dream starts to fall down. I stabilizes the dream with a few RC's. ( I don't remember wich one's that i used.) I have forgotten what i did after that. I remember one thing, that is that i flew around my village and i wakes up.

I feel as though I should write a cover page, or precautionary paragraph, for this dream journal. Most of my dreams tend to be lucid; even if I have little to no control, I'm usually always aware that I am dreaming. In fact, it is more rare when I DON'T know I am dreaming than when I do. Some nights I sleep so soundly that I do not recall my dreams, or am unaware of dreaming, but most nights when I fall asleep, I am aware--in some part of my brain, and consciously--that I am one asleep, and two, dreaming. However I do NOT keep any form of record of my dreams, and I'm starting to think that needs to change. I would also like to learn more about dreaming in general and lucid dreaming in particular, and thus why I am here.
I intend to title my entries of this journal solely by dates, for my own personal easy referral. Any comments on my dreams are most welcome; I am not easily offended and I enjoy hearing other points of view. With the help of this website, I intend to explore more thoroughly my dreams and their possible meanings, as well as new things that I may be able to accomplish while dreaming.
I intend to go as far back as possible with the recall of my dreams in this journal, from birth to present, because I believe my past dreams--some of which I still remember--might help me with my study. Thus my entries will be dated (some not so very accurately) and added, hopefully, in order.
Thanks,
Dardrae

I will start today on all the dreams recalled and stored in my dream diary here lucid or non-lucid.

dream on 10/3/2011: non lucid:
Meeting arnold schwarzenegger and making a bolognaise for him in the middle of my town, i had a grinder which was half filled with cannabis and half filled with chilli so i turned it upsidedown to try to get the cannabis granules to switch places with the chilli to make a space bolognaise? As i was flicking at the grinder i saw my mum so was scared she'd see me with weed so quickly put the grinder away, then i realised i was going to be late for college so had to try to hurry up with the bolognaise. I woke up. (How i didnt do a reality check with this - no idea.)

Goals:
Godfather TOTY

I begin in a strange room. I am crowded by many people. We're all waking around socializing and having a damn good time. Then, this kid Tom I know started to rampage around like a retard. He was knocking things over, punching people, etc. Finally, he stormed away. What the fuck? People now discussed the strangeness that had just happened. That wasn't Tom's normal retardation...something was fishy. I suggest that Tom may have been on Methamphetamine. Everyone seems to believe that's a reasonable explanation. Meth does cause you to rampage like a violent moron. So, everyone begins to pack up. I have someone give me a ride. He offers to take me to his place, but he has to stop somewhere else first. So, we drive away. Then, a tells me he's being stalked...by a murderer. So, we arrive at a store. The guy splits up to go shop. I browse alone. I come across a collection of scouters. I see a blue, a red, and a green scouter. I take the blue one and put it on. Then, it detects someone. The murderer?! I rush over and I see that it IS a murderer. No doubt it's the one looking for that guy. Shit. What to do?! What to do?! Then, I think of a plan, and I don't like it. I walk over to the murderer.
"Hey strong man..." I say. I grab his abs. "I love strong men. And you're defiantly one." Well that was gay. The guy looked freaked out now. He told me to get away, and he ran off. Well, that was fucking gay, but it had results. I had to use the bathroom now. I go downstairs and start to piss into a rusty sink. Then, I became lucid without dream signs!

I continue to piss, then I zip my pants up. Oh right...um, this is a bad place to do the Jaws TOTY. Oh! The Godfather TOTY. Now, I use the turn around method. Where is he?! Shit! Then, he jumps through a window. What the hell? Damn. So, I ask him a favor. I ask him to handle my very first rivals, the drunken perverts from my origins at DV. I killed there leader LONG ago. The other three are still alive somewhere. The Godfather agrees and then he leaves. Awesome. TOTY completed! I believe that makes four TOTYs completed. Then, I go back upstairs, but then my little brother rudely wakes me up. Shit.

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27.02.2011

Shark Hunt (DEILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was waking up from an unstable dream. I was almost completely awake, but didn't move. I ignored all input from my body (which was too warm) and concentrated on whatever I could visualise. I found a beach came easily. It was a beach I used to spend a lot of time at as a kid. It occurred to me that this could be a good opportunity to do the Jaws part of the task of the year- kill the shark. But first I had to struggle back into a dream. I imagined that I was barefoot. That way I could feel the sand on my feet, and could dig in with each step- giving great sensory input with which to fool my brain into a dream.

I got to the huge concrete pier at the end of the shore and climbed onto it. I paid close attention to how hard the concrete felt, and jumped around on it for a few seconds to anchor myself. The dream wasn't quite solidified yet, so I was able to force a boat to appear in the water beside the pier. More anchoring techniques. The boat was roughly the same size as the Orca, but was in slightly better condition. As I got close to it, I saw that it was captained by none other than Samuel L. Jackson. His first mate was one of my lecturers, Prof. O'Hare. I put the presence of SLJ down to having seen a particular .GIF which I'll link here if possible, but I couldn't figure out why O'Hare was here.



I stepped on board and the boat rocked dangerously. I sat down in a small tin bathtub which I judged to be near the centre of the deck and waited. Samuel L. Jackson unhitched the boat from the pier and started the engine. O'Hare offered me a dry cracker from a packet he had been munching from, which I accepted. We sailed out to sea, and the sky quickly got dark. It started to rain, then became cold. Next thing I knew, SLJ was shouting something (containing "motherfucker") and backing away from the side of the boat. O'Hare shouted for me to get "on the gun", and indicated a large harpoon-turret on top of the cabin, which I was sure hadn't been there earlier. I climbed up on the roof and looked down the sight of the turret just as an enormous shark reared its ugly head above the water. It was gargantuan. The mouth alone was about three metres across, and it wasted no time in chomping down on the front of the boat. I lined up a shot and pulled the trigger. There was a whoosh noise, the sound of something being hit and a shout of "Aaaaaarrghh!" I looked up from the turret and saw that the harpoon had gone disastrously off course, and was now stuck halfway through O'Hare's upper arm!

The boat turned violently, and I was thrown off the roof of the cabin into the water. As I fell, I saw Samuel L. Jackson at the wheel, dripping with sweat, trying to get the boat to speed up. It sped off, and the shark began to follow. I grabbed its fin as it passed. Strangely, the shark was oblivious to me, an easy meal, clinging on quite close to the side of its mouth.

Some frantic music started to play as the shark persued the boat at high speed. I looked around under the water and was amazed. We were in an area I knew. It was a coastal town, but it was now completely submerged. We were swimming around shops and houses I knew well. I tried to mess with the shark, and tugged its fin. This sent it off-course dramatically, and several times I was able to steer it directly into buildings and archways. This chase (with me as shark-saboteur) went on for a while, then the music stopped. I worried, thinking this might signal the end of the dream, and I hadn't yet killed the shark! I let go of its fin and rose quickly to the surface. I held out my arms and telekinetically brought the shark with me- pulling on the dorsal fin. When we rose above the water into the air, I threw my arms wide apart and the shark exploded into a thick red mist. I looked around and heard a buzzer. It was my alarm, waking me up in time for a driving lesson.

Or so I thought. I woke up, but my body barely worked. It was like all energy had been drained from my muscles. The feeling was familiar from older dreams, so I checked my hand. But my vision was so blurry in general that I could barely see it!

GOALS:-Freddie TOTY
-Basic TOTM
So, I find myself in a toy store(weird, considering how old I am). I begin to browse the extensive collection(odd again). Then, I cone across some toy scouters.

I see one in a box by itself. It doesn't actually do anything. It's just for show. Then, I see a double pack. It has one Scouter that doesn't work, but the other one does. The double pack is $130.00 and the single one is $19.00. So, I chose the single one. I buy it, and I take it out. it's a dark-blue Scouter. I try to put it on. I place it on my right ear. Then, I realize that's not the correct ear. So, I take it off and put it on my left ear. It fits perfectly. Now I'm seeing through one eye in blue. Then, I suddenly become lucid without dream signs!

So now, Lucidity was my bitch. Time to do the TOTY and then the TOTM. I wait in silence believing he will show. Then...he is calling my name ominously. Then, he shows up out of the blue right in front of me. Holy shit. I tell him I'm going to fight him to the death. I have a few tricks up my sleeve so I can beat him...easily. I say let's shake hands and let the better man win. I hold out the correct hand so I can shake his glove hand. We shake hands. Then, I rip the glove off of his hand. I put it on. then, I back off. Then, Freddie charges at me. And then, before he can kill me...
"Look! It's Jason!" I shout. Freddie turns around like a fuck-tard. Finally, I stab him through the back with his glove. Suck it bitch! I pull the glove out. I through it off as the blood drips off of the blades. Freddie falls over dead. TOTY number three for me!!!!! Then, I decide to go do the basic TOTM. As I look for a DC to kiss...I have a false awakening! Then, I awake for real! Shit!!!!!