Burke's Nightly Escapades

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Location: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (map Bailout)/Living room
I was a butler of some sort for an extremely selfish rich person on the Modern Warfare 2 map Bailout. He somehow got the idea of selling sodas to people for 500% what it normally should have been. Then, he suddenly fell off the roof above my while sitting in the feeble position in a small black box. Luckily, another butler ran over and put a pillow beneath him so we wouldn't get hurt. Of course, we all rushed to his side to make sure he was O.K. Then, as i walked around the corner, there were a bunch of girls on a roller derby team getting ready for a game, and they all looked really tired. Knowing it would please my "master" I tried to sell then sodas for $1.50 each.

I then appeared in my living room with the rich guy sitting in the recliner. He said to me, "I said 500%" (referring to the price of sodas) and i replied, "I thought you said 100%" but he just sat back and went to sleep. I then walked into the kitchen and right as i walked around the corner I woke up