The Vault

Awake | Dream | Lucid | Transition

So last night was not only my first lucid since my return to DV, but rather my first THREE lucids in a long time and my first time flying!

Unfortunately my recall is crap because I had several non lucids afterwards. But I do remember a few of the best parts.

I was walking on the boardwalk with my friend G and something just kinda made me realize that things weren't quite normal. Somehow the physical reality checks never do much for me, I can just kinda sense that I'm in a dream because I won't remember how I got there.

Immediately I become very excited and try to remind myself not to lose it. However, I can't contain myself as I run out the door of an arcade on the boardwalk cheering and leap over the side rail hoping to fly. I fall facefirst into the sand, which is surprisingly painless. While lying there I think, "I am going to make this happen if its the last thing I do!" I roll over in the sand and slowly reverse gravity and starting floating upwards while still lying down. Before I know it im in superman pose, levitating in the air. I begin to move forwards, faster and faster, until I'm soaring over the ocean and within a few seconds end up over top of some large grassy area with a bunch of stonehenge like structures and a surrounding village. Unfortunately I start to drop (while still flying forwards at full speed) and slam into the ground despite my efforts to stay up.

Knocked out, I wake up, and think, "That was such an awesome dream!" G is standing above me, he asks if I'm okay. It doesn't occur to me that this is a FA. I end up in the hospital I work at and it hits me again. I think, "well, I already flew, how about sex this time?" I proceed to get it on with a gorgeous co-worker, S. All I remember about the sex is that it was amazing and vivid.

I don't remember what happened after that, I think I lost lucidity. However, I regained it again later while still in the hospital. I think "what else can I screw around with?"

I remember an old conversation about what it's like inside a pokeball. I decide to try and go in one. First I realize I need to find someone with pokeballs, because I'm not too good at conjuring things in lucids.

I look around the hospital for Ash from Pokemon. I ask a secretary where he's at and they point to a room. I walk in and he looks like a burnt out old version of Ash. His hat is on the floor and he has a few pokeballs. I ask him about what it's like inside one, he says there is no mystical land in there or anything, the pokemon literally just gets crammed into the ball. He then shows me a bigger ball meant to hold some dragon pokemon and says "the wings go here" etc. I decide against getting captured.

Lastly, I decided that since this dream was lasting so long that i should go on an ambulance call since I'm going to be an EMT soon. Somehow I end up taking a few of my best friends on the call, though I can't remember how we handled it. However, I do remember at the end of it laughing about how I got my very prude friend M his first kiss and the first "girl to ever grab his junk." I then remember sitting there in my lucid counting up my various adventures, completely satisfied with my awesome dreaming experience. I need this to happen again.

I really want to remember what happened before bed and what led to this awesome lucid. Before bed I ate a mexican casserole at work, then a lot of greek yogurt and some almonds. I've heard nuts are good for vivid dreams, maybe that was it. Slept for about 8 hours but got woken up at 7 by T. Pretty sure the lucid was before 7, hence the terrible recall.

Regardless, I think my lucids are going to get a lot more frequent from here on out. Wherever I went today, I couldn't stop thinking about flying and how I'd love to fly around my town. One day

Awake | Dream | Lucid | Transition

Tonight I got to take my car onto the beach and run around Fred Flintstone style. It was kinda funny, my car just became really light and suddenly it felt like a big inflatable raft attached to me, with my feet going through the floor.

Then I'm back driving on the streets of this ocean town. I watch a tiny little triangular shaped car turn into my lane and then take a turn into a storm drain and fall in. For some reason I find this very funny.

There's a gorgeous blonde girl in the seat next to me who seems to be ignoring me. But as she gets up to go to the back seat for something, she brushes her ass against me and gives me a naughty smile.

Dream warps around a bit, and I find myself back on the beach wondering where she went. She sends me a text flirting with me.

I wake up feeling like I have to do something all morning. Then I remember that I wanted to text her back. Then I remembered that she wasn't real. Oh well, my girl wouldn't be very happy with that anyway :p

So me and my dad are hanging out in my back yard and somehow we've been put in charge of a massive mission to blow up pluto. I have a flashback to some guy floating around in space saying "I've found an extrastellar mass!" and somehow I know it needs to be done.

We have this little electronic device and an air compressor, we plan to use these to launch a nuclear missile. We then decide that it would be a fun idea to try to cook some chicken using the explosion, so we start piling up raw chicken parts in a huge barrel. I have no idea where we find this many raw chicken parts.

My dad then starts to make a few jokes about other things we could do with the nuke, and we laugh about how we could take care of those "damn kids next door who keep making so much noise" or try to hunt a couple birds that are flying by using nuclear missile, taking out "2 birds with 1 ICBM".

Unfortunately, the dream ends before any sort of launch happens. Maybe next dream I'll find out how it went

So I'm at the YMCA doing my daily lifting routine. I notice there's tons of people here today. In fact, there seems to be a party going on in the indoor track. I'm hanging out with a couple friends and we decide to walk around the track. The lights are off on the track and there seems to be a bunch of people hanging around in little groups. My friend N wants to get everyone together for a "party" in the weight room so he starts trying to talk to attractive girls. However, the same thing as usual happens and he ends up looking incredibly desperate and failing.

I try my luck and start talking to this one group of girls. This one girl seems particularly into me. I do some thing involving holding her hand and using terrible lines trying to flirt with her. I look up and it's a guy, and I wonder how I didn't realize this all along. Everyone else seems to have, so I play it off with some really smooth dream line that probably made no logical sense.

Thinking we've embarrassed ourselves enough, we go back into into the weight room. My friends have set up a table and they're playing Magic: The Gathering. I think, "oh god, good thing we didn't bring any girls back here." I then sit down to join them.

K plays some card that says "Deal 1000 damage to flying legendary creature" but there is no target. Some woman in a colorful robe pops out of the card and fires a massive bright bolt of energy into space (for a second the YMCA weight room turns into space)

I try playing with them and start reading the cards. Every time I look at a card it changes but in my head I'm making up some massive strategy. One card is some hero who comes out with "three Nacirema tokens", which you can sacrifice to put the hero on the "Nacirema Throne" for one turn. Nacirema is American backwards and I recently read some joke article about the "Nacirema tribe" that makes fun of Americans. I realize this in the dream and think its rather funny. Can't recall much of the rest of the game but I know there were lots of crazy shenanigans involved.

Recalls starting to improve again. Won't be long until that first lucid
So I'm roaming around the hospital looking for Dustin Hoffman (whose name I can't even put a face to but apparently he's the director now) and I end up in some room with K. K and I are hanging out, I think we're studying biology together, and something weird starts happening.
My contact starts to dry up, I can feel it getting uncomfortable as it falls out of my eye, then the other one does the same. I put two new ones in and K begins to flirt with me. Another contact falls out and I put a new one in. K inches closer to me and I put my arm around her. We begin to kiss and intensely make out, but I keep losing contacts. We begin to have sex but have to stop after a few minutes because there's dried up contacts and chocolate flavored protein powder (?) all over the bed.
I tear the comforter off and close the door because we are now in my house and K hears my parents downstairs. We continue and K turns into another girl, T. Does it count as a threesome if its one girl who keeps shapeshifting between two people?
Later in the dream, I'm driving into a parking space. It's oddly shaped and every time I park in it it rolls me back. So I get out and suddenly my car is tiny. I notice that theres a ridge on the parking space so I pick up my car and place it on there to get it to stay. Some guy in goggles comes by and does the same. I think, "Ohhkay, so that's how these spaces work."