The Nomad Chronicles

[I]in a house[/I]

I am in a house, looking for a bathroom. Every time I find a toilet, there is some naked person sitting on it. Why don't they close the door? This happens three times. gross.

[I]on a boat[/I]

I am working on a large sailboat in port. One of my co-workers is complaining about the challenge of doing laundry at sea. It's my old co-worker JB, with his big Texan accent.

"...and then your boots get [I]funky![/I]"