The Nomad Chronicles

I am running with Nephanim over a continent. We are two golden gods.

"Maybe the strangeness of this will help us remember a shared dream!"

"Maybe we should do something stranger. I will summon ice cream!!!"

I summon two ice cream cones, and we eat them as we run. We change the flavors with every bite.

"Oh, shit! We have to go to the Pyramids, Nephi."

"Why?"

"Our Annunaki Brethren await us there."

I open a portal and we jump through. As we run through the wormole, I see a red Wormhole Wyrm. He looks like Puff The Magic Dragon. He smokes out of a sherlock, and winks at me.

We land in the desert. I see Andres LD at a desk. He is writing in a book and playing video games. "I can do this because it's a turn-based RTS."

"1. That makes no sense. 2. You are dreaming."

Andres looks at his hands. There are translucent. "So I am!"

I see Queen Zukin flying around on a broom in the sky wearing a red and black dress and hat. There is a funny cat perched on her shoulder, a calico cat. It meows loudly like a Siamese.

She lands in front of me. "Shared dreaming is not real. I don't believe it anymore."

"I am real."

"No, you are just a Dream Character version of what I would imagine Nomad to be."

I transform into a thousand tiny spiders with my face.

"Can your DC Nomad do this?"

"AUGH! OMIGOD NO!"

She wakes up. Raven flies down. "Nomad!" she scolds. "That wasn't nice."

"She thought I was a dream character."

"Well, there are better ways. Why didn't you do one of your weird dances or something?" she sighs.

Queen Zukin appears out of a portal. She tosses some bat thing into it before it closes. "See what you made me do?"

QZ fires telekinetic energy at me. It misses, then hits the ground. It then wells up under me. I feel like I am standing on an invisible geyser.

"Stop playing on my magic!!!" QZ screams. Raven scowls at me, and I step off the geyser. I hit the atom button on my atom belt, and become three inches tall. I perch on Raven's shoulder. Raven speaks to QZ calmly, and says, "Let's have a fun dream."

Neph is making golden energy balls. He tosses one to QZ. she takes a bite, and bows to him. Raven opens a portal. We are in the Biodome. Everyone wanders off. I sit down, and pet my two baby dragons, Skyfire and Hydro.