Dream RPG : In the Caverns of Satan Claws
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, 06-11-2010 at 07:21 PM (786 Views)
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I am on the Moon in the Biodome with Raven, MoSh, Tigress, Silverwolf. Angel appears and is mad because I didn't invite her to the game. I tell her I didn't think she'd like it. She says that's her waking self. Her dream self loves dreams, and loves dream games. OK!
Loaf appears and says he wants in. Then a bunch of portals open, and an assload of dreamers pop in. It's overwhelming. I don't recognize a lot of them. About half the people on Deep Dreaming. :cheeky:
I ask Q10 to make a giant sky portal, and he takes us to the Outer Lands.
CONSUMING ILLUSION.
I break the dreams up into a group of dream-bubbles. Each dream has about four or five people in it. They all have the same basic adventure.
They are flying on individual reindeer in winter over mountains. They spot a cave. They land to explore it. They go in. There are shadow goblins hiding waiting to pick off stragglers. They battle some of the minor DC's, and get some cool power ups, like mantra balls.
They finally find me in the center. I am guarding a giant mantra ball of lucidity.
I am a giant CYBORG SPIDER SATAN CLAWS.
Most of them kick my ass, but some of them PARTY DIE EPIC PHAIL. and have to start over. HAHAHAA.
Then, I put everyone in a carnival. All the carnies turn into zombies. And shit! The cotton candy was drugged! WE ARE ALL TRIPPING BALLS ON DREAM LSD. HAHAHAHA
I make the rides melt. They get stuck in a funhouse, and can't tell the difference between glass, mirrors, and air. I run around looking like everyone, basically a 3D mirror. Then, I become a mad scientist sentient zombie robot fucker in the center of the funhouse.
Suddenly, everything goes 2D, and it's a multiplayer Megaman game. I AM SCIENCEMAN, AND YOU SHALL NEVER HAVE MY SUPER EPIC SPINNING AIR SLICING TIME-BLADES!
Someone turns into Sonic and spins in my face, killing me. LOL