The Nomad Chronicles

(a few days ago)

I am in the bathroom, looking in the mirror. WTF. I have no reflection!

Bobby (DJ Sabertooth) appears in the mirror.

I get confused. He copies me and giggles.

DUDE IT'S ME!

Oh, shit. I knew that.

"I am always with you, man. Seriously. Check it: I can be in more than one place at the same time. It's fucking amazing! Anyway... We should hang out more on the Moon. Tell everyone to come. I love you!"