The Nomad Chronicles

I HATE THIS DREAM

I was in my grandma's house, but it wasn't hers. People were giving a tour. I had to use the bathroom. There were two naked women waiting in line. Another naked women was using the toilet behind a sliding glass door. WTF

I walked away. JUST WRITING THIS DREAM ANNOYS ME. so i'll keep it short.

I wandered around a bit. I found a bathroom. I went in. Some asshole opened the door and came in before I could close the door. WTF Oh, it was D. I finally had him right where I wanted him. I grabbed the back of his neck, and slammed his forehead into the side of the bathtub. Then, I choked him with my hands. "You like that, FUCKER?" Then, I changed it to a full naked choke, and he passed out. A little girl ran in the bathroom. I let go of D. I then grabbed D again, but he had deflated. Goddamn DC's always deflate like balloons.

More girls ran in. blah blah blah. I yelled at the tour guide who wasn't there. my sister was sleeping with her boyfriend in the living room.