The Nomad Chronicles

I transform into an indigo stone giant insectoid-humanoid. I have jets on my feet. I slam a spiraling staff into the jungle of Nod.

[B]I DECLARE MYSELF THE MOON GOD! I AM X. I AM THE LUCID GOD. I AM THE GOD OF LUCIDITY.[/B]

Raven tells me to calm down. I respond by turning into a demon-dragon and eating someone.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

I am balancing out the energies here. I have become a True Neutral. Good and evil are only perceptions.

You fool! I will always be chaotic good, no matter what my form!

Raven turns into a large black raven, Queen of Night, a black bear, a black mamba, a giant black widow...

and you, my prey, have gone too far!

I turn into a giant blue translucent panda wearing a hat, wielding a quarterstaff. she turns into a dragon. we battle.

I breathe water at her, and put her fire out. she coughs.

She gets mad and me and chases me into the sky. I feel her claws tearing into my back. I escape into another dream.

I have a daughter that looks so much like Angel... We are in some cartoon Disney movie... It's how our child perceives her life, a kind of perfect fairyland where no one gets hurt.

"Nomad! Stop being an asshole!"

Raven is wearing a long red dress with red horns. She calls down thunder.

I turn into a rabbit, an burrow into another dream.

This is some weird rotoscoping...

I am smoking DMT with Keanu Reeves, Woody Harrelson, Winona Rider, and Robert Downey Jr. I take a hit. I feel my face implode. I feel like my soul is screaming. Raven follows me down a wormhole. I am a fox with a long long tail which she is holding on to. Why does she have a picnic basket? The wormhole becomes full of life. We sing a song, and say we are going to meet the All-One, the Mother and Father of ALL-ness.

We are hovering in space in front of a multicolored sun. It feels sentient. Its surface reminds me of human egg cells. It begins speaking to us in waves. It says it's a symbolic representation of the universe, and at the same time it is the universe, the progenitor of planets, yet as young and new as it is ancient.

I live forever, because I die for ever.

I wake up in a CIA Remote Viewer room. Raven is on the couch next to me. We take off these strange devices.

"Alright. We know you have The Gift. You are going to use it for US now, the U.S., for the good of the country. There are many things you can do with your gift, given the right training. You will be paid a healthy government salary, great benefits, see the world."

I don't need to travel to dream travel.

"Oh, but you will to get a better, ah, impression, of your, ah, targets."

"I don't really believe in spying."

"We prefer to call in psychosurveillance."

"You will go into the minds of our enemies and extract information."

"It doesn't work like that."

"You don't understand how well you will be trained. This is an offer you can't refuse. If you do, you will be detained for oh, five, ten years. 'How did these terrorists break into the CIA?'"

I shrug and sign my name. "NOMAD! NO!"

The dream shifts again.

Raven and I are battling the RV'ers, Matrix-style.

Suddenly we are in Evil Dead II.

The spooks become deadites. They say they want to swallow my soul. I turn into a burning white-hot archangel, and consume them. I form their dark energy into a sword. I absorb them into it.

I transform into Indigo, god of Lucidity, and slice and dice the deadites. I am now slicing Isz in The Outback. I am a giant white devil rabbit.