Tales from the sun chaser.

all I remember is various studying. I could have sworn our teacher told us the exact extra credit questions, and they were related to the arteries of the heart.

I'm outside, in BDU's and I'm securing a parameter. I can see some scientist looking at something right next door. This other guy and I are guessing what could it be. We sort of come to the conclusion that it could be radio active. I jokingly state that if it is, I'll go next door and grab something to eat since the fridge is probably lined with lead.

My feet are hot, so I take off my shoes and socks, and eventually some other soldier calls me over. I told him I'd walk over when I got my gear back on, and he made some response about being a lazy LT.


I'm at some huge congressional meeting...I think it's all democratic, and the speaker of the house is there. She opens up the floor, but for the most senior people. After someone speaks, all the people in the crowd have mini uproars like they're a bunch of yes men. Meanwhile someone asks me to do a multiplication problem. It was something in the 400s maybe times 80. I want to say 450 x 80. Anyways, I couldn't figure out 8x4 for the life of me for some reason, and just asked another DC. She was like "81" and I said it can't be, because 8x10 is 80. I asked another one, and they said "45", and I did the same thing. I was so mad that I forgot the number when I woke up.

I'm in a hotel in Vegas. Some military people are with me, but I'm not in....we're just relaxing. My room mate bursts into the room, and I said "hey, you better be glad I wasn't jacking off!". Some other guy enters, and I head off solo. There's an AVN awards show going on, and I show up. (fun fact: I showed up to the hotel where this was going on in RL before and was like WOW ALL DEM FAKE BOOBS, but I didn't recognize any of the girls) I sit down, and they announce the winner for some scene, and her name is "Miss J" or "Dr. J", or something. Anyways, she's this one softcore porn star that I never caught name. Black hair, green eyes....nice rack. That sort of thing. I was happy that she won, and I tried to remember her name. I walked off after that.

So I'm with Bone (guess what....she's blonde) and I realize I can see with my eyes closed. We're talking, and I'm just doing things with ease. I can visualize everything around me like Neo did when he was blind in the real world. (in the third one....I know, it sucked but whatever) So I'm doing all of this stuff, and she touches my hands. I notice her hands are super soft, and I practically melt. I told her how soft mine are and she started rubbing them. We, walked off, and eventually I cam across (forgot her name, knew her in Jr. High she's blonde as well)

She grabbed my hand, and it was just as soft as Bone's. I told her that it was rare meeting girls with hands this soft back to back. I told her I could hold hands with someone like her for hours, and she let me. We strolled off outside, and she was heading to a her car. She let go and ran off to a red convertible, that was missing part of it's back. I tried running and jumping on, but when I landed on the back, I fell off when she stomped on the gas. I landed on my back, and she put the car in reverse. She moved all the way to about where my chest was at, and I started yelling "hey stop!". I started moving back, and she started spinning out. Dirt was flying up on both sides, and I couldn't move. I looked up at some guy who was near by and told him to yell at her so I don't get ran over, and I kept yelling and trying to move. I was going no where, and just waiting on her to put it back in reverse, and kill me, but I woke up.

I had a nightmare similar to this when I was little (like 4 or 5) I was out in the drive way, and some red car was about to run me over. I laid down flat, to get in between the wheels, but the floor of the car had a multitude of buzz saws spring from it. It was moving slowly towards me, and I couldn't move.

I'm training with a woman, and she's working on moves to mimic Chun Li. She show's me everything except for her lighting legs attacks. I told her she needed to nail that first, and tried doing it, but she was mixing it up...like making a combo out of it. It was good in a way, but some of the attacks she used were hurting her in the process. I told her that she'd probably be better off using her instep, and showed her a combo using one. Then I jumped up and used the same combo while gliding to the ground, and finishing it off with a few back flips.

Oh, I forgot to mention, I'm Raphael, and someone just started yelling that Shredder was showing up. The ground started shaking and we could feel them burrowing holes underneath us. We had a whole bunch of civilians with us so we had to get them to safety first. I, on the other hand wanted to head straight to the Technodrome and fight whoever, because I was tired of running. Eventually we come up to this gap with a rope, and I navigate it pretty easily, and Donatello, stretches his arm across the gap and Michelangelo straddle it and scooted across. "You can't tell me that doesn't look like incest", I shouted while trying to figure out where he got that new power. The dream ended.


I'm at a random house, and I think I'm leaving the military. So is Hailey. She said she was heading out at a certain time, so I decided to go with her and say my goodbyes at the airport. I hear the phone ring, and I head to the living room. My pops is in there, and I hear him say that I'm asleep. "Do I look like I'm asleep"? Then he says to the person on the phone, "oh he's heading off with some girl...here, you wanna talk to him?".

I pick up the phone and it's my grandmother. She's giving me the business about running off with women, and I'm trying to explain that I've know Haily for years, and it's not like that. I told her I found her attractive, but we're just friends. I get outside, and Hailey is waiting out there. She says hi to me (I think I told her that she wasn't even around) and then my grandmother starts asking me who's voice is that. Hailey gets out of her SUV and heads in my house. She's looking rarely amazing.

My grandmother shows up, and she wants me to go off with her. I end up getting in some other SUV with some family members, and we get to this expensive looking place...all I'm thinking about is ordering a drink to get my mind off of this mess. She tells me to eat some bread and I do, and I'm kinda pissed cause it's more like a huge pastry.

I get on this weird bus. It's really spacious and there are long benches inside it. People are already there, I sit next to this dirty blonde girl. Jokingly I introduce myself, but she's cool with it. I have no idea what she said her name was, but when we arrive at our destination, we go to play this weird zombie survival game.

The zombies are real, but we can only kill them in a certain way. Instead of just destroying whoever, we have to communicate exactly which one is immediately going to kill us, and then we all attack it. There was this pasty girl coming at me....black blood drooling from her mouth, and some kinda way I knew that it was her to get it. We killed her, and then systematically killed the rest. Now that I think about it, I'm not even sure what we were using. I think I may have been unarmed.

Anyways, we're done and I'm talking to the girl again. Eventually she leaves, and some of the other guys are talking about how lucky I am because she likes me.

There was this pokemon collection that I had...like toys but they actually did things some kind of way. We we combined all of our stuff together, and had them displayed all around. They were telling me some that I had were super rare because of their sizes. I told them I must have gotten lucky because most of the one's I got were that size. We also had dragon ball z toys. I had several different forms of Boo

I was a house of a murder scene. A young boy, and a girl told me that their father was murdered. We searched all over their houses for clues, and eventually came across a spec of blood. Before the results came back, I figured out that it was his own son. He was fighting with him, and eventually threw him down the stairs.


I was a party...I think Lil Wayne was there. He was telling me about his tattoo's.

I remember being in a world that nearly seemed animated, but it was very dark. I was climbing up a structure with two other guys. I noticed that it was so easy to climb up the chains that hung down, but I never thought about RCing. The weird hanging structure lead to the side of a skyscraper in which I kept climbing up. Once we were up top...someone did something dumb. They started summoning something....The sky was black, lightning was flashing, and I heard this booming voice say something about summoning the demon halloween. I looked down, and there was a long ghost/snake like figure circling the buildings below. It had a giant purple head, and the rest of it was covered in black rags. All and all, it had to be the size of the building I was standing on. I kept thinking "fuck i'm gonna fight this....fuck I'm gonna fight this"....


Then I wake up in my room. It's day time, and there's a letter on my bed. The letter is an invitation to a gambling cruise. It includes 100 bucks worth of vouchers with it, and the first thing I do is try to go to the web site....and my phone sucks.....

I wake up out of my bed again, and then I call D and tell him all the details about the previous dream (there seemed to be more....I think I was actually on the cruise ship at one point) and wake up for real.

First dream...either I'm watching a movie, in it or just the perspective keeps changing. This takes place like 20 years after DC gets decimated by some alien attack. These aliens basically look like us if we didn't have skin. They possessed this power to transform us into them, and I guess we were some of the last few remaining people. Some sort of way, the humans and aliens came to a truce, but right when the humans were least expecting it, the aliens started invading the last human town.


I get out of my bead and head to the living room. I plan on visiting Kaomea, so I decided to use my new teleport technique (taught by some crazy DC a while ago). I went up to a wall, and opened up a portal, and climbed through it. The weird part about it was I saw some guy on the other side, with like a dragon on his chest....and the guy looked like me.

Anyways, I get through to the other side, and I'm totally not where I wanted to be. I'm in an underground cavern...walls are red, floors are red....molten lava is everywhere. This is either hell or something similar. All these monsters started coming at me, and then the cavalry arrived. Thor, a valkarie, Conan, and the Green Lantern showed up. We started handing out ass whoopings throughout the dream. I don't know exactly how the fighting was (because this happened hours ago) but I do remember Thor tried a synergy attack and it backfired. Giant golems appeared, and started fighting some of the monsters, before the part of the cliff they were standing on gave way. We had even less room to fight, and I guess all of the monsters could fly like nothing. Eventually Thor used his magic on Conan's sword and it grew ten times it's size and he ended up killing everything.

I'm hanging out with this one girl. Brunette, small, and would be average looking, but she makes up for it with deep brown eyes, and pure sexuality. There's another guy who doesn't really know what's going on, and we're just all sort of there chilling. What I mean by not knowing what's up is she's sitting in my lap wearing a skirt with no panties, and is pulling me out from my pants. All while we're having this conversation with this other guy who's drinking. A good song starts playing, and she forces me inside her, and starts moving. We both move with the music, and I'm trying my hardest not to just get totally erratic. We're whispering in each others ears about how good it feels while constantly daring each each other to grind harder. Then her BF walks in. He doesn't seem to mind that she's in my lap, but I stop gyrating. She's sitting down all the way on it while talking to him, and as soon as he left, we both continued and came. I straightened out all of my stuff, and I really didn't know what to say after that, other than ask her if we could do that again some time soon...like in a few minutes, because I was almost ready to go again.....then the dream faded.

I'm in a hotel room..there's some redhead with me. Absolutely astounding. Super long natural coloured hair to her feet, alabaster skin, freckles green eyes, the works. I don't know that I'm with her in that way, because I really don't know what's going on. She tells me about the party I was at....and I'm not sure how she knows. Then she gets furiously upset with me. She says I was with her at the party. I'm thinking "no that was totally a brunette chick", but I don't let her know that, but it still doesn't matter. She's mad at me for pretending like nothing happened. She runs into the bathroom, starts calling me a bitch, whore, pussy, you name it. I'm trying my hardest to keep my temper, while trying to calm things down, but soon I get angry. I told her that I wanted to be with her and all that jazz, and "bitch" kept coming out of every other sentence, so I ran to the door, and broke it in two with three hammer fists, and she's like "hit me", "do it". I said "I'm not that kind of guy, but you have to listen to me, I want to be with you". D and some other girl comes in, and pulls me away from her, and the red haired girl storms out. The other girl asks me what happened, and I finally calm down and started explaining. I told her everything, and got really emotional...like on the verge of tears because the one girl I was with in forever had left me that quickly. I stopped and held it in, and said "I'm over it". Then she started coming on to me. We were talking about business and pleasure, and I told her we would definitely have to meet up again. She was a brunette, with a tight green shirt, and blue jeans....possibly Puerto Rican....we left....


And I'm at another get together with D, JH and some other people. I'm telling the story about all the craziness that's been going on, when the cops show up. JH finds some powder that someone left, and get this, he smells it to check if it's coke! I said "damn! fucking taste it, don't smell the shit!". Cops getting in closer....one comes up and questions me, while everyone else sort of leaves except D and JH. She asks me if I knew some guy...and I told her no. She tells me he's some sort of athlete, and I'm like okay". Then she says in a really deep voice "well people say I sound like him". I told her, "no, unless you try to like you just did". Then this flood of people started walking in from all directions. I weaved through the crowds while the cops practically got engulfed by the entrapment of people. I headed down a few halls, and met up with D again...we were both smiling that we made it out of there. He said JH had took another direction, but we were going to meet up with him. We were both hungry so we headed to a lunch room, and all those people were in line.

Then I'm talking with D again, and he's telling me how he had sex with J....I'm happy, because one of us needed to do it.


running out of time...but there's this crazy batman dream that I had. I was robin....throwing batrangs...presidents wife, knocking people out....crowd going crazy....batmobile....hopefully I can remember this when I get back to it.

I get out of my bed, it's dark. I think that it's possibly reality....I turned on the light (ceiling fan that I don't own IRL turns on) and it it stayed dark....bingo. I double check by trying a little TK on my way out of the house, but nothing special. I get outside, and it's day time. I jumped up, and glided towards the ground. My brother was there, and he asked me how to fly. Now get this....my normal method of flying is sheer will. The way I explained it to him was pretty awesome though. "I jumped up and told him to let the breeze carry you." It was so easy...it was like everything was auto pushing me exactly where I needed to go. Then I told him I had to leave because I needed to find you and I think I knew exactly where.

There was a river with a water fall, and I headed straight for it. I flew down and it lead to another one, and another one, and finally this Indian bath area. Everyone is wearing white robes, and it looks kinda like a scene from slum dog millionaires. All the people are friendly, and I head out of the water....but guess what....there's a party going on in the back.

I head back there through a narrow corridor, and it's happening on at least two or three floors. Some guys are discussing their game plans to hook up with these women, but I think they're short a guy, so they tell me to come with them. We head up a floor and meet up with them, and they all start walking upstairs. I hung back, and they all went to the third floor. Then all the other girls just showed up on the second...they gave those other guys the slip. So the four girls decided we'd head outside, and we're at this courtyard, and people are wearing prom dresses and crap. They really like me and think I'm cool, and simultaneously the blonde DC (could have been HER) right next me and I say "Have you guys ever had a three way kiss?". I tried my hardest not to blurt out "knock on wood" and act silly. The other three girls say "no". I said now was the perfect time to make history.

So we all got in close and made out in one tight circle. Then one of the girls wanted to record it on her phone, so we did it again several more times. The End.

Apparantly I'm back in the military, or got extended or something. Man...it sucks, but I like it....working at the hospital again and that sort of thing.

Someone starts testing me on the bones of the body from the patella all the way up to the mental foramen. I have no idea what it was all about. Also I get on the phone with this one chick i had a crush on back in elementary school. (I think I had a crush on most them all actually...maybe I was one of the rare people who realized kids were adorable before growing up and having one of my own or something). Anyways, I told her I needed to go.

So I'm walking through this place in Europe with all this trash everywhere, and I'm spreading seeds on the ground that will eventually eat up all the trash and chemicals. My brother is asking me a billion questions about it, and I guess I'm answering him. Then he starts talking business...like we can make tons of money off of cleaning up the earth, depending on how we get the seeds, and travel and all this other crap. I really didn't want to do that. I just wanted to help out.

Things seem to merge together. I know I've been sleeping a lot....like around 10 hours a day lot. I'm pretty sure most of it has been due to a combination of REM rebound, and blood loss. Anyways, here's what I remember.

Everything I fuzzy....super fuzzy. I'm not sure if I'm still just hallucinating or actually in the dream. I try to get up, but my body is so heavy. Everything resets, and I'm back in my bed. NREM? maybe.....I look down over my bed, and I see a black pair of shorts on the ground. I use TK to move them, but it's so fucked up looking. As my shorts slide across the floor, they skip frames of animation. There a monitor sitting on my chair....I decided to look at it.....nothing but porn.


Classic SP....complete blackness...can't move and that's it....I break out of it, and notice my heart rate speeds up. I go to sleep again, knowing it's going to hit me. Same thing....but I see a television turn on. Strange, because I don't watch TV that much. I feel something holding me back....I shake it.

(total unrelated)
I'm in bed with a woman, but my eyes are closed. I'm still feeling the effects of SP...I don't know if this is the dream or something else. She's laying right next to me...long flowing hair....like down to her feet. Fuck it....I grabbed her hand, and out fingers interlaced, and she grabbed my throat, and I woke up.

So I'm at this war torn area that has been over run by zombies, and there are several factions there that are fighting....mainly for their lives, but each other too.

Random Civilians: it's their city, and they plan on defending it
A group of secret security: I'm pretty sure they're related to what caused the outbreak in the first place.
Random mercenaries: They're trying to help out the remaining civilians and get a little target practice. I think I may be with these guys.

I'm walking down a road in the middle of this huge city, debris is cluttered everywhere and it looks like something out of the end of a transformers movie minus the robots. I see one guy wearing Vietnam era cammy's and it has all this writing over it. He's talking to himself, about things that's been going on. We started talking, and he said he only wanted to find out the truth behind what happened there. We came across some important documents, and took them to one of his hiding spots. There were weapons laying on bed, and it actually reminded me a little bit like a room in my grandmothers house. Anyways, the guy starts reading and he says the project started when they decided to build 45 houses underground. It's not really safe here, so the guy tells me to grab some weapons and roll out. I grabbed a shot gun, and some sort of submachine gun and draped it across my back. I was so disappointed that this guy didn't have any katana laying around....they don't run out of bullets.

But there's no time to dwell on that. One of the secret security people rushed in the room. He was wearing a black motorcycle helmet and all black leather. He shot at me twice and I dodged both times, kicked him in the shins and shot him in the face. Apparently I was dreaming in pg, because he died, but there wasn't any gory damage done. We got separated and I got infect some way. I met up with A, and someone else. They didn't want to kill me, but I told them they would half to. A was talking about finding a cure or some crap, and I slapped her in the face as hard as I could and said "just get it out of the way". She still didn't want to. We were at the city limits of town, and supposedly it had some sort of invisible force field around it, but I was able to pass through.....

Meanwhile in a total unrelated dream

I'm talking on the phone to Kaomea, and we're talking about what should we do when we met up. I think we were bouncing ideas off of each other, but we didn't come up with anything set in stone. All of a sudden I asked "what if things got sexual?"..."cause you know, I get like that sometimes". She told me she didn't mind. I didn't mind either, but I didn't want to make it a goal, nor did I want to get her upset about something that could have just randomly happened out of force of habit (can't even count how many "plan B moments" I've had).

Something happens here....because we're in the same car, and I don't know who's driving, but we're both in the back seat.

I want to say it's a white girl driving, but again.....I can't really picture it that much anymore. We're having one of those general "get to know you" conversations at this point, and she asks me about music. There's rap music playing at the moment, and I told her I could give her an example of what I like. I pulled out my cellphone and opened Pandora. I played an instrumental song that had rap influences, but the beat was more complex. My phones speakers were filling up the car like it was connected to the sound system. I stopped it.....waited. Played it again, and I got the same results.