Tales from the sun chaser.

I'm at a bar, or a party and some random guy comes up to me and starts talking about a time when I smeared french onion dip in his face and he beat my ass for it.I couldn't remember that moment for the life of me, and had no idea what he was talking about. I figured maybe he was drunk so I went along with it. Then he goes and retells the story to some random dc with his arm around me... I took his arm away and said "I'm pretty sure I was drunk if it happened, and you wouldn't stand a chance it happened now. He kept talking crap, and a fight ensued. I was punching him with everything, and eventually I grabbed the pool table, and broke his legs with it. There is more to this dream...I remember hanging out with some women or something, but I can't piece it together.


I'm driving down the main street in our town, and there are all types of theme park rides set up at the car dealerships. I mean these things look like something I wouldn't even get on. One was a big ball of seats that sling slung hundreds of feet in the air. It was moving, but there weren't any people in it. I get to this rural area that I don't recognize, and talk to a few DCs. Two of the girls came with me in the van, and I told them I was on a mission. I told one of them to drive, and we get to a huge factory. They don't believe that we're going to find anything, but just when one of them says that, We come across a crack plant. It was really weird. They had huge bags of cocaine wrapped in aluminum foil. All of them went inside and came out with guns. They started shooting, but nothing was happening. I ran back and searched through my backpack for my guns (told myself they'd be in there from the beginning but they weren't). Another dc told me they were in another bag, and I searched it....no guns. woke up.

I remember fighting someone, and having issues with my teeth. I rubbed my tongue along them and realized they felt different. Like they were more concave than usual.

had a mess of dreams that I don't want to remember last night.

Was lucid Saturday...something involving a theme park, and this stripper chick I dated once.

Today I had a few frags. I remember talking to my brother about bowling. We were having a conversation about bowling not being a sport until a person who is really good at it does it.

Okay, there's a band playing, and I jump in on bass and finish the rest of the song with the guy on lead. After we're done, he daps me up and hands me his pick. We head elsewhere, where it looks like we're in Halloween Town. Children are sleeping in beds, and the guitar guy goes up to one, pulls out a key, and she starts hovering. All of a sudden her chest opens up, and a heart comes out of it. He ate it and became more powerful. I was pretty sure that the girl was evil anyway, so I did the same thing. My skin turned green, and some vampire dude came at me, and I did the same thing to him. I looked in the mirror, and saw that I was a huge orc with vampire fangs. Someone screamed out that people were out of of control so I headed out to see what was going on.

When I got to the room, everyone was running away from Kevin Heart..apparently he got the powers from hearts too. I rushed at him, grabbed him, and jumped through the ceiling with him, and smashed back down through the roof into the hard wood floor. Then I got him in a choke hold, and his body just faded away....I really wanted to fight something else but the dream was over.

Um...decent transition minus the fact that I'm wrestling with the demon HI that I was experiencing while trying to wild. I choked it out, walked out side and threw it across the street. And lost complete lucidity. I get back to the house, and notice trees have been moved, everything seems a bit out of place, but it doesn't trigger lucidity. I go into my room, and there's a girl who's been changed into a horse. I guess I have to take care of her or something. Finally she starts talking to me...recall is spotty so I don't know what we talked about....and then there's a transition.

There's a cartoon about how this couple on a hot air balloon had to eat food, and the only thing the guy supplied was alcohol. Then it switches to them driving around every where in this snowy place drunk. Everyone is singing, and everyone else is drunk. Now I'm on a bus (and things look real again) and this girl starts singing:

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I joined in and she was smiling, everyone on the bus started singing. Some of the words were off, and someone said there are different versions of the song. Later on I'm at a club, and this girl I'm with is buying me drinks. She's one of those "obviously gay...has to dress more like a guy than me" types. Cat Williams was there, along with some other stars. We stayed there till it closed, and the scene faded.

I woke up at D's house. B was there, and I think um....I can't even think of this chicks name....small petite, Puerto Rican....had her phone number, but just didn't get anywhere with her. Anyways, I spent a little time talking to both of them about last night, and how many drinks we had.

I don't know what was going on, but my SGTs were made at me about something. I ended up getting my ass handed to me. I was wearing glasses, and they broke them. The next day they took mem to get some more. I was pissed off and sad at the same time. Just felt horrible.

I don't know how many people are in my house, but everyone is having sex. I'm in my bedroom with two blonde girls and a guy. I don't know what what started this, but it's obviously go time. I went down on the girl I was with....there wasn't any shame in my game at that moment. Then I came up, and started pounding her. (So far, so not weird) Then after a while the guy suggests we swap girls. I say "okay", and when I look, this dude has on a blonde wig. Getting ready to knock this guy out, I say "I don't know who you think you're fooling but you better knock it off". He takes off the get up, and we switch like we were supposed to.

With the next girl, it's different....more sensual. More touching, more feeling...we're thoroughly exploring her body. (Then ase expected it gets weird) She says my cock is too big for her. "Well", I suggested "You can ride on top, but dont' go all the way down". She didn't buy it. She gave me a strap on to use, and asked me to fuck her with that. It's nearly the same size as my penis (which is a lot bigger than it is in WL) and I sigh and say "okay". She squats down on the strap on, and my cock lines up right between her cheecks and goes up to the small of her back. She started bouncing and griding...and I was getting about 0 satisfaction out of it. And to make matters worse, time was up (I have no idea about this time shit....I really wanted for at least her to cum). We started putting on our clothes, and she was talking about the next time she wanted to feel me inside her...I'm beaming at this moment, and I'm telling her next time is going to have to be soon (like later today). The first girl, and the other guy are pretty much gone, and my child hood friends come from the other rooms.

Just when I get to the end of the hall way with the blonde girl, J points to us and says "You, and you, yall can't be friends with eachother anymore". "What did I do wrong?" I say in disbelief, but before I can get an answer out of him, I could hear her crying so hard. She buried her face in my shoulder and tugged at my sweater. I was in that same emotional state, but I had already come to the point of acceptance. "Man I knew something like this was going to happen, it was just too good to be true", my face crinkled up like a wadded sheet of paper, but I refused to cry. She cried for both of us, and there was nothing either of us could do. Soon she settled, and I told her "well right now, we can do whatever we want", she nodded, and I said "I want one last hug". (don't know why kiss or fuck didn't come out...damn nice guys) We embraced, and she left.

I arrived to the living room, and people were playing video games. I think they were playing with my NES and I told them I had some newer stuff to play. Games, cables, and systems were everywhere. It looked like the shady end of an electronics repair shop. I dug through, looking for tekken, because I knew no one else had a chance in anything else. Finally T spoke up and said "we've been playing games this whole time, so it doesn't matter". J said "we're heading out ayway". We all jumped into an SUV, and came across a MCdonadls that was in the middle of a strip mall parking lot. Only it had spanish words for the name. "I don't see how you go this place", he said with a look that can only be decribed as top hat and monocle. "There's two of them in this parking lot, I don't go to that one". (I knew this imaginary town like the back of my hand) The next one was so close to it, a person couldn't tell where one started, and one ended. By the time J figured that out, we were back in the drive through to the other one. He started ordering all this food that I've never heard of...sounded like he was speaking another language. All the workers in the store were Latin...maybe that's why. I told him I didn't want anything to eat, but couldn't help marvel at how the place was structured.

Once again this dream starts out like a movie. I'm set up with the scenario that aliens are real, and they look just like us, but they have weird powers, traditions, and dress like something out of a Buck Rogers show.


This really hot (yet old school looking) alien girl and I are having a conversation. She asks me if I wanted to check out her planet and I agreed. I get transported to an underground base. It looks like it was dug out of solid rock, and I'm sort of leaning on the fact this could have been mars. We head to some meeting room, and their leader looks like Captain Kirk with a weird wig. I really don't really remember what he was talking about. I think I was chosen to inform the people of earth about them. But I was too busy gawking at space ass.

I get to this bar that isn't from WL called Guys. I'm there with a couple of friends, and I'm talking to this girl I find attractive. She says you look just like someone else I know. "Is that a bad thing?" I playfully asked while mapping out scenarios in my head. She bring up some childhood story about how my double tried kissing her in grade school. The way smiled while telling me the story made me feel like deep down she wanted it to happen. I really want to know who this guy was, so I headed to the bar, and bought a couple of beers, and asked one of my friends about the incident. He didn't know, but when I came back, she said the guy who tried to kiss her was a goat. =[

updated "she loves me not" and desire....links were dead.

Also had some dream about H being upset with me...no matter what I did or how much I apologized, it didn't matter.

Mannnnnn...there's soo much that went on in the following two dreams that I don't know where to begin at, and how it all went together due to limited recall.

I remember helping R fight some super human woman. Well we all had super powers, but I think she was strong as both of us. The fight started out as just a verbal argument...then it went to rapping....and then an all out romp through the city. I think I ended up drowning her.

Then the skies turned black and this woman I referred to as the "White Queen" arrived. Ronnie was no where in sight, so it was a fair fight. Well it was supposed to be. I ended up getting really powerful (or lucid, still not sure) and going to town on her. I had the power of earth/gravity so everything I was doing hit harder. I got her in a pile driver from two thousand feet, and reversed gravity right when I felt her trying to fly up, so in essence she ended up hurting herself worse. At one point I was sort of just playing with her...we both knew that she was going to lose, but this chick could take some damage. I woke up, and went back into the dream, and we caused a little chaos on the people in the city we were in for a bit.


So I get out of bed, totally lucid, and I decided to look for Kaomea. I opened the door, and I thought i saw her....but she was really old. She said she needed help with something, and we teleported (I think) and ended up some place in China. I can't really recall what happened, but it was like a kung-fu flick, with a cartoon thrown in at the end. I know I ended up losing lucidity by the end of the dream though.

Long story short.

I was batman. Was about to arrest bane. This cat questions me. I end up doing street poetry in a bar. Alfred steals my cape and cowl and calls me a pussy while riding in my limo.

So I started out looking for Kaomea. (sure she wouldn't mind if I popped up...well that's what I was thinking) The dream started out in my room, and it was really dark. I did a backwards tucked somersault and melted through the floor. (yes, weirdest teleport ever) It was like traveling on an elevator that had no walls. I could see my room on the first three floors, and just decided to step out.

When I did, I noticed my house was off...like even for a dream house. (I messed with something but the detail eludes me) When I walked outside, I found myself in some sort of amusement park. I was walking around calling out for her, but I didn't hear anything. I assumed that she wasn't here so I decided to do something else.

(there's another gap in recall)

I picked up a futuristic rifle. It had a touch screen and some DC showed me how to set it up. And just in time. All these demonic monsters came out of no where, and I was taking them out. It shot electricity, or something that looked like it. Once they all died, the other DC's start rushing he corpses for loot. I went to the biggest thing I killed and pulled out a book and some other papers. This little girl wanted the papers so bad, so I gave them too her. The book was the Bible. Some guy started talking to us about getting saved and I was like "um okay...what?" Dream faded out.

I'm somewhere in Tampa. It seems inner city-ish. M who works at the skate park is there, and there is some list that I'm looking over. D comes up and asks me if I'm going to show up for something he has...like a concert, and I tell him okay. I meet up with S and some guy who can pass for his brother. The thing is, I shook hands with the guy who looked like S first, and didn't really recognize him. I told him that I thought he was S's bro, and he said I was right, (I'm pretty sure the dream adjusted itself based on my attempts of cognition, which usually use as a RC) then S showed up, and I shook his hand. We both got into the car, and he noticed that I had some fruit in the back seat. He wanted to try some, so I gave him samples of everything. I don't know what the hell this stuff was....never saw it in my life, and it even tasted weird. One of them had the outer texture of a strawberry, but was shaped like an orange. It was red in colour, but sort of dry when I bit into it.