Tales from the sun chaser.

Deadpool

I remember being chased by something or someone and thinking "man if zombies show up I'm gonna go nuts". They show up out of nowhere and I'm running through a mall. When I got outside I saw hundreds of them. Jumping off buildings gnawing and people and all sorts of things.

The bad news was everyone was gonna die. The good news was, I just so happened to be deadpool. I pulled out two katanas and ran directly into the crowd and went on the offensive. Blood was flying and heads were rolling. Eventually I met up with some people who weren't infected and they were filling my trail of blood.

We arrived at a kitchen and once everything was dead, decided to take a break. Someone was hungry, but I was trying to tell them that they'll probabaly get infected from the food.

Also, my swords were weird. They were semi translucent....like they have been in some of my lucids.

Our cherry tree was chopped up. And there was a pile of wood in the yard. I remember the wind was blowing hard. D and my pops were there.

I'm laying down in a dark area on the floor. There's a huge white tiger near me. It growls a bit and I started moving, and I felt it grab me by the neck and pull me backwards. The teeth didn't hurt at all. I think I was a cub or something. Another tiger was there and it was still learning how to use its claws.

Still searching....

Either DILD or WILD.

Transition was pretty clam. I felt myself sliding off my bed and then floating through the floor.

It's my house, but it's not. I headed outside and decided to look for Kaomea. I focused on making a black hope on the ground, and after several attempts, I was able too. I jumped in and it felt like I was melting in the ground. I focused on Koamea during my decent and arrived at a big house.

It had polished wooden floors and white walls. And thing were on the ground. Plates, dishes, decretive things made out of glass and crystal. I called out to her and she replied. I found her in another room. I'm still not sure if its her or not, but I'm trying right? We greeted eachother and said a few words...then she mentioned sex. I didn't know what to say at first, but then I was "might as well". And shit got akward....


Another attempt

Back in my room. I head outside, jump on my roof and call out to her. She's about a block away at the edge of my field. I started heading towards her, but something happened. I think someone was in trouble so I tried to help him and things got fuzzy


I ended up having at least two more lucids that night. It seemed like no matter what, I knew it was a dream.

Recall is a bit bad because this is a few adage old, but I remember being around some old castle/fort type area with a lot of tourists and the Cheshire cat was there. He was more pink than purple and I was trying to follow him. He walked upside down on a ledge and I did the same thing for a while and when I jumped the gap, I started falling towards the water and i had to remind myself that gravity was in reverse at the moment. I was really close to hitting the water when I started falling up back on to the ledge I was trying to hop to. The cat told me that I could have done it he normal way. I wanted to do it his way though.

We made it inside the castle, and there was G and some other people there. They were talking about how we all used to play pool in that room, but. Didn't know what they were talking about. I headed to the next room and there were three doors lending in different directions. I did the same thing again and another three doors. Wtf. I planted one foot down and kept moving. Every time there was another room with another set of doors. I decided to go back to where my foot was planted. I think I met up with th cat against but I'm not sure

1st dream

Conspiracy theory is performing at my elementary lunch room. The sound messes up and I continue to play a beat on a table but they walk out anyway. I don't know how their sound is set up but I can't fix it.

2nd dream

I'm in my bed with my eyes closed and all of a sudden I can see everything. The dream obviously started..maybe this is what happens when people complain about not being able to keep their eyes shut. I mean because this is a really good FA. I walk into the bathroom and I see a small pot with flowers on the ground. They look like they were cut from a tree in my yard but they're purple. I know she left them. She can't be too far. I get outside and I see a turtle walking on the ceiling of my carport. So Nevermind..it's a straight up dream. Something in waking life wakes me up.

3rd dream
I'm back in my bed. I imagine it rocking back and forth and it does. All of a sudden I can see everything again and now my bed is floating. Things blackout again...must have just gotten some vivid hi. It feels like I'm traveling down a river except I controll every rocking motion I'm feeling. It stops and I can see again.

I get out of bed and there's a guy who looks like he's made of glue in the kitchen. I ask him if he knows where Kaomea is...he doesn't answer...I don't think he can talk. My pops is in the livining room. I can't get a straight answer out of him even when I stry to ask backwards questions like "tell me where everyone isn't except for Koamea". The only thing I get out of him was she was in fact the person who left the flowers.

I head outside and it's thundering and raining. It stops and I head to the back yard. D's dog (who passed away) is there. She's chained up to a pole in the basketball court and is sitting in the only dry spot. I unchain her and tell her to find Kaomea. It sniffs around a bit and starts heading to the house then I stop it and let it smell the flowers she left. She turned around and started digging a hole.

My sister was there, and I didn't have time to listen to what she said. I just jumped down this hole. It was different from my portals as this thing seemed to go in forever. Finally I arrived at some office. It looked like a telemarketing office but one of the DC's said it was hell. Hmmm hell doesn't look so bad, or maybe that's what they want me to think! Anyways, I'm here with some random DCs who slid down as well and we'er walking from office to office. They just want to leave. I want to find Kaomea. In fact I think I remember reading about how she was here recently.

I continue questioning any and all DCs on her whereabouts. None of them know. We come up to security, and they stopped us and tell us satan is back there. A few kicks and punches, and I'm in. He approaches us. He's this Asian guy wih a maroon rayon shirt. He says none of belong here so we have to leave. I tell him that I just need to find Kaomea and I'll be on my way. He says something and we walk a bit and he shows the other people out.

I think this guy is pulling a fast one. I turn around and head through the area with more guards. There was a wall with a window. I jumped through it without shattering the glass and continued on. Some clown tried to stop me, but I ruined his day. I don't see this punk anywhere. I come to another room and something's off. Outside

I can see clouds. Wtf. Some guy taps me on the shoulder and says "Satan told me to give you this". He had headset in his hands. What!? The guy tells me that I'm the senior ranking individual here now. "Wait what!?" He says if I get addicted to crack in the future...either way the job is mine now. Then he calls me by my brothers name. I told him that wasn't me. He says "oh the. It must have been a mixup". He looks in his computer and presses a few buttons and says "worker". I walk away from the guy and wake up.

I'm at a base on earth that vaguely reminds me of a futuristic version of my grandma's house, and I get word from an Asari that the reapers have just arrived....actually that's the only race that happens to be in here. I happen to be one myself, but I don't get that many details like rank or anything, but I know it's up there a little bit because people a reporting to me. Canibals attack the base quickly and start taking hostages and claiming lives. I head out the side exit and I can see a few muraders and a brute escorting people into a transport. Damnit, why didn't these people prepare more. I don't have any weapons so I can't save them. I got to thinking as I headed through a wooded area. I didn't completely know I was dreaming, but I knew I wasn't myself. I decided to try and wake up.

I'm in bed and I can make out a figure in the darkness. It's saying "hulk don't want to smash". WTF...pretty sure it's nothing. I open my eyes again and this time things are more clear. Hulk has one arm raised and is about to kill me. I spring out of bed moments before he obliterates my bed into pieces. Someone asks me "are you alright Peter" I tell them yeah. (thinking back to this, I wonder why I never dream of being Deadpool....oh well). I head into another area and Dr P. is there. Ge tells me that Hulk has been indoctrinated by the reapers. We figure it's because his mind isn't all there during the transformation. I'm in the middle of the desert and the reapers are already here? WTF, I thought they would be working on major cities first or something. We head to this cafe that gives me the impression were near area 51. Inside it has all these "UFO" pictures, but they were taken days ago. I recognize them. The reapers are here.

I had another dream about going to church and I want to say something involving my car and a random girl, but I don't remember. Oddly it was my last dream of the night.

I was getting on a bus and D and Rah were there. I wanted to sit next to her and behind D so I could talk to them both, but I couldn't find what happened to Rah. The bus driver also crashed into something. And some "accucheck" person came on the bus and said something. Then someone with their product started complaining.

Before this dream I remember talking to a gate guard and asking him about the policies regarding who gets let in and who doesn't. Some kind of way I see this scene where there is a couple and they're killing a lot of people. They're inside this small wooden house and the floor and walls are covered in blood. As a matter of fact it's leaking out down the stairs.

I also remember being rocky....I was lucid, but I was trying to stay "in character" for the rest of the dream and lost it after my weigh in.

I remember picking strawberries and peppers with my brother at some scetchy place. It could have been a junkyard. And something about catching crabs. Oddly enough they were red, but still alive.

I'm at my house and K is there. She's complaining about crap at work and I'm thinking "wow must be really stressfull serving drinks and making tips all day". I keep it to myself because she really seems upset about it. As she talks to me, I'm flipping through this huge erotic book. It's like full of amateur and and crap. Then, something catches my eye. It's me. I'm in the bathroom with two chicks. A redhead is riding me, and another is watching. One is completely naked, the other has her jean skirt hiked up, and I have on my green "1up" shirt. Damn, how did they find this? Maybe there was a third girl or hidden cameras. Shit! I'm in a book looking like boss, doesn't matter, had sex.

I look up at K and try to contain myself while saying "how bout I'm in this book". She continues rambling about her issues and tells me she doesn't know where she got it from. J comes over and he's using my computer, and I tell him about the book. It takes me a while to find it again..hahaha I checked the index and there was a "BBC" section. I turn it there and I see the same pictures and there's like a woman's confession of how she loves a black cock that was supposedly from one of the girls I had sex with.

Shit, I need to find these chicks. Wait wait wait. I don't remember banging two hot chicks at the same time recently. It couldn't have been a dream because there's pictures of it. I must if been stone drunk! Damn, that's crazy.

I check the Internet to try and find these chicks when I learn some people turned one of my dream journal entries into a movie.

There's a grenade flipping through the air heading right towards a city in slow motion, and all of a sudden a bullet grazes it at just the right angle to make it drop straight down. The grenade falls into an empty plot of land and explodes. A guitar riff goes off, and "ELITE" and "SNIPER" smashes in from opposite sides of the screen in blue letters. All while showing the charred remains. Yes! I exclaim as I continue to watch. There's an office with some guy talking about business. I'm not totally sure what it is exactly, but I notice that it takes place in the future. There's a weird free floating television, and then, he says something about a car sale. "I remember a car salesman in the future", "these guys got it right"! I keep watching and there's some kind of attack on the city and I'm with special unit. We're taking out the enemy in key locations and making sure the people who are affected get evacuated. Meteors are dropping from the sky and I tell this chick to leave the city. She was panicking and crap and then just went and pulled out my junk, turned around, hiked up her skirt, and put it inside her. So I'm pounding her and there's this other chick who's getting off on watching us have sex and I'm thinking to myself "why sex now? I didn't have sex in that dream until after the mission". I'm a bit confused because the girls in the movie look a lot like the girls in the book.

Did I dream it all all up? Did all of this actually happened? Is my memory all jacked up? What's real? I hop on DV and make a post about the movie and the book. I tell them they"re going to have to pm me for the pics.

Side note: I think the movie was based on a dream I had called "island heat". I killed a lot of people along with this exotic sniper chick and we ended up having epic sex. Maybe they changed it to the future because of my other dreams. I'm not sure why they changed it to two hot chicks either. That one exotic chick with her thick columbian accent was amazing. Also, i've been having a lot of underwater dreams lately.

FA

I find myself at M's house in her bed. We're both sleeping in it, and so is this white tiger. It's near the head of the bed and my arm is oddly situated in its mouth. I slowly move my arm from its jaws, cutting my arm in the process. I was about to go back to sleep when I start thinking "holy fuck, what's going to stop this thing from eating me". M has this "Ago back to bed, there's nothing to worry about look on her face", so Iaid down for a few seconds untill I knew she was sleeping again. Meanwhile the tiger sort of rolls some kind of way and it's now in the middle of the bed, and the bed is obviously over stressed because there a big dip right in the middle. I get out of the bed and head to the bathroom. "Fuck I just can't do this, I need to leave". I'm not sure if I'm saying that outloud or in my head, but regardless I need to get out.

Side note: second night in a row of dreaming about going to bed wih a friend.

So I'm in bed and I feel the transition. Falling through the bed and all that jazz. I think I got a little disorientated, but other than that it's all good right!? WILD action right?

No, I'm in the void for a bit and scared to open my eyes and all that basic stuff I should already know. As a matter of fact the dream starts.

I'm in my room trying to go back to sleep and I hear my nephews enter the hours. Furiously, I yell at them about how they need to shut up. It felt weird cause I don't do things like that.

I even closed my door so I wouldn't hear them. Seconds later they opened it. I was soooooo mad, Nd then they're like "uncle Auron can we play your game". I gave in and I feel them in the damnbed rummaging around all my old games. Oddly enough they want to mess around with my Dreamcast and Nintendo crap, and I kinda want to punch them. One of them holds up a copy of dead or alive. I say something that I regret, but at the same time I meant it.

it's so crazy how I was like I need to go back to damn sleep when in actuality, I was already asleep. Just laying there in my dream waiting for the dream to begin. I should have recognized my aggressiveness. Also the whole part where some random kid was with them. I guess I'm going to just pretend that it was going to be a short lucid that wouldn't have mattered anyway.

Im outside of the hole in the wall I normally visit talking to some people. This brunette girl and I are having a conversation. I dont remember what we were talking about, but I know I like her.

We ended up goin on some trip in a van and I was sitting next to her. She had this candy that was sour and sweet at the same time. Normally I don't eat candy at all but I asked her if I could try it. She licked one of her fingers and rubbed the candy and held her finger out and asked me to try it. I grabbed her hand and and licked and sucked on her finger. I told her something cheesy like I wanted to taste it from lips now. She leaned forward and our lips touched. I pressed mine against hers and we both opened our mouths at the same time. My tongue danced around hers as I took in the flavor of this strange candy....both of them.

Hyper active dog
Strange looking buildings
False prophets
Being batman
Epic fight
Free pizza.

Hopefully I Remeer this stuff. Gonna wild right quick

I was in a game playing the role of either a bank robber of cop. It had fallout rules to it. Meaning I needed to set up my points in the pip boy.

I'm outside of my house and I notice that my yard has extra ditches, but I don't RC...I kept walking and these random cats started walking beside me and in front of me. They reminded me of the strays that come around every so often....and the. All of a sudden they're human. One of them is holding a baby while balancing on one foot. She asks me to keep her steady and leans into me (I think deliberately on purpose) several times. I even made note of how I didn't feel any arm strain, but still, no RC. I took the baby from her after that and sat down with her a bit and made silly noises and faces at her for a while. Eventually I became sad, because I'd rather play with my own daughter. J came up and she eventually took her away from me. I guess she could see the hurt in my eyes.

I'm at this church and there's this lich up there saying some cazy incantation.

(quick edit I had a dream about working at the old hospital and meeting up with someone I knew before this dream).

I have no idea what this skeleton guy in purple and gold is talking about but I head up front to kill him. One of his guards swing a long spiked mace at me, and I grabbed it and took out the guard with it. I hit the lich with it, and he shrugged it off and said some garbage about how he was too powerful to be destroyed. Then I thought about love, and focused that energy into the next swing....totally destroyed him. I broke the mase in a way that it became a four section staff and went to work on the rest of the guards and woke up.

Hotel

I'm at a hotel and I think I'm about to change clothes and go out, but I end up spilling everything into the toilet. People show up and I hear that's it's J I lock the door and then wait a second and he comes in. Magically, everything is cleaned up. I started watching a show about how some woman died, and her daughter (who looked exactly like her) didn't want to go to the funeral because it made her think of her own death.

I'm walking with that girl now and I get her a drink and myself a coffee (the drink had a really wierd name to it and it came in a green bottle, and I never drink coffee). It didn't have a straw, so I went into the store right next door and swiped one while telling the owner.

I'm in some cave (same one from a dream today that I didn't write down) and some grey guy gives me a kill request. It's some lich who's at the end of the cave. I head down there while dispatching theses shadowy fools in black cloaks and when I turn around I see the guy I need to kill, but its the gray guy. He quickly transforms back to the gray guy so I don't fuck him up. I'm confused, and partially lucid at this point when the grey guy starts explaining things.

He starts talking about rules of the Dreamworld and how nothing around me is what it seems. The woman who died showed up along with her daughter. They were disguised as well. He said he needed test me to see if I was worthy, and went on explaining the differences between the real world and the dreamworld. Everything faded and I wished I could go back to sleep