non-lucid

Im at this quiz show which is outside. I've made it far. Im eating watermelons and olives and theres this brunette and gorilla. Somehow they ruin my performance.

Im watching some youtube video wheres this halfnaked lady, and im thinking "Ive done that too"

My brother asks me did I read his textmessages. I answer no.

Im going to this place which is partly underground. The entrance looks like S's house. Its pretty dark outside and theres some lamps next to the door, there is also some snow on the ground. I enter the place and there is H and J and some guys I dont know but they look like "though" guys. We are planning to get drunk and one of the guys starts digging his bag which looks like a bag where you have your sports equipment in like skates and so on, its black. He grabs some bottles of Koskenkorva and Vodka and gives them to me and the other ppl there. P joins in but he doesnt want to drink. I start drinking from the Kossu bottle and H is sitting opposite me and drinking also. I dont want to look at H in the eyes because they are so big. I start to feel this warm feeling and that Im getting drunk. The place where we are is like a locker room and theres an entrance even deeper underground and theres this restaurant. The people in the restaurant start to get pissed of "to those youngsters drinking in the lobby" I start to feel like moving away from that place because of the attention, but the other guys wont move. I go to the restaurant and sit to a tiny table with P and S. Then we start to hear sirens which sound like police sirens, so I ask "They are coming for us right?" I know the police will make me blow on a gauge displaying the possible amount of alcohol in the air exhaled so I grab some soda water from the fridge and start drinking it. It tastes just like soda water. Why Im doing these is that I thought it would make it seem like I wouldnt have drinked so much. I take my wallet and grab 5euros and give it along the soda water bottle to JH and like make him to pay it for me. Then there comes these 2 guys shouting my name down to the restaurant and they say that the police want to test me now. I go up and there are these 2 polices dressed as civilians. They test me with a breathalyzer and first it shows like some 1.5 promilles and then it goes from 15 to 0.5 almost all the numbers between really fast. I start to beg the police not to tell from this to my parents so I say that I just tasted some and can I get away with this If I pass the drunk tests (like walking a straight line etc.) Suddenly we are on a roof of some building and its alot brighter and snowy. I start to walk a straight line and ask "Like this?" and then when I have walked the line the other police grabs me from the hands and is like pushing me. Then he says that I passed the test and they wont tell my parents about the drinking. I thank them alot and show some interest to their job. Then I see this device on the snow and ask that is this their phone, then we realise its some alarm device for the roof. The other polices son comes to him and I jump off from the rooftop to the street. Im walking now on the street and its rush hour cause theres lots of ppl walking. I cross the road and come to this plaza. I see some bums verbally abusing each other and then they become violent and start up a fight. Some of them have knives and some shout "F*ck this it hurts too much" I decide not to go to the plaza.

Im at our living room and I should go to school but theres this some movie coming from the TV and I hear S and J's voices telling how hot the woman in the movie is, so I decide to fap to it. I go to my "computer room" and try to take a desk but theres another desk under it. I have some paper with me. The lighting is a bit weird its same colour as one of the walls in living room.

We are at this boarding house with A and S and we are trying to find an exit from there. We go to the other end of the house and theres F and K in front of the mirror putting their hair. We ask them for the exit and they say theres none here. I go to this room and there comes a guy from our school to the door where you get outside. Hes running from a teacher and first I decide to ignore him but then I open the door and let him in. He thanks me and I say to him that He hasnt ever met me if someone asks.

Im at this laundry room and I hear that someones coming so I hide behind some very thin objects. A hot woman comes in shes brunette and shes like deciding what to wear. I try to be quiet and not to get noticed. Shes in front of a mirror and then she bends over, and Im just looking at her ass and thinking "Holy crap thats an awesome butt". I try to hide my face so that it doesnt glow in its paleness and reveal my hide out. Im wearing a black t-shirt and sweatpants.

So I decided I should try WILD/WBTB. Before going to sleep I reminded myself that if I wake up I will attempt them. So I woke up at 3:40 AM And I know that it takes me about an hour to fall back asleep. So I blabla and thought about lucid dreaming.

Im at S's yard throwing green biobags to the neighbours yard and wiping my ass with them. Then A walks by and I find out that hes grandpa is one of the neighbours. Then theres this guy at the other neighbours yard and he starts nagging about how I throw the bags to his yard and he says "Theres a garbage bin right next to you throw them there" I turn and am about to throw them there when he says "No not that one the other one". At this point I get this idea that I will remove him from my dream, but im not lucid yet. So I wish him to disappear and he does. And BAM! I become lucid. I feel excited and I feel this rush of excitement coming nearer (The dreamscape changes at this point), I try to calm down but I wake up...
I have noticed that couple of LD's Ive had in these past months have been really short that I havent had the time to react to the dream anyhow, I almost instantly wake up. I think that it might be because usually when I think about becoming lucid all these methods about stabilizing the dream come running into my head and thats what wakes me up. So this night Im going to try WBTB again but now just concentrate to becoming lucid, not extending it. I'll try to forget every thought of stabilizing the dream, so I hope that when I become lucid I wont get this same feeling Ive had....


Im in this shower place where the ceramic tiles are blue and its pretty cool looking. P is nake in the shower and Im doing something on a laptot. Then P reminds me how I did him in the ass . I have this weird feeling that theres something hostile going on.


Im at the zero floor of our school where our Biology class is. Im waiting to get into the classroom. Ja and Ju come and start carrying me around and its attracting Jul's attention. They carry me around and let me go and I notice I have something weird in my mouth which I start to spit out. KM (teacher) comes and asks whats the problem so I just say that it was just joke nothing harmful. Im in the biology classroom and AA comes to fight me (playfully) so I say that hes embarrassing me. Im in the class and our teacher is wearing glasses and laughing. We find out that we have a test from social studies next lesson. We are at the hallway again and waiting to get to the biology classroom because the social studies test is being held there. We are all studying for the test wheb MV(teacher) comes asks me something then she says that "You should write it like that, youll get better points" and showed me how. T replied "Why wont you tell me those kind of answers" And then we were joking with the teacher and some younger students were smiling to us.

I should have seen this one coming, cause I had social studies test today.
I always get a FA when Im concerned about the next day or morning as I was today also.

I am at our backyard, Its summer and a school morning so I have to go to school. I hear that RV is calling my dad and then I see RV walking down the street near our house, shes a bit drunk and I suddenly try to rush inside. I have this tiny music bow with me but its grinding my shit(???) and theres like some brown liquid and lumps of shit dropping from the music box when I play it. I get into our garage and Im parking my bike there when RV comes there. I see my moped there but I also see another moped which is not mine. Im wondering why is that, that I have 2 mopeds, but I dont become lucid.

I also have these feelings of stress and hurry...

Havent been concentrating on dream recall lately, so naturally I havent remembered dreams so much.... This is also just a short fragment.


So I was watching MasterChef Australia and the abit obese judge was competing against 2 competitors. They had made some dishes ready and the dishes were judged by some guy. The guy said that he didnt like the obese guys food and the obese guy was making up excuses why hes food wasnt good

I was at V's place. We were outside and it was really dark. We wanted to go in but M shouted that we cant come in and wanted us to keep quiet.

I receive a text message from V but Its hard to read and I dont understand it so I show it to P who understands it...

I was at school at a classroom where we study christianity(Im not sure what is the proper subject name for it) And I was playing with matchsticks. I lit one up and it burned my right hand. I looked away from my hand and looked back and there was this gross looking hole in my hand and part of the skin was burned up. I woke up and feel slight heat on my right hand.


Im at some kind of castle where is rooms from our summer cottages beach sauna and Im like some "vampire" or so and theres this voice whos like commentating whats happening there, and he says like "The only ones who wanted to keep him(=me) alive were the humans" And I was like being treated by these guys in total white robes who had white bandages going around their head. They gave me like this bong which had some blue stuff in it and I inhaled it and felt good. Then I was at my room and saw that same bong again and I put something in it which turned into blue smoke and again inhaled it and I became really relaxed and felt the "high". I also remember being at the castles garden....

Im at O's place and Im watching him playing some computer game, and I ask "What are the specs in that machine" And he only replies "3.33" and I ask "GHz?" and O says "Yes". Then I tell him my computers specs and he playfully laughs at me.
The funny thing about this dream fragment was that I said the exact right specs about my computer in the dream.

Im walking my dog down the street by our school. Its summer, the sun is shining and everything is just looking beautiful. We walk down to the parkway and we come a cross to this tunnel and start to climb it and at the top of it theres this guy in a black suit looking at as strangely. We say something to each other and the dream fades...

Im at this construction site driving a black pickup truck and I have my friends in it. (Im experiencing this dream from 3rd person). We are trying to shoot some guys in a black mercedes benz C-series car. We blow up their car but the guys in it dont die and me and my friends are like "WTF"

I just remember being in this room where the sizes of objects were bigger than normal, like I would have been in some giants room. I take somekind of "magic wand" and a tiara. I have a partner and she reminds me of Lisa Simpson. I watch out a window and theres this weird looking giant looking at me it has a black hood and a white mask. Im not scared even though its scary looking. It goes away pretty soon.
My partner tries to break a big window to apparently, get out. She cant break it, so I take my "magic wand" and just slightly touch the window and it shatter into tiny fragments like in movies when they shoot windows. It doesnt crumble off until I touch it.

I have this feeling that I want to get out of the place, but Im not scared or anything I just want out....

Im taking a tour inside our school with my friends. The guides are girls who are no-longer students there. I come to the yard its pretty sunny day and I suddenly think about lucid dreaming but dont come lucid.

Then Im sitting outside with my friends and the Minister of Financy. We are just talking there and laughing, and then I say to my friends that Finnish politics are shit or something like that, and we laugh. The minister is also laughing but is abit embarrassed. Then I apologize from him and say "It was just a joke" just to make him feel better. Then there comes cars to the yard and there are other politicians sitting there, although they look like our schools teachers. They cant park the cars properly and are struggling to park them nicely and without damage.

My first DJ entry at DV!


So Im in my kitchen and look outside to the road which goes by our house. I see this oddly-acting guy/boy in a green jacket with a stickbag on his shoulder. He is bugging cars which go by him until there comes this car with a woman driver. The guy throws his stickbag through the womans cars windshield and breaks it. The woman stops and comes out of the car, then suddenly the guy starts stabbing the woman. I shout to my mom to call 112 (like a 911 number used in different EU-countries). Mom is dialing a direct number to the police station and its taking forever, so I shout and push her asking "Whats taking so long!" Then she gets the number dialed, but its the wrong number so I say "Why dont you just dial 112!!!!!" And then se asks "Is it this *pointing to number 21." and I say "NO ITS NOT" And keep shouting.
Then Im upstairs in my room looking to my neighbours frontyard and I see the guy stabbing my neighbours and I just collapse because of the inability to do anything about it.

After this Im speaking to my english teacher and she says that the boy living in the neighbour is dead and also 3 other guys. Then I try to cheer her up...