Arbitror

3 dreams last night, each longer than the last. The first is more of a fragment, and while the second seems short I remember quite a bit.

In the first dream a friend of mine, Megan, was upset at me because I hasn't gotten her a birthday card. (The room we were in at the time was actually from a party a LONG time ago that I haven't been in since, so I have no idea why I dreamed of it.) I eventually just stopped caring because she'd went on about it so much so I got up to leave. The next instant I was in my house and eating some Chinese food in my sister's bedroom. My friend Nick was over and he was also eating. We were talking but we both suddenly drifted asleep. We woke up and he was mad that we'd fallen asleep because he had to be home.

The second dream started off with me and 3 people I never got a good look at in what appeared to be a large store such as Wal-Mart. There were 2 guys chasing us around and I knew that if they caught us they would kill us. There were several near-death escapes, each ending with the bad guys somehow caught in an impromptu device of some sort. Eventually I got sick of the game, found a flamethrower, and burned the men alive. As we were running towards the front entrance to get out I ran into an elderly woman. I stopped to helped her up, apologized to her calling her grandma, and then ran towards the door.

The last dream occurred after a WBTB at 6:00 AM. I woke up and had no idea where I was, but slowly I realized that I was dead. It started with realizing I wasn't breathing, and then that people I know were dead were all around me. (Did I miss a huge chance at becoming lucid here or what?) I asked someone, a friend I hadn't seen in years, and they told me that I was in Heaven. My first thought was "That makes sense, but how are all of THESE people here?" My friend explained that everyone goes to Heaven when they die; nothing really matters here on Earth. I walked around for awhile, trying to see what Heaven was like. It was almost like a giant gymnasium at points, with people sitting in bleachers and yelling and cheering. There were also lots of room, each separated by a solid crystal wall. Eventually I wondered how I died and I remembered that I had been crossing the street whenever a truck with the logo Silverfish on it hit me, killing me. (Yes, there are trucks full of Silverfish. Also, watching/feeling yourself die in a memory is interesting, to say the least.) I was starting to get curious about how things worked because everywhere I looked there were people cussing or even having sex in some rooms. I asked someone near me about it and they told me that it didn't matter; you could do whatever you wanted. I asked them about God and they pointed to a room with a red curtain. I walked through it and Superman was holding out his hands shrinking what I recognized to be villains from the TV show Spongebob. (Although most actually weren't...) Superman said that someone would have to fight the Dirty Bubble and Man-ray since he was busy, and I hopped off the stage I was on to help. The dream ended there.