lucid

I was hanging out with Dreamer and one of her guy friends. They were sitting on the couch next to each other. Her friend was wearing this enormous hat - It looked like a smurf hat, except that it was bright blue. He started to talk about some hat game in minecraft where you could do something with hundreds of different hats.

This Asian lady and her daughter appeared. The daughter was trying very hard to be American but she was uncomfortable because she felt as though she didn't fit in and she didn't understand the culture. The mom was yelling at her, telling her that she had to be better and to try harder and that she needed to change who she was in order to fit in and become rich. The daughter seemed really upset about being yelled at like this. I started to argue with her mom and tell her that it wasn't fair for her to put that kind of pressure on her daughter and that she should want her daughter to be happy. She shouldn't need her daughter to fit into a mold of standard conformity at the expense of her enjoyment of life.

Dreamer's DC didn't like that I was telling her mom this stuff, she thought that it wasn't my place to say such things. I was quite upset.
Dreamer's reaction didn't make sense to me, I thought that she would have agreed with me if anything.

I realized I was dreaming at this point. So I walked outside, into the front yard, where I saw high a school kid riding around on a unicycle, but it had a steering wheel on it. I walked in front of him and got him to stop riding. I made him fly into the air and gently land on a soft, cushiony patch of grass on the other side of the street. I then jumped onto his unicycle and started to ride down the street with it. He chased after me and I let him catch up a little bit to mess with him, I was feeling a bit cruel I suppose. He kept getting really close to me but then he would get too tired from running and he would have to slow down. I kept cheering him on while telling him that this was great exercise for him. I'm so mean to DCs sometimes!

We got to the end of the street and there was a giant crater in the middle of the road, maybe 100 feet deep and 50 feet in diameter. There were dead bodies littered all across the bottom of it. I jumped off the unicycle and sort of shielded the high school kid from the bloody scene. I could faintly see a semi-invisible figure lurking in the shadows. It became visible temporarily as it climbed out of the crater. It was Cerberus.


I began charging up a bright pink laser from the palm of my hand and I patiently waited for the demon dog to attack. It appeared from out of the shadows once more and I unleashed the charged up laser right into the center of it's middle head, destroying it. The beast recoiled and fled. I Woke up.

I was sitting on the bleachers of an indoor volleyball court, watching an old girlfriend serve the ball over and over. I was trying to sit next to an asian guy, but not too close. I ended up sliding magically towards him and I would edge away over and over again. There was some awful woman that was thoroughly scolding her child for no good reason and I asked if I could talk with her outside. She followed me out of the room and I basically told her that she wasn't a very nice lady and that she didn't deserve to have children. Everybody in the room came out to watch this and she just stood there. It wasn't very nice of me but she was soooooooo mean.

I ran up two flights of stairs to get away from the scene. I noticed that I was in this enormous underground school. I became lucid when I realized that I was moving in slow motion and jumping maybe 10 feet in the air.

I took off flying when I got outside. I got high above the school and it looked like my old elementary school. I started to wake up. I woke up into another dream, but I was still fully lucid and aware that I was in a dream. It was almost like a dream intermission or commercial. I was a woman and I was talking to this guy. I told him something that made him really bored so that he would want me to go back to sleep so that I could go back into the dream from before.

Back at the elementary school again, I was flying high into the sky, into these dark clouds. I was doing crazy tricks like flips in the air and dives down to the ground. I let the lightning shock me several times just for fun by flying up into the dark clouds. I felt like I was showing off but I don't know who it was for, it was certainly fun though. I woke up into another dream, once again, but I was still fully lucid and aware that I was in a dream.

This time I was a guy in his 40's and I had woken up and I was cranky and I wanted to fall back asleep so that I could go back to the other dream. These intermission dreams were unusual because I felt like I had control if I wanted but they also seemed like they had a life of their own and I was watching them while fully knowing that they were just dreams. I would try to softly guide them back to the people falling asleep so that I could get back to the dream that I wanted to be in.

Back in the dream, I thought about what I wanted to do. I had the sudden realization that what I was seeing was entirely in my mind. I moved my hands across the front of my vision and the world vanished in the wake of my fingers, leaving behind a trail of blue ripples. I tried to erase the school with my hands and I almost succeeded in it before the image snapped back into place. I wanted to experiment more with this but I woke up into another dream.

I was in person with Dreamer and we were talking about her nana. I said something about her eating a lamb shank, which makes absolutely no sense, then the dream ended and I was back in the clouds, flying still.

I remembered the bonus task of the month and decided that I could find Santa's sleigh at the north pole pretty easily, so I flew at super speed until I was convinced that I was right above it. I dove down into the clouds and saw that there were stars below the clouds. I looked around me and there were stars in all directions, I was in outer space. I started flying at ridiculous speed but I felt like I wasn't moving anywhere because everything was so far away. I thought that maybe I could let myself fall backwards, down to earth. So I started to fall and I could feel myself accelerating, but I still felt as though I wasn't moving anywhere. I felt as though I was falling at the same speed as the entire universe, so there was no relativistic change in my position. I had the split second thought that maybe I was falling into a black hole and I noticed a twinge of discomfort. I decided to teleport away.

I ended up waking up just a little bit at this point and I could feel my body lying in bed. I reminded myself that my body was relaxed and that I didn't need to move and that the next dream would start soon.

The dream started in my room. I got out of bed and I could hear Free Fallin by Tom Petty playing in the background. I thought about moving through the wall to get outside, but decided to just use the front door. I floated up on the roof, looking for Santa's sleigh. I only found a little toy santa with a toy sleigh. I reached my index finger into his bag of gifts and found a tiny present. I opened it up and there were two miniature plastic cherries inside. I was QUITE unsatisfied. I saw another toy santa and looked in his bag as well, there was a present with a styrofoam cube inside of it. I started to wake up again. DEILD'd again

I started back in the same place. I looked over at another roof and saw a bright, golden, shining light and tons of giant presents that were wrapped in various brilliant colors. I knew that santa would be there and so I floated on over and sure enough, he was. His sleigh was there as well and he was having a conversation with a reindeer. I looked inside his bag of gifts and found a single present inside. I quickly tore off the wrapping paper and opened it up. There was a neon green tie inside.


I was so disappointed. I don't mean to be ungrateful santa, but, what a shitty gift! I decided to open another present and I found an even longer version of the same tie that was probably at least 10 feet long. I opened another present and found a blue silk shirt inside. I really don't like clothes as gifts. I opened another present and it had ribbons inside, for putting on top of more presents. Determined to find a good gift, I opened one last present and there was another box inside of it. I opened that box and there were a bunch of ribbons in that box. Damnit. Santa was clearly fucking with me. I had looked at him with a Stare of Death but then I woke up before I could give him a piece of my mind.

I was laying down in bed, trying to WILD into a dream for an afternoon nap. I had noticed a couple times before, that I had fallen asleep and was actually laying in bed in a dream. I felt like I had woken up immediately after I noticed. I decided to try to do a noseplug RC based on that, even though I was certain that I was just in bed, awake.
Air went straight through my covered nose holes. Lucid!

I was really excited but I couldn't see anything because the world was pitch black, I thought about experiencing the dream as a blind person and what that might be like. While the world was still shrouded in darkness, I felt my way to the door and tried to phase through the wall. Didn't work. I tried visualizing what it would look like and suddenly my visualization became the world and there was light. I was even more excited now because I knew that this was going to be a good dream!

I yelled out across the barren streets, "Dreamer! Where are you? If you want to come with me on this adventure then you need to get here now".

She appeared, walking down the street, pushing a stroller with a baby inside it. I think that her hair was brown in this dream. She casually moseyed on towards me, in no apparent rush, while I put my hands to the ground and decided to make a base portal pad to try my new teleportation technique. The ground sunk in a little bit and had the appearance of a vortex.

I looked at Dreamer, who was then only a couple meters away from me, and I motioned for her to get over here. She sat down on her bum and started to act like a small child, she said, "I Don't WAAAANNA...", as she made a pouty face. I motioned again for her to hurry up and she threw her baby at me, which sort of bounced across the ground. I said to her, "Now that wasn't very nice."

Then I raised my hands so that my palms were facing her and I sent loving energy that I was sure would make her all grown up. Then I motioned for her to get up and join me one last time. She stood up and walked over to me. We stood over the vortex and held each other close while it charged up. I asked her if she could see where we were going. She nodded and said, "Mm. Yeah! Neverland." I remembered the advice that Dreamer had given me IWL about successful teleportation and I started to feel where I was going, instead of just visualizing it. The vortex/teleportation pad made a charging up sound like vrooooovrooovrooovroovroovrovrovrooooo that got quicker and quicker until it made a Zap noise and we changed locations. We were in a dark room that was filled with bunk beds. I looked around and there were these young kids that were wearing baggy clothes. They looked like a bunch of young ruffians and they were all staring intently at us. One of them asked us, "What are you doing here?"

I told him that we were just visiting and we wanted to hang out with them, for fun! I started to walk around the room to explore the surroundings a little bit and I noticed that Dreamer had turned into a little girl that was wearing a purple dress. I considered trying to make her into an adult again, but I had other things to worry about.

I found one guy in the room that looked a bit older, like he was in his 30's. He was sleeping on a metal slab and I tried to wake him up, but I couldn't. I hear this woman cry out, "Oh Jack...why won't you wake up". I turned around and asked who she was. She ignored me. I asked her, "Wendy, I presume?" She was very distraught so I didn't bother her.

I proclaimed loudly to the entire room, "Who's in charge around here and where is Peter Pan?" This young looking kid with black hair walked forward and said, "I'm Peter pan!" He was wearing tight pants with a hoody. He told me that I should follow him and that we were going to go on an adventure. I followed him outside and he grabbed my hand then took off into the sky, flying. I sort of fell out of my body and had a new body. He was carrying my old body into the sky with him. I Yelled out to him, "WAiiiiiiiiiit", while trying to keep up by flying towards him. He slowed down and took my hand. Oh, and I was totally carrying Dreamer in my arms at this point because she was like a little living doll that looked like a small child. She was pretty heavy too, I thought about letting Peter Pan hold her but I didn't.

We were flying up towards the stars when this really cocky and beefy looking DC came out of nowhere and hit Peter Pan so hard that Peter disappeared entirely. I floated down to the ground, set Dreamer down nearby, and said to him, "WTF Man, I was going to go on an adventure with Peter Pan and you totally ruined it". He just looked at me with a cocky grin and said, "What a waste of time, I was going to destroy the whole lot of them soon enough anyways."

I didn't like this DC at all so I punched him really hard in the face and he smirked at me, as though it didn't effect him at all. I started punching him at super speed, 10 punches a second with each hand. He kind of laughed about it. I started to get a little bothered so I used my ridiculous strength to punch him so hard that he fell onto the concrete. I got on top of him and preceded to punch him with such force that he sunk deep into the pavement and all of his bones were liquified. I felt kind of bad about being so violent towards someone, even if he was a total dick. I looked back at Dreamer and she looked normal again, but with brown hair. Then I woke up.

These are a few of the dreams that I've had over the past couple weeks

dream 1:
The dream started with a false awakening. I wandered over to the bathroom, it was very dark. I had a feeling I was in a dream when I opened my eyes and still couldn’t see. I started to float above the ground and I floated right on through a window to get outside. It was really dark, I couldn’t see anything. I waited patiently. Suddenly everything became bright and I was standing in the driveway outside my house. I looked around and the world was what I would describe as surreal high definition. I could see every blade of grass and every leaf on the trees above me swaying in the breeze. I remembered that I wanted to summon dreamer. I looked around and said, “Oh, so you’re behind that tree EH DREAMER?” I went behind the tree and there was nobody there. I looked around again and said, “Oh, I get it, you’re behind me! NICE TRY< HA”. I spun around and she wasn’t there either. I wasn’t about to give up yet, I said, “Ohhh you’re down the street walking towards me”. I flew up above the trees and saw her, walking down the sidewalk.

I flew over and landed beside her. I was surprised at how much she looked like dreamer. Almost identical, except that her hair was blonde instead of purple. I made a big grin and said, “Dreamer!!!” She walked over and gave me a hug, and then immediately turned around to leave. I said, “Wait, don’t leave yet”. I made music start playing from the heavens. “Let’s dance first”. I grabbed her hand and she assumed the proper waltz positioning and I was not about to have some super formal dance. I grabbed her by the waist and spun her, lifted her up into the air and she laughed a little. I twirled her around and dipped her and we did all kinds of crazy moves with my awesome dance skills.

After a while it started to get dark. I sat down on an upward slanted driveway and looked up at her. I asked her, “Did I scare you?” She turned away, nodded, and said, “Yes, the sister thing…” I interrupted her, “I didn’t mean it like that, it wasn’t even the whole truth”.
“What do you feel then?” She asked.
I responded, “I like you, I like you a lot, and I’m really glad that we met ”.
After a short pause, she responded, “Thank you for telling me the truth”.
We walked down the sidewalk together. It was really dark now and the only light came from the houses around us. We got to my driveway and she said to me, “Let’s sit down and I’ll take you with me”. I assumed she meant out of the dream. We sat down together and looked up at the night sky. The music was still playing. I made fireworks start to go off. Streaks of red, blue, green, silver, and gold exploded across the sky. Little kids ran down the street, laughing while they chased each other with sparklers.

dream 2:
The earlier part I can remember, I was on a quest to find dreamer. I remember that I was traveling through space/time to find her. I ended up in the 60's or 70's, in a room filled with hippies. They had a huge bowl of weed and they were smoking. They tried to get me to smoke with them but I refused, because I was on a quest. So I jumped through space/time again, riding the waves of eddie van halen's guitar riffs. They were silver and they flowed with his music.

This time I ended up in a room with some people from my past. I had a conflict once with one of the guys that was there. He tried to sell me some acid for 5$ I think? I don't remember that well now. I just remember that he got upset and threatened to raise the price because he didn't like me. I bought it and put it in a freezer and then he was getting ready to fight with me. Another person from my past that I was once friends with joined him and they were going to try to beat me up. I tried to calm them down, because I didn't want to hurt them . I decided that it would be okay if they could pretend to fight me. So they pretended to punch me and beat me up like we were professional wrestlers. After awhile they felt better and that was good. So I continued on my quest!

I walked through a door and it teleported me to dreamer's room. Except it wasn't a room. It was outside in nature, on top of a cliffside. There was a long piece of outstretched bark that had a poem written on it. I don't remember exactly what it said but I thought it was pretty neat in the dream. I looked over and saw dreamer standing nearby, but I couldn't exactly see a physical appearance it was just a field of energy sort of. I walked over to her and gave her a big hug and it felt quite nice.

dream 3:
I had become lucid at the end of a dream. It ended before anything cool could happen, so I waited in the darkness for another dream to begin. The dream started in a shopping mall. I was sitting on the floor of a store, leaning up against a wooden wall. I got up and knew that I wanted to summon dreamer. I started looking around for her when I saw someone with purple hair and purple clothes. I looked closer and it was some asian girl in a wig. I noticed that there were a lot of people wearing this uniform of purple clothes and a purple wig. They were dreamer's fans. I asked one of them where dreamer was. She responded, "I Don't know...you look like trouble". Then she took off to report back to the boss. I followed her and grabbed the back of her shirt so that I wouldn't lose her. She led me to a store that had purple light inside. They had just released something fantastic and world changing. The DC in the purple wig walked up to dreamer, who was sitting high up on a shelf. I moved past the purple wig DC and walked up to dreamer. I asked her what she was doing all the way up there and she ignored me. I started to climb up to get to her and she turned into a cloud of purple smoke and then went into a handheld machine that looked like a gameboy. I turned on the device and some text moved across the screen. I woke up.

dream 4:
The earlier lucid part that I can remember, I was sitting in a room with myself as a kid and as a baby. I was staring at a TV for some reason when I realized that this was probably the worst way to possibly spend a lucid dream. I walked over to the little kid version of me and asked him if there was anything that he wanted to tell me. He said, "Where are the nerds at?!" I was pretty disappointed with that answer. I asked him again, "Is there anything that you want me to know?" He started talking about the nature of identity and love and I was getting really into it when the baby version of myself pushed a button on the ground and the little kid version of me sort of faded away slowly. I was a little upset and so I picked up the little baby me and it started to turn into an evil baby dc with magic powers. I tried to restrain it but it escaped from my grasp and ran under a blanket where it disappeared. The blanket went flat. I walked away, I didn't want to mess with such a potentially scary DC. I went outside by floating up and through some glass. I hit the glass and couldn't get through the first time I tried. I imagined that I was transparent and half phased into another reality. Tried again and I went right through the window. I floated a little too far though and started to move into a neighbor's house. I re-solidified my body but my thumbs were trapped in the neighbor's blinds so I had to break them off my hands. I remembered that I wanted to summon dreamer.

I did my thing and looked down the street and I thought I could see her coming towards me on a bike. I noticed that she was riding with a pack of other girls and they were all in their teens (including dreamer). I wasn't very satisfied with that. She turned into me. Weird. I focused on her energy and imbued the DC that was now me with that energy. The DC started to slowly changed. First all of it's hair fell out and the face started to transform. It wasn't a very pretty sight so I looked over at the teenage girl DCs to see what their problem was. They didn't seem very nice at all. I looked back and the transforming DC was now almost Dreamer. Her purple hair grew out of her head until it was a proper length and I was quite satisfied. The sun had almost completely set at this point.

I walked up to her and touched her forehead with mine. My lips brushed against her upper lip, and then her cheek. I kissed her. We started walking down the street to get to the main road. I remember that she asked me why I looked so tired. I told her that I was about to wake up, I couldn't stay in the dream for much longer. We got to the road and it was night time. The sky was mostly clear with a few clouds here and there. There was a small sleigh on the road that had a toy santa sitting on it and a couple of stuffed toy reindeer. I thought about using that for flying into the sky when I saw a much bigger one appear next to me with more toy reindeer and no santa. We started to climb onto it when it took off. We weren't completely on it yet so we were clinging to the back, trying to hold on as it flew into the sky. Woke up. So close to something awesome Oh well, next time!

Earliest dream I can remember was some sort of steam punk dream where I was on a platform by the ocean and this guy was working on a car. In the next dream I was hanging out with my parents and my dad said that I could NOT watch hockey because it would mess something up. What the hell do I care, I don't want to watch hockey. I went in another room and there was a deer/dog there. It was enormous and it made me feel a little uncomfortable. I think I ended up watching hockey anyways. Don't know why. After a minute or two I had a feeling it was a dream and I tried to move stuff with my mind, wasn't working at first but then a door flew open really fast. I remember trying to fly and use powers but they weren't working. The next part that I remember, I had just had a false awakening in a kitchen from a lucid dream. I went looking for some paper to write a couple words down when I realized I was still dreaming. The two words I wrote down about the lucid dream were "Balloon Fight". The pen didn't work so I just etched the words into paper to help me remember, but now I only remember the words and not the dream .

After that I went outside to look for something to do. I flew up a little bit then jumped in a river but the river had gone dry. There was nothing there but mud. So I pretended there was water flowing and I let it carry me for a while until water started to actually appear. I felt like I was on a water park ride. I was going around sharp turns and through tunnels and then I went off a waterfall cliff and the dream ended.

Another dream started back in the kitchen. There was some sexy girl standing near me, completely naked, and she had the most beautiful ass. I bent her over the counter and fucked her for a good several minutes before the creepy deer/dog from my previous NL dream came up beside me and stared at me. Made me really comfortable, I wonder what that was all about. We both stared back at the strange creature. I went outside and was determined to enjoy a calm and peaceful dream. I jumped into the same river, but there was water this time. The sun was a lot warmer as well (in color and sensation). The trees and grass around me also radiated light. Reminded me of an HD texture pack in minecraft. I floated down stream for awhile, feeling content. I had a warm, peaceful sensation in my chest. The river took me to the ocean where I sat on the water and stared off into the distance. The sky was painted with streaks of orange, red, yellow, and purple. Pretty sunset. I had one of those feelings that bring me out of meditation, a split second of doubt in myself. A giant water appeared on the horizon. I got excited and felt adventurous so I charged towards the wave and crashed into it just to teach it a lesson. Dream ended.

I waited for awhile and another dream started at a giant rec center. I was in an olympic sized pool area, sitting maybe 40 feet above the water on a platform. There was an obstacle course up there which I tried to complete for maybe 5 seconds before I fell into the water. Everything went dark but I could still feel the water around me. I swam to the surface and lept through the air like a dolphin, then back into the water. I was afraid I would get lost in the water since it was so dark. I found the bottom then pushed off and got out of the pool. There was a DC waiting for me that was clearly my dream GF. She had dark skin and beautiful brown eyes. She gave me head for what felt like 10 minutes. I can't control myself . Then I picked her up and held her against the wall while we fucked. Dream eventually ended.

Another dream started in a podcast room with Adam Levine and some other music people. I sat down on the couch across from his desk with all the sound equipment. This sexy punk looking girl was sitting next to Adam, I made her stand up and get naked with my mind powers. She had a penis. I said to her, "why must you have a penis my dear?" She just shrugged and walked over to the couch, still naked. She gave me and this other guy that I was sitting next to bags filled with..spray paint? I would never do such a thing while awake. But I thought, why the hell not it's just a dream. My bag's spraypaint was silver, the girl's was gold, and the other guy's was lime green. I put the bag up to my mouth and breathed deeply. I started to feel dizzy. We all made jokes and talked and laughed and enjoyed ourselves for awhile until I woke up.

A few dreams from about a week ago, so I will try to remember them the best that I can.

I was in my backyard and I suddenly realized I was in a dream. I looked around and saw a glass-enclosed hot tub sitting right in the middle of the yard. I started floating above the ground and i floated right on through the glass and sat down in the hot tub. Was warm and bubbly. I was feeling a little bit paranoid I guess because some guys almost immediately came out of nowhere and started chasing me. I tried to fly up but I could only get so high so I started to climb a fence to try to get to the river. After climbing over three 10ft tall fences I finally got to the river. I jumped down and floated above the water, then set up an invisible barrier around the river so that nobody could come in unless their intentions were benevolent. The guys chasing me jumped into the barrier and started pounding on it. I felt more peaceful, I looked around at how the sun lit up the riverbank with cracks of light that had gotten through the trees above. I only got to sit there for a couple minutes before I woke up.

I was in my house, I don't remember how I became lucid. But there was a lesbian orgy going on and I was making my way from girl to girl when I spotted this DC that was the female version of me. Clones of her started to appear from around corners. They were my minions. I started to feel guilty about abusing DCs in this way so I left and then I saw this one actress appear (Emily VanCamp). I couldn't help myself. I took her to another room and started taking off her clothes and I wondered if doing this was wrong. She immediately turned dead looking, like that old lady from The Shining. She got on top of me, straddled me, and held me down. I wanted to salvage the lucid dream so I didn't wake myself up, I just made my body invincible because I figured she was going to try to hurt me. Instead she started to tickle me. Creepy, corpselike actress...sitting on top of me and tickling me. Was terrible :'(. I eventually turned off the tickling sensation and I threw her off of me. She turned into a blanket. Still wary of her tricks I quickly tore the blanket in half and then left the room. I wandered outside, was night. I was still feeling nervous and uncomfortable. Not the best combination. I decided to just wake up.

The earliest part of this dream that I can remember is that I was wandering around a market street that was shaded by palm trees and paved with cement. Was about noon and I was a hungry, homeless orphan. I wandered into a bar where I ran into Paul Newman. He was young and he looked like he did in that one movie...Cool Hand Luke! But anyways, he was sitting at the bar eating peanuts and drinking a beer. I walked over and sat down next to him. He told me that he was a Con Artist and that he experienced a similar upbringing to mine. He said that he would take me in as his apprentice then looked to his right and motioned for the bar tender with a small wave of his fingers. The bar tender came over and Paul ordered maybe 20 scratch off lottery tickets worth 5$ each. OH NO wait he spent 80$, so I guess that would be 16 tickets. He handed me a couple and asked me to help him. The game was really weird, you had to roll dice and it was based upon an honor system, lol. I didn't even cheat though!

I had gotten through 2 tickets when this giant, hairy, smelly, biker walked in and started bothering my new mentor about this money that was owed. I don't remember exactly what happened here just that the bar tender helped Paul Newman get the biker off his back but then the bartender asked when the bar tab was going to be paid and Paul made some smart ass remark. The bar tender got really angry, we left.

We walked down the concrete marketplace for a couple minutes when I felt water falling on me. I thought to myself, on a nice rain, how pleasant. I looked up and there was the bartender standing at the edge of a small bridge that was above us, pissing alllll over us. I tried to get out of it but the guy had really good aim. After he ran out of pee, Paul and I rushed over to some mercenary guy and Paul paid him about 200$ to piss on the bartender. The mercenary sneak attacked him and got him really good. My character disappeared at this point and I just sort of became Paul Newman. So as Paul Newman, I was running away from the scene. I knew that I had to find a place to hide out for awhile. I ran down the road for a few minutes before I saw this clearing in a jungle. I walked into the clearing and there were hippies everywhere, everybody was completely nude too. I guess I had stumbled onto a hippie/nudist commune. I joined them! They gave me a house to live in, it was actually quite a beautiful place that they were living in. They had these bamboo houses that were about 8 feet off the ground, facing a sparkling, deep blue lake that was filled with all kinds of exotic fish. Woke up before anything more exciting could happen.

This dream was in a supermarket. I became lucid outside of the store and remembered that my goal was to visit a town that I made up before I fell asleep that I called Christmas Town. I took off flying and went over a couple hills and mountains when I saw it, shining with thousands of Christmas lights. I got a little closer and the town looked like it was made out of clay, not exactly what I was hoping for. Was still quite pretty and magical though with the lights and the snow and old-timey buildings. I teleported back to the supermarket and went inside. I started to mess around with the DCs and eat anything and everything that looked delicious. Was a full on binge eating experience, glorious. The hot food stands and built in restaurant were the best parts. I felt like I was doing something terribly wrong though so I had to keep reminding myself that it was a dream, but it was also kind of fun being naughty .

I also had a reallyyy long lucid dream that seemed to last forever but I sadly can't remember anything about it other than how long it lasted, kind of sad! But I'm sure I had a lot of fun.

I was hanging out with my uncle, helping him fix a car. These two people appeared and were supposed to do some kind of maintenance work, I don't remember. I just remember that I looked up and there were tremendous, red clouds that were swirling around each other. After a few seconds they turned dark blue, then red again. I heard a loud rumbling and the earth shook. Water came pouring down from the sky and waves rolled down all the streets and everybody ran into the garage for some reason. Cars were floating around me, I just stood there in disbelief. I was all alone at that point when a neighbor boy ran up to me and yelled something that I could barely hear over the torrent. All I made out was that I could come with him if I wanted to. I asked him what happened. He said that it was a combination of secret, advanced weaponry and inter-country trading. I felt disappointed, then I realized that it was just a dream.

I told the boy to not worry because it wasn't real, then i started walking over to the garage. I noticed a giant chocolate shake in my hand, I took a drink from it. It tasted like...an imagined taste that I made up when I was a little kid, reading some book about a giant. A combination of sweet flavors and magic. I wanted to make sure it was really a dream and I hadn't just snapped under the madness of what was going on, so I tried to make a glove fly into the air, didn't work, tried to make paper fly into the air. The piece of paper jumped off a table in the garage and someone caught it really quickly. I took another drink of the chocolate shake, yum. Then I decided to manipulate some of this water for fun. There was a stream of it that was falling from the roof. I made that stream fly into the air, forming a spiral pattern, then I froze it like that. I then looked at a DC of a neighbor lady that was with us and tried to make her slow down, didn't work until I got really close to her but even then I could only slow her down for a couple seconds. I put my hands on her boobs and she got really angry in slow motion. I really wanted to make time stop completely, so I asked myself, "how do I do that?" a voice responded, "you just do it". I made time freeze and I laid the neighbor lady and her daughter on their backs so I could do naughty things to them >: D. I thought for a second about what would really happen if I were able to make time stop and then move things around. I came to the conclusion that either the kinetic energy would destroy the universe or there would be no net energy from the action at all. The dream started to end, time went back to normal. I said out loud, "noooooooo, not yet". Then tried to think of something else to do to switch up my dream control skills. I made a miniature, young Jerry Lewis as the Nutty Professor appear on the shoulder of someone that was in front of me. He was in the full costume with a white lab coat, glasses, and a messed up face. The miniature Jerry Lewis just cross his eyes and said, "OYyyyYyyyyyeeeee". Dream ended, woke up.

I want to record more detail for this particular dream because it was so much fun and I want to remember it . I was traveling from Los Angeles to somewhere in Europe by air. I was with my family and an old friend. There weren't many other passengers on board but we didn't seem to mind. After traveling for maybe 12 hours, we were almost there. We were flying over some mountains. The trees were lush with leaves or pine needles, the grass was green, and there was no snow on the ground. I looked out the window and noticed that we were super low to the ground. A wing hit a tree and the plane made a crash landing in a small valley. The plane caught on fire and the cabin began to fill with smoke. I felt my way to the nearest door, opened it, and began working to help as many people get out as I could. When I couldn't see anybody else I ran far away from the plane. Blast doors came down, completely encompassing the body of the plane. I heard a loud, "Boom", the blast doors contained the explosion. The doors opened back up and about 10 people ran out, coughing. I thought to myself, how the hell are they alive. The fire slowly died down and it was getting dark, so I decided it was time that we set up a temporary shelter near the plane. It was chaos, most people were just wandering around. I saw my old buddy and he was completely out of it, he looked like he had taken some serious prescription drugs. He pulled out a gun, pointed it in my face, called me a monster in heavily slurred speech, and shot at me. He missed so I charged him and took his gun away. I told him, "What the hell are you doing? You're out of your damn mind, we need these bullets for hunting not killing each other".

It was now dark, we had a fire set up, and there were no wounded miraculously. I was going through our inventory when I saw a digital camera. I thought, "awesome we can start fires with this". I turned around and this girl was standing behind me, taking pictures of me with her own camera. She showed me the picture and was sad that it was all black with barely an outline of me. I could barely see her because it was so dark, so I took a picture of her. I looked at the picture and she was completely naked. My buddy was nearby, acting crazy still. I went over to bring him a blanket, he still seemed so fucked up. He grabbed me by the shirt, pulled me close, and yelled in my face, "I Neeed some WEED". We had a huge supply of it in our inventory so I gave him some. He took some papers out of his pocket, deftly rolled a joint with one hand, put it in his mouth, lit it with his finger, took a deep inhalation, then laid back all relaxed as he exhaled. I couldn't go very far from the camp before it got too dark to see but I still tried to scout a basic perimeter of our immediate area. I saw a giant fox and I was going to shoot it but one of the survivors decided that the fox was now his/her pet. I said, "fine, but when we run on food your giant fox will be dinner".

The sun eventually rose and I could finally see what was going on around us. We split into a couple different groups. The first group was going to further loot the plane and try to set up a more permanent shelter nearby. The second group, which I was in, was going to further split into groups of two to explore the surrounding terrain for food and water. My partner was a really cute Asian girl (different from the naked one that took a picture of me). She had a bow and arrows with her luggage. After a lot of talking and walking around, we ran into the other girl and they started to fight over me. The girl that had taken a picture of me was hurt and she started to verbally rip me apart. I didn't mind. I said to them, "please don't fight, we really don't need dissension right now". The picture girl left and we continued exploring until we found a small lake that was connected to a stream. We reported back the great news, a stream for fresh water and a lake for potential fishing. I knew that there would likely be some line and hooks in the survival equipment from the plane. The lake was really pretty too.



Back at the camp some older gentleman had decided that he was in charge, but he wasn't discussing his decisions with the group and he was giving out way too much food. I told him that we needed to ration our supplies and focus on building our camp and finding more sources of food. He didn't agree. The giant fox came over to me and rubbed up against my leg like cats do, too cute. I woke up.

Some other dreams-

1:

My brother was going to a concert with his girlfriend but she didn't want me to go so I didn't. They got back and he was 30 years younger, he looked my age, and he was sad that I didn't go with him.

2:

I was at a party when I somehow chipped my tooth, I asked a girl if it looked bad. Her face said it was awful. I picked up a giant piece of tooth and was sad.

3:

I was hanging out with Jon Stewart. We were making each other laugh, was a lot of fun. He eventually left and my sister decided it was time to throw a huge party. I didn't feel like it but dozens of people showed up. ~_~ I recognized one of the guys there, he was an actor from the 80's.

4:

This was actually a series of dreams but it was kind of the same dream over and over. There was a nuclear bomb somewhere in the city that was about to go off and I had to run as far away from it as I could while guessing where it was. The bomb would eventually go off, my skin would melt, then the dream would reset. I couldn't win, no matter where I'd go the bomb was always nearby. For some reason it was kind of fun though. A very morbid, twisted dream game.

5:

I was driving a car, quite fast and quite poorly. I eventually got into an accident and all these kids started to burn alive. I was semi-lucid and I knew that it didn't matter so I ignored them and began running towards my destination, Chicago. I was on top of a large hill and I could see the city shining below. This homeless guy walked up to me and we started talking (he was John Witherspoon). I fully realized I was dreaming and thought to myself, damnit, right when I'm about to wake up. I woke up.

6:

This was a very long dream but I don't feel like typing it all out ^^. I was hanging out with some friends, we were driving somewhere. We stopped at a gas station and I started talking to these girls that were there. They liked me and thought I was charming. They asked to hang out with us, fine. When we got in the car they were really into one of my friends that usually doesn't do that well with the ladies. Then he went in the front seat with one of them (the one that I thought was really cute). The other girl started to kiss my ear and my neck, felt good. We made out for awhile, she was a really good kisser. We eventually came to our destination. I started making out with the other girl that I thought was really cute. She was such a bad kisser that I became lucid from it. I walked around and tried to think of something to do then woke up.

7:

I was getting frustrated that I hadn't had any good lucid dreams so I decided it was time to try to WILD. The dream started in complete blackness, I formed an image or rather a photograph of these cliffsides and a red bird. After a lot of concentrating I eventually jumped into the picture and everything became very vivid. I looked around and it looked like I was in some canyons in Utah. Looked just like this.



Woke up almost immediately. Oh well! Plenty more nights for fun lucid adventures ^^

This dream took place in the mountains. My sister was there even though I haven't seen her in about a year. I was exploring the outside a little bit with her when I found these golden coins hidden in the dirt. They had the names Joshua and Jordan on them. I was putting them into my pocket when I spotted a cotton swab that had been freshly unearthed. My sister's face got all distorted and her eyes widened. She said to me, "Don't disturb that! It is evil O_O...It will be bring bad luck to all women you know". So I covered it back up with dirt and we went back inside. My dad was there with a couple of his mountain buddies. I sat down with them. One guy was telling a really long, boring story when guy #2 interrupted him and started telling his own but with a more animated and charismatic voice. Guy #1 was offended and just kept talking louder, so guy #2 talked even louder. They kept going on in this manner for a couple minutes before I got up and left for my room upstairs.When I got into my room I saw an active blowtorch hanging on a patch of wall that had been charred black. I muttered to myself, "that can't be very safe" so I picked it up and turned it off. Nothing exciting. Woke up

In this dream, I was working for Gordon Ramsay but I realized that he was pure evil and he was cooking evil weapons to control the minds of the public. I remember he had a vortex beneath his kitchen. But I didn't fight him, I just worked on solving these complex physics equations with another chef. I will call this other chef.....John! I had just about solved an equation explaining the seemingly chaotic behavior of neutrons? or neutrinos? I don't know I think it changed between the two a couple of times. But then here comes John with his genius mind telling me that the reason for the anomaly was because there was an opposite particle that wasn't being accounted for. He added these entire other terms to the equation and I was pretty skeptical. He told me that he had won 100$!!!! for submitting this idea and I thought, OKAY you must be right then. Then my dad came out of nowhere and started about Gaussian neutrino distribution and stuff I've never heard of and that these things had been known for a long time and just not accepted because there was no way to prove anything.

Then I noticed my sister! hanging out next to me. I asked her what she was doing here, and she said to me, "I lost my job so I came back early". This made me sad but I was glad to see her.

NEXT DREAM. I only remember being in a hallway, staring out a window, when I realized that I was dreaming. I was about to walk through the window when I woke up.

another dream. This time I was on a navy vessel, traveling to a small country in Asia. I was hanging out with this gay girl and we were having a good time but she was really lonely because she hadn't had a girlfriend in a long time, so I decided to help her find one. We went all over the place talking to different girls until eventually she met eyes with another and the connection was seen. So I left them alone to talk and went over to the stern. We had arrived and there was a dock maybe 30 feet away from us. There were beautiful, naked, bronze women laying out in the sun, enjoying their weekend. I was about to jump off the ship and swim over to them when I noticed these crocodiles everywhere. One of them jumped up and bit off part of my toe somehow. Didn't hurt but I just thought, damn, another scar.

There was also a fragment where I was in an arena throwing fireballs.

I was hanging out in my house, it was night time, and I suddenly felt like I was in a dream. In fact, I was so confident that I was in a dream that I tried to run head first through a wall. Ow. Bounced right off and fell over. I wasn't so sure it was a dream anymore, so I tried my usual test and I used mind powers to make a plant fly out of its pot. Didn't work at first, tried again, didn't work, tried again, didn't work. I was feeling pretty stupid, but I tried one last time and it worked! The plant flew out of the pot and turned into a cartoon plant.

I tried walking through the wall this time, still solid . Sometimes the magic works and sometimes it doesn't. I opened the door and started to stroll down the sidewalk when two cars packed with party people peeled into the driveway. My sister was with them and she said, "Wait! Don't go on your adventure yet, I want you to see this thing first". She then disappeared and I followed the party people into a house across the street. It was a pretty mellow party, just people chatting. One of the guys started talking to me (I had sex with his girlfriend in a previous dream so I was a little hesitant that he was going to punch me or something). He said to me, "There's a facility in our backyard that researches genetically modified organisms, we're going to go check it out in a while". Then he started talking about how he was trying to find a way to increase the magnetism of the soil. I said something about either using plates to create an electric field or dispersing magnetic rocks throughout the soil. He liked what I said, but I had a feeling that what I was saying made no sense since my ideas aren't always that great in dreams. I looked up this magnetic soil idea when I woke up and it turns out that it is a real thing. Increased magnetism in the soil will make plants grow larger, faster. Pretty cool!

I saw a couple of my old best friends at the party and I decided it was time to go explore this research facility. While me and several other DC's were walking out the door to the backyard, one of the party people DC's jumped on my back and told me that he was a vampire. I said to him, "Great, so am I"! I knew that we would be great friends. It was still the middle of the night, there was almost no moonlight out. The grass was wet and the air was humid but cool. We walked across a huge field to get to the facility where we were greeted by guard dogs and a guard hyena. They attacked my companions so I walked up to the dogs, one by one, and put my hands over their faces. Smoke came out of my hands each time and entered their bodies. I told them each that they would never hurt another living creature and they all dropped to the ground and pinned their ears back in submission. The vampire DC was still on my back, he would whisper things in my ears as I did unnatural things like, "Yes...YES...very good....YESSSSSssss". We explored the facility for only a few minutes before heading back to the house.

Back inside, the vampire master jumped off my back and went to sit on his vampire throne. I asked him to teach me how to turn into a bat. He was overjoyed at the opportunity and he leapt 20 feet across the room onto a giant stage where he turned very cliche bat-like vampire with the piggy nose and everything. Then he exclaimed to everybody that a new vampire would be joining their coven. I was forced to bow before him. Smoke emanated from his body and filled the room, I breathed it in, and that was supposed to help me turn into a bat. I tried to turn into a bat, but I only managed to turn my arms into wings. I flew around for a few seconds before giving up on that transformation. I thought to myself, maybe a wolf will be easier. I got on all fours and quickly changed into a tiny, white wolf. I pranced around gleefully for a few seconds before I woke up.

OKAY DREAM 1!!:

I was hanging out in the living room, it was a beautiful day - a beam of light was pouring through the window, illuminating all the dust in its path, nice stuff. I looked outside and there was this strange creature sniffing around the window. It was a large, green rabbit with various spring flowers growing out of its back. I thought, DAMN THAT's cool! so I reached through the solid window and gave it a nice pat on the back(still didn't realize it was a dream). A bunch of green dust was now on my hands from petting it. I smelled the green dust and it smelled of grapes, I had a split second thought of eating the grape flavoured rabbit. Then it ran away from the window and shook off all the green dust and flowers. A smaller rabbit and a raccoon jumped off the large, now just brown, rabbit's back. They all came charging towards the door to get inside, pushed it open somehow, then started dancing around me. I felt a little nervous and the raccoon jumped up and clawed at my shoulder then they all ran outside. The cats ran after them and then I woke up.

Lucid 1:

This dream started in the sun room, so I was surrounded by plants and there was light everywhere and a little mist and it was very pretty. I felt like something was in my throat so I coughed and out came this giant worm. It wriggled around on the floor for a couple seconds, gooing all over the place before I thought, either I have a serious parasite problem or this is a dream. So I tried to make the worm fly into the air with my mind powers and it shot upwards a couple feet. Hurray! I casually strolled outside and picked up a flower and ate it, tasted like flower petals. Then I decided to try to fly off into space. I started off flying slowly before I felt as though I was tethered to the ground by an invisible rope. I managed to break free and I went off at super speed, everything turned white. I saw a black hole in front of me and I flew straight into it. I instantly appeared back in my backyard. But I was floating around as though there was no gravity. I flew straight through my house, then the neighbor's house, and I appeared right back in my backyard, so I did it again and again and I was stuck in a loop so I just relaxed and meditated as I kept flying through houses faster and faster. I felt a strange calm and contentment even though the world around me was anything but. After a couple moments of feeling fantastic I woke up, in my backyard, and ran to a table to try to write down some stuff when I thought...I don't usually wake up in my backyard, FALSE AWAKENING!! I still wrote some stuff down to help me remember.

Once I was done writing some notes about the previous dream, I walked into the house while trying to think of something else to do. I remembered the reading DC mind/becoming DC tasks and I decided to try to feel the emotions of my cat. I felt nothing, just a strong desire to eat bugs. So I looked behind me and there was a DC sitting there. I let myself feel what the DC was feeling and it was great sadness, as though an old friend had died. I woke up.

Dream 1:
I thought I was hallucinating when I saw my brother vanish before my eyes, I was told that I was crazy. Should have realized I was dreaming

Dream 2:
I was fucking a beautiful DC when she turned into Reggie Watts and I was like, Oh shit, that usually doesn't happen unless I'm dreaming. I left the room and flew a little bit, everything was really dark and I could tell that I was going to wake up soon. I could feel the adrenaline that I always get in the morning. I decided to try some stuff while I was still in the dream so I made a bunch of flower pots and glass cups fly into the air. It all hovered in front of me for a few seconds before I let it fall to the ground and shatter all over the place. Done with that. I walked into the living room and noticed I was chewing on some old gum, it tasted like someone had been chewing on it for a few hours, gross. I saw my mom sitting in a chair. I asked her if she had anything that she wanted me to know and she told me that Jessica (my sister) was in danger and that she was guarding her because she had been hanging out with some bad girls that fancied a little meth. I asked her what she was talking about and the DC started to act crazy, erratic, a little bit scary. I tried to make her slow down, then speed up, then slow down. None of it worked :'( I woke up.

fragment 1:

Very weird dream. Was a combination of dota and some very weird physics. Reminded me of NREM memory consolidation dreams.

dream 1:

I had deild'd from a previous dream where I was not lucid at all. It started at the same place as the other dream, my friend's apartment, and I was only semi-lucid. My buddy went outside with his roommate to meet some girl and he said to not worry because he would leave the oxygen on so I could breathe. I thought, ha that's ridiculous I don't need to breathe this is just a dream. Then I became fully lucid and was like OH YEA this is just a dream! So I floated upwards and went through the wall to get outside and flew up into the sky a little before remembering what I wanted to do. I remembered my three step task - time control->elemental manipulation->gravity change. I imagined everybody slowing down, they did. The world turned sepia colored while everybody was moving slowly. The color returned to normal when I returned time to normal. I then tried to make fire come out of my hands, I didn't see any flames but I saw the person I was aiming at catch on fire. Instead of hurting the guy, this imbued him with the element. I shot two other people with lightning, they became imbued with that element as well. My elements changed the DCs into these cute little pandas with super powers. They started to battle each other with their new lightning/fire powers. I raised my hands and shot them all with water, I win.

The next thing I knew I had to do was change gravity, something I had struggled a lot with the last times that I tried. Unsure of myself, I attempted to lift up a large piece of cement and make it stick to the wall. It just fell down to the ground, didn't work. Then I looked at these Hawaiian dancers that had appeared behind me and I yelled, "gravity change!" The Hawaiian lady fell onto the wall, then got up and started walking on it.I thought that was pretty cool so I decided to try it on myself. I jumped onto the wall and stood there for a couple seconds before I looked down at the ground and fell face first into the cement. Woke up.

Dream 2:

I was at my parents' house in this dream, having a party in the living room. A girl was talking to me when out of nowhere she pulled this delicious looking sandwich out of her pocket and said that I should eat it. I told her NO THANKS but then she said to me, "You know this is just a dream right?" I thought OH SHIT she's right. So I made a piece of paper fly up into my hands, just to be sure. Then I ate that delicious sandwich and it tasted magnificent!

Then I tried to slow down time, wouldn't work. Everybody was doing too much stuff. So I tried to speed it up instead and the people started moving at super speed. I returned time to normal and tried to make flames come out of my hands. Didn't work at first, tried again. Dim flames came out and I set a DC's hair on fire then it melted and turned their scalp into obsidian. Then I thought, okay gravity, I can do this! I pointed at random people while yelling, "gravity!" They looked at me like I was crazy and it didn't work. I must have tried it 6 or 7 times before I finally pointed at this little kid, yelled gravity, and he fell across the room. He collapsed onto the wall and then stood up on it and started walking around like everything was normal. I felt like trying something a little more difficult just for fun so I made everybody in the room and all the furniture fly into the air for a few seconds. Content with the competition work I had done, I thought it was time to try to get some hot DC sex. I tried that for awhile before I woke up.

Dream 3

I was in a post apocalyptic zombie world, traveling with a few survivors. Our car broke down at a dead end where one side was the ocean, another was a cliff wall, and a third was a tremendous staircase that led up to a mega-mansion filled with hundreds of zombies. I grabbed a couple long knives and walked up the staircase with the group, clearing a path along the way. By the time we had gotten inside, half of our group was dead. We crept around the corridors, silently assassinating any zombie that we ran across. The last survivor that was with me started to go a little bit crazy and he ran off deep into the mansion. I thought, screw this, I'm not doing this alone. So I left the house and came across some intelligent zombies with whom I sat down and had a nice cup of coffee and a long chat with. We discussed the nature of existence and self and stuff like that before some dumb zombie came along and I tried to murder her. I felt bad for trying to do so and left down the road to find some more survivors. Woke up.

Was at a cabin in the mountains with my parents, my dad's relatives, and some random people. My dad demanded that I clean all the dogs that were there. I guess that made me a little bit lucid because I grabbed some random DC lady and dragged her downstairs for some fun time. Then I became a little more lucid and remembered what I wanted to do. I dropped the DC lady like a bag of luggage and stared into a mirror. I looked normal. I began the energy work, feeling it flow through the ground, up through my body, my spine, and out my head. I guess I expected to see some visual representation of it but I didn't. It started out very weak feeling too. I noticed my head was missing in the mirror. I decided to go walk through the winter forest outside. As I stepped outside I said that it would not be cold, but it would be warm. The snow was slightly warm and the temperature was probably 75F with a cool breeze. Was a really strange sensation, feeling warm snow beneath my feet with that familiar crunch that happens when stepping on it. I kept doing the energy work as I walked through the forest, amplifying it. I started to feel compassion swell up in my chest, at this point I saw little rainbows appear all over. Heh. They disappeared after a few seconds but the snow began sparkling with several different colors. I kept amplifying the feeling as I walked down towards a frozen lake, felt wonderful. I woke up, was determined to DEILD even though I felt like jumping out of bed and running a marathon. I patiently waited for the next dream to start.

I was at my parents' house and I said, "that was quicker than I had expected". I walked outside with a big smile on my little dream face, I still felt the afterglow of the energy work. I tried to walk through a fence. Struggled a little bit but then I imagined I was transparent and I slipped right through. Woke up again. DEILD'd same thing.

I was now a child at an elementary school cafeteria, hanging out with childhood friends. Some angry bully came along and tried to mess with them so I got up and gave him a big hug filled with love and he walked away with a smile on his face. I sat there for a couple minutes, half listening to them talk about taking actual measurements of the brain's activity during deep meditation. I was really just enjoying the feeling of contentment and joy that I was experiencing. I suddenly saw the recurring dream girl DC that I always seem to love. I walked over to her and touched her face. I remembered her face this time when I woke up. Sort of. I really want to do this again.

Key:
basic i: Red
bonus: Blue

Earliest Part I can remember was in a grocery store. I became lucid and felt like messing with DC's for some reason. So I started walking backwards through the store as the DC's looked at me like I was insane. Then I got on my hands and started walking upside down and backwards through the store and I walked over to one guy and slapped him on the butt. He was a large gentleman, I apologized because he looked quite shocked. I told him, "I would have slapped you on the back but I am upside down as you can clearly see." I then started stealing peoples' shoes with telekinesis. I would make their shoes fly off their feet or make them fly in the air before I steal them. They all started running at me trying to take my shoes but I just laughed at them and ran over to another area of the store. I found Bender and Fry from Futurama there. I jumped into their spaceship (which had a door on the other side of one of those frozen food aisle doors).

We shot off into space and on the way we somehow split into different spaceships. I suddenly noticed that something was quite strange and noticed that I wasn't moving anymore. We were all getting sucked into a supermassive black hole. This is where it started to get really weird. We didn't get fully pulled into the absolute center. We left our ships and swam through space (towards the black hole) until we got to a membrane that separated the black hole from the rest of the universe? I don't know how to explain it very well. It was as though we were in the middle of this membrane where on one side was the rest of the universe and on the other was past the event horizon. Everything that had come to this point was squished together in this space but it seemed to those that were squished there to be quite normal and nothing looked like it was squished together. We all started exploring this strange place and I asked one space creature why we were here and not getting sucked in further. He told me that nothing could pass the point at which the acceleration due to gravity exceeds the speed of light. I told him that I thought he was wrong and I asked why he said that. He told me that we couldn't travel faster than the speed of light. I responded that I remembered something about changing relativistic mass. He said that was not relevant in this situation.

I went off to explore some more with Fry, Bender, and The Professor who was now with us. We came to a home of a space cricket that had gotten trapped here too. He peeked his little cricket head out of a pile of space plants. They looked like fried onion rings but were extremely light. I asked him in cricket language how we could get out of here. He said in cricket sounds that I couldn't understand that the black hole was about to collapse in on itself and open a worm hole (Fry translated for me?). We all raced to our ships for some reason. I was swimming through space to get to my ship but it had turned into the size of an apple. Fry's ship had as well. So Fry and I raced to get to another ship. I decided that this was silly and that I had awesome dream powers. So I swam towards the black hole side of the membrane while chanting to myself that it's okay. I was a lil' bit scared. On the other side was a void of nothingness. I woke up.