non-lucid

So I was in New York. I'm from Norway so I do not know what I was doing there. I was walking down the streets checking all the hot women that I was walking by. I got pretty hot so I took my pants of and continiued to walk around in my boxers. Then I spotted this very beautiful woman and I decided to find her again by walking around the block and meeting her there. I never found the way and ended up at some party with a lot of old people. At this point I remembered that it was not the first time having this dream. Still didn't become lucid though. I kept on walking and I decided to check out the desert landscape that surrounded NY (shut up ). I had to cross the river to get there. I was now in some sort of slum. There was this big line of people that was going to cross. The only way to cross was to swim over. Screw it I thought and skipped the line. Here I met two black brothers who wanted me to pay for swimming over. I saw that none of the other people was paying so I refused. One of the brothers tried taking my money by force. I started punching him in the face. He started bleeding pretty bad and ran of to his mother who was further back. The other brother suddenly started to throw up a lot of blood. I'm talking serveral liters. The mother was crying a lot. It was pretty f*cked up.

I do not remember much of it, but it was sort of fun and random. There was this mother and her daughter. I think I might have dreamt about the daughter earlier on how she made money. Anyways, the mother was drinking alot. And she was telling her daughter that all life was about was alcohol and cleaning up after your man. The daughter got pretty sad and went to the store and used all her money on alcohol. It was pretty sad actually. But then Huey, Dewey, and Louie from the Donald cartoon came, and they figured out a smart plan. The daughter had an alarm clock that was very loud. The same as I am using, called Sonic Bomb. Huey, Dewey, and Louie called The child protection service and said that the mother allowed her daughter to have and use such a loud alarm clock. The Child Protection took the daugher away and everyone was happy. Why didn't Huey, Dewey, and Louie just say that the mother was an alcoholic and allowed her daughter to drink? I got no idea.

I was reading the bible on how to find the star I was looking for. A star just like in Super Mario. After a while I got to the top of the mountain and there the star was. As in Super Mario I guessed I had to jump on it, but I couldn't reach it so I fell all the way down. When I got down I was angry. There was a rattlesnake there. Out of anger I gave the snake a bitch slap. After that I decided to eat it since I was hungry. I took my right hand around his neck to strangle it. I used my left hand to hold it down by using 2 fingers which I placed between it's poisenous teeths. It managed to bite me in my finger just before it died but I remember no pain.

It was sort of a manly dream. If I were religious I would probably try to figure out the meaning of the dream because of the bible and the snake and so on, but no. I am just a man.