Book of Cursed Dreams

Spoiler for GROSS DREAM WARNING:

Peeing all over the restroom

(I'm overcoming shy bladder irl so that bleeds into my dreams)
I was in a restroom of a market I was shopping at when for whatever reason, I decided that I was going to pee all over the entire bathroom. I was peeing for so long that I started peeing out air, then tiny pee bubbles filled the whole room up. I tried to leave but all of the bubbles were hitting my face so I have to stop moving. Grossed out I figured the only way to leave was to teleport out back into my car, so I did.
Thankfully I didnt actually pee myself irl

Rained out at work.

I was sitting on a bench at work(I work construction so it was outside and mostly dirt)when it started raining.
I tried to hide from the rain drops but it wasn't working, it was picking up. I ran to the nearest building to take shelter. Inside it was really dark and I could see a woman laying down in a bed, trying to be polite I ignored her and found myself a chair to sit in.
"hey!" the woman shouted
I glance over to her.
"do you wanna..." She starts wiggling her tongue in the air.
"No." I try not to interpret what she's implying
"That's alright, you'd be surprised how many guys would."

Apartment complex raid

I woke up to a commotion outside my apartment and ran over to the window. (I'm on the second floor.)
There was a group of trouble makers outside with chemicals and a sprayer. I grabbed a couple of heavy drinking glasses and ran outside. They were on their way up the staircase when I threatened to pelt them with the glasses.
They backed off but continued their shenanigans elsewhere. I wrote down one of their names.
Some time passed and I can't remember everything that happened, I was talking about someone who got in a wreck to someone else.
I went back outside and saw they were still causing trouble. At this point I thought they were probably going to kill someone with what they were doing so I threw the glasses as a warning. They shattered on the ground outside but it didn't deter them. I went back inside and was thinking I was going to have to get a gun or something, instead I fell asleep.

Escape Room?

I woke up and immediately did the nose pinch and became lucid.
"Okay don't think about the fact that I'm dreaming too much. Just go outside the room"
It was pretty dark but I could make the door out, there were two padlocks on it that I chose to ignore.
I tried to open the door but it wouldn't budge. I started losing control, I couldn't even move my arm to open the door anymore.
I looked back at the door and acknowledged the two pad locks and I was able to reach over to them and pull them off, after doing so I was allowed to open the door.
On the other side were three other doors and a hallway. Each of the doors had a 3 by 4 grid of numbers and other contractions on them. I decided it was best to ignore it and move on. Down the hallway was a gym. I flew up and grabbed onto the net of a basketball hoop. gravity was doing its best to bring me back down so I landed. I did a couple jumps and I landed back down every time instead of flying like I wanted. I had to jump then hold my breath to stay in the air.
As I flew down the next hallway the dream began dissolving.
I reached out in front of myself and looked at my hand and fingers, beginning to spin around noticing the changing background. It brought the dream clarity back.
I saw a mirror as I was flying and looked into it, I saw a very realistic version of myself in skydiving pose. Following me like a normal mirror would but I was in sitting position while flying.
"I gotta get more points somehow"
I saw a gas station shelf and ran over to it and found a variety of wrapped foods. I picked up a everything bagel flavored soft pretzel in a blue plastic wrapper, tore the packaging off and began eating it.
It tasted very good and for a moment I thought about trying to breathe it in and see what happens but decided I didn't care to find out.
Started walking away and saying "Store this dream in my long term memory please!" a couple times hoping i would remember everything I've done so far. I repeated the phrase a couple more time as I was walking and the dream faded away faster than I could stabilize. I woke up.