Tales from the sun chaser.

I'm in bed with AR. It's really dark, like 'dream may have just started' dark. Plan B immediately springs to mind, after we started playing with each other. She was stroking me, and eventually got naked. I'm pretty sure I was already naked, but I'm not sure. Anyways, shit gets weird. I don't have a full erection, but I figure I'd just slide in and let it get hard. I'm in, but I think I slip out or something. When I look down, everything is on the outside. There's like a long meat tube hanging out of her, but it's cut away like a cross section. I can see my penis in it because it's super long. Blood is floating inside this chasm of hers, and I'm just like "fuck it". I trusted a few times and woke up.

I don't know how many people are in my house, but everyone is having sex. I'm in my bedroom with two blonde girls and a guy. I don't know what what started this, but it's obviously go time. I went down on the girl I was with....there wasn't any shame in my game at that moment. Then I came up, and started pounding her. (So far, so not weird) Then after a while the guy suggests we swap girls. I say "okay", and when I look, this dude has on a blonde wig. Getting ready to knock this guy out, I say "I don't know who you think you're fooling but you better knock it off". He takes off the get up, and we switch like we were supposed to.

With the next girl, it's different....more sensual. More touching, more feeling...we're thoroughly exploring her body. (Then ase expected it gets weird) She says my cock is too big for her. "Well", I suggested "You can ride on top, but dont' go all the way down". She didn't buy it. She gave me a strap on to use, and asked me to fuck her with that. It's nearly the same size as my penis (which is a lot bigger than it is in WL) and I sigh and say "okay". She squats down on the strap on, and my cock lines up right between her cheecks and goes up to the small of her back. She started bouncing and griding...and I was getting about 0 satisfaction out of it. And to make matters worse, time was up (I have no idea about this time shit....I really wanted for at least her to cum). We started putting on our clothes, and she was talking about the next time she wanted to feel me inside her...I'm beaming at this moment, and I'm telling her next time is going to have to be soon (like later today). The first girl, and the other guy are pretty much gone, and my child hood friends come from the other rooms.

Just when I get to the end of the hall way with the blonde girl, J points to us and says "You, and you, yall can't be friends with eachother anymore". "What did I do wrong?" I say in disbelief, but before I can get an answer out of him, I could hear her crying so hard. She buried her face in my shoulder and tugged at my sweater. I was in that same emotional state, but I had already come to the point of acceptance. "Man I knew something like this was going to happen, it was just too good to be true", my face crinkled up like a wadded sheet of paper, but I refused to cry. She cried for both of us, and there was nothing either of us could do. Soon she settled, and I told her "well right now, we can do whatever we want", she nodded, and I said "I want one last hug". (don't know why kiss or fuck didn't come out...damn nice guys) We embraced, and she left.

I arrived to the living room, and people were playing video games. I think they were playing with my NES and I told them I had some newer stuff to play. Games, cables, and systems were everywhere. It looked like the shady end of an electronics repair shop. I dug through, looking for tekken, because I knew no one else had a chance in anything else. Finally T spoke up and said "we've been playing games this whole time, so it doesn't matter". J said "we're heading out ayway". We all jumped into an SUV, and came across a MCdonadls that was in the middle of a strip mall parking lot. Only it had spanish words for the name. "I don't see how you go this place", he said with a look that can only be decribed as top hat and monocle. "There's two of them in this parking lot, I don't go to that one". (I knew this imaginary town like the back of my hand) The next one was so close to it, a person couldn't tell where one started, and one ended. By the time J figured that out, we were back in the drive through to the other one. He started ordering all this food that I've never heard of...sounded like he was speaking another language. All the workers in the store were Latin...maybe that's why. I told him I didn't want anything to eat, but couldn't help marvel at how the place was structured.

So I'm about to have sex with this chick....she's all on top of me. Stroking my penis. Oh mind you, we're at a crowded baseball stadium. When all of a sudden, she takes it off. She hands it to a guy, who walks up to another guy and demands something at gun point. The guy is still yelling at him with the gun point in his face, and when he finally says he'll cooperate, the guy lowers the gun. Then the other guy pulls out a gun and makes a demand. This goes back and forth several times.....Then all these version of Doc Brown wearing purple wigs made out of pom pom material come appear out of no where and start singing a song.

Some are old, some are young, some are even female. We were asking some of them if they had a X or Y chromosome........shit got weird.

I'm in bed with a woman..dark hair, pale skin. She wants me. She starts creating these glowing spheres in three spots on the bed. Then she starts kissing me, and riding me. Sex feels great right now. In fact, no messed up organs or anything......I keep pounding away until I cum. Just then....everything starts shaking. I turn around, and there's this huge ugly monster popping out from the bed....FUUUUUUUUU.

FA

I'm thinking about how it really wasn't that bad...well compared to most of my sex dreams.

I'm in A&P and my professor mentions that he's in my brother's class.....I think he wanted me to have him hook him up or something, but I didn't say anything. Later, I met up with my brother. He was picking up his car. I think the people there hooked him up with food or something. I thought he may have needed someone to take him, but there was some random guy sitting in the middle seat between my nephews....it was creepy.

I'm at a bar, watching some stage performer named Tookoolu. She's singing a song and nearly instantly changing into various outfits. Someone was saying she was totally awesome, but I wasn't feeling it. I mean she was totally hot, but that's all she had going for her other than stage performance.

This other lady came out all of a sudden. She was tall, Spanish, and she had long flowing hair. Apparently she was someone famous. I didn't care really, but she was pretty aggressive in a cool way. There were two other people with me in this small room. Both Spanish....both super old. I'm not sure who they were, but they knew her. As she went along and asked me twenty questions about sex...we drank, we laughed, we got naked. I have no idea why or what caused that, but we didn't care.

She was telling me about the plastic surgeries she had. Something about having back fat lifted to tighten up the stomach. I reached towards my back, and pulled up skin, and tried to see if it had any effect. I noticed my penis was bouncing up and down. She noticed too.....and it was go time.

*following get's really weird/graphic awkward*

I was fully erect, and she said if I could enter her while standing up, then we could have sex. She was facing me, and I was rubbing it between her legs so she could get wetter, and finally I slid it in. She grimaced, and I obviously enjoyed that look on her face. Finally someone so in control...finally broken down by the basics. Well it didn't last long. Me that is....I started losing my erection, and she started talking trash. I told her to suck it, and she did. I started rubbing her, and she told me to stop, because she wanted me to enjoy this and not take my mind off of what I needed to do. It doesn't take much, and I'm back up. She gets on the ground, and lies on her side, and I come up behind her, and enter......

*even weirder*

My penis is like a long air hose, and it traveled inside her, but there was a clear bag that I guess extended her uterus on the outside of her. My penis curled up inside of it. Shit was really really really weird. Once we were finished, she was talking about how it was shaped, and I told her "well I didn't hear you complaining about it when it was inside you". We both laughed, and she said something about differences in people with money and the people who don't. It was supposed to be some profound statement about money. After that she wanted me to drink with her some more. One of the old men filled up a bucket of beer. He took a big swig, rinsed it in his mouth, and spit it in another bucked of beer. I was thinking "man I'm not going to drink all of this". She read me like a book, and I told her that I'd drink. (not from the spit/beer bucket) She poured me a huge bucked of beer, and herself one. I was thinking how drunk I should have been, but I didn't feel a thing.

One of the old guys offered me a sandwich....this wasn't an ordinary sandwich. It was a toasted piece of wheat bread, sitting under two tomatoes, sitting under something fried but small, while melted mozzarella held it all in place. It was divine.

Went to bed feeling down on myself...like really pitiful. Thought about past relationships, and what went wrong, what went right. Even friendships. Felt lonely....knew I was going to dream about one of my exes. Wondered why I had dreams of some of them, and not others. Realized it's because things actually went well and it seemed like they had a chance to last, or maybe just left unfinished....not destroyed.

The good news is, I didn't dream about any ex. The bad news is....I had a dream about the one that got away. There used to be so much sexual tension between me and this girl. We went to college together, and flirted with each other every chance we got. Always shared each others food...shit was intimate. The only problem was she wanted her freedom after being in a long marriage, and I'm still looking for that right one to settle down with. Anyways, on with the show.


I'm at my university, but things look weird. There are a ton of us in our scrubs and we're all heading to the next building. As I walk through the sea of women, I look around to see if I notice anyone. Eventually I see Su. We talk a bit, while the rest of who knows how many students flood into this building. After a little small talk I sort of realize that I don't belong with them, and head off.

I entered another building, where these people are wearing suits...it's all top secret in there, and some guy is bragging about how we're a special group or something. Some kind of security thing...I'm confused, because I'm in nursing....not security. I leave, and the parking lot is empty....it's very steep. I spent a while tumbling around the parking lot with nothing to do. A couple of people were watching me make a fool of myself, as I would lay down, and let gravity to the rest. I was also able to roll back up the hill. I probably should have gotten lucid on that, but I never think to RC when gravity is all jacked up.

Screw this....let's look for SU. I started walking, and I saw her walking towards me. We sat down on a bench, and I gave her that look I always give. That "if only you knew how many different things I want to do to and for you, and I dare you to say "what?" so I can tell you exactly one thing". She says "what"? I said "you already know, but your hair....it looks different. (Normally she keeps it in a pony tail, french braid, or leaves it down and wavy, but it's kinda messy with thick gray streaks, and it looks like she cut it)

It looks like someone's been pulling it. I ran my fingers up her neck, and sliding them slightly apart so they could closely run up the back of her head. Slowly i curled all my fingers except my thumb, and pulled back. She started moaning. I spent a second in my mind mentally congratulating the girl who taught me the best way to pull hair, and said "like this". She started rubbing all over my body, and the scene started shifting right before my damn eyes.

I'm in my room...lucid enough to know that this is going to turn out awful, but not enough to say "hey it's time to go out and do something other than attempt to have sex till I wake up". We both start getting naked...she's stroking cock...it's already ready to go. I placed it between her small but firm tits and started squeezing them. I noticed my damn door was open. Fuck it.....next thing you know, my damn father walks by, and lucidity fades.

She looks over, and she's got that "we gotta stop" look on my her face. I walked over to the door, trying to close it, but it took a while to shut it. I look back over there, and she's looking at me....sitting on the bed on her knees....ugh the frustration running through my head right now. It closes, but not good. I try to lock it. Fuck it looks like there's a shirt blocking the door. I slam the door on it, and part of it cracks. I crabbed my bicycle, and leaned it up against the door. Maybe that should hold it. I head back over there...my penis is looking jacked up...like really horrible. It resembles some long uncooked pastry.....fuck! The dream ended.


I'm playing golf with D and D...it takes me a million shots to get the ball in the hole....there was more, but I forgot it all.

I remember being out in the field and taking other troops out. I don't know how I did it initially, but I ended up taking someones assault rifle and magazines after I killed them. It took me like 5 minutes to put the clip in because the clip had some dust cover that had to be flipped off in order to connect it. Anyways....more killing ensued...and I found myself in a car with Mrs R. She kept hinting at how she wanted me...and then she turned into SGT C.

We were at a red light for minutes, so I knew it had to be a LD. I told her, we might as well do it right now in the middle of traffic. We started taking off our clothes and the sex started out pretty real and just got awkward. (for you people who never know how awkward my sex in dreams gets, I'll explain it) It was like her vagina and uterus was on the seat next to her and I was inside it, and she was tethered to it by random bloody tissue and ligaments. Anyways....I had to stop and wake up.