Guys, I just don't get it. I have the weirdest, most unrealistic dreams in the world and I still can not force myself to preform a reality check or even stop and say "Is this a dream?" I just let it all happened.

Like 1 dream, I was driving down a road, then appeared at an amusement park. There, I was on a ride with this really fat lady and she fell off into the water and her lung came out. The lung was as big as her stomach. She walked up to a staff person at the park and said "Excuse, my lung fell out, where can I get this fixed" Then staff member then pointed at a directory and pointed to a Nose Shop looking icon. I followed her there, then fell of dock, then got into a fist fight.

While I'm on this "rant", begging for advice, can someone please tell me this.

In my dreams, I can NOT ... WHAT SO EVER ... punch like a real human being. In my dreams, it feels as if I am punching in water, when not in water at all. It feels like my punches are slow and unaffective. That happens in a lot of dreams. So how can I make my mind go "OMG YOU PUNCHED SLOW! YOU'RE IN A DREAM?!"?