Simply stated in the title. How do you want to be buried? Normally, or do you have any wishes regarding it. If you want to be cremated, what are your wishes regarding that?

I myself have two different things i want done, both of which would need to be done not here in the united stats.
1) First i want a piece of me dismembered and cremated and then the ashes mixed with cement and made into the heart in the center of a statue of myself i'm planning on having sculpted.
2) the rest of me i really really want the old Nordic burial of being placed on a bed of straw and flowers and being pushed out to sea and then having flaming arrows shot at me until i catch fire.

I also plan on writing my eulogy and damn the reader to hell if they don't read it in it's entirety