Thread: Have you ever been caught/caught (somebody) masturbating?

Originally Posted by Dianeva

That sounds terrible.
But why is this your first post? You join a lucid dreaming forum and go straight for the masturbation thread?

Lol exactly what I was thinking!! That was 3 days ago and it's still his only post. I guess he did a web search for masturbation or being caught masturbating and it led him here.

You are correct, I was so mortified I decided to google it and found these forums

Originally Posted by Greedy302

You are correct, I was so mortified I decided to google it and found these forums

Welcome to Dreamviews. Please help yourself to a beverage and some pizza bagels.

Originally Posted by Omnis Dei

Welcome to Dreamviews. Please help yourself to a beverage and some pizza bagels.

Those are supplements as well. Don't forget about our induction techniques thread!

And Welcome to Dreamviews!

Yeah I stood home from school and walked in on my sisters boyfriend watching porn on a flat screen masturbating..Eww

Never. I always keep keep the door locked. Duh!

Got caught having sex with my gf in high school behind the baseball field. And in the baseball field. And... oh hell that was so long ago you don't need to know it all. But yeah I got caught a few times.

Once my roommate pulled out his wanker during study hour and went all the way... no shame... can't forget that one. Weird fucker.

Wow. This is an old thread. (>_<) I have never been caught myself (I think ), but a roommate used to masturbate when he thought everyone in the room is sleeping. I guess nobody bothered to tell him that he rocks the bed when he does it.

Anyway, I was just looking around to see if anyone found any connection with LD and masturbation when I found this thread. Was wondering if it helps LD or prevents it, or whatever. (^_^)

Never been caught Masturbating, but I've caught a few bros, and I've been caught having sex in public.

Originally Posted by ZeraCook

and I've been caught having sex in public.

You can't drop that on us and not have some kind of story to tell.

Lols, Well My old GF had a thing for sex in public places that she frequented.... it was in a church/school Playground. way after hours. at night. Who would have know that Elementary teachers stay at the school till nine at night?

Originally Posted by ZeraCook

Lols, Well My old GF had a thing for sex in public places that she frequented.... it was in a church/school Playground. way after hours. at night. Who would have know that Elementary teachers stay at the school till nine at night?

They were waiting around to have sex on the playground, and you were in their spot.

Thank God I never caught anyone masturbating, but I think my friend caught me masturbating once....I stayed over her house for like 2 weeks I think, and just had to get rid of blue balls. The room is U shaped so I had time to get rid of the towel...but she came in there quickly, and like immediately started talking to me. I think she just kinda ignored it for both of our sakes.

I caught my friend having sex in a hotel room. He thought I was asleep. What a clown. I got my revenge with a blind double date that lead to a hotel room. My girl was a lot more friskier than his.

I've gotten caught having sex several times in public, and once while receiving a hand job. There was this other time, when I was tit fucking a girl, and I totally finished, and my niece pulled up behind us. Car was all fogged out, and I still had my shirt off, but she got everything on in time. She came up and saw us, and to this day STILL thinks I was having sex with her. I walked in on my room mate getting his dick sucked, and he still tries to deny that moment, and finally some girl pulled my penis out and started sucking it right when my friend was there.

Damn after reading this....it sounds like I get crazy action all the time, but no....all that stuff has been like over 7 years ago. Moral of the story: Get it while you can, no matter who show's up, it might be a while before next time.

Why aren't any girls posting in this thread? It's not like we don't do it...

I have been caught by my mom twice when I was young, she just said "Don't do that." the first time and "Shut your door!" the second.

However, I have caught some people jacking off, one guy in high school who had his hand down his pants for a while and then was all "Smell my hand! Smell my hand!" to his friends, the other was a guy sort of hiding his dick under a program in church making quiet moaning noises. It was even harder than usual to pay attention to the sermon. Thank goodness I've never caught any of my family doing it.

But one time I was with my boyfriend and I had super chapped lips, but lost the chapstick that was in my purse. So we decided to go back to my house to get some since it was on the way. We open up the door, hear a shout, running, and a slamming door. Then later my mom said "This is why we always tell you to CALL BEFORE YOU COME HOME!" We were so embarrassed.

I got caught by my dad my very first time. No other moments come to mind though.

Originally Posted by NewArtemis

Why aren't any girls posting in this thread? It's not like we don't do it...

I have been caught by my mom twice when I was young, she just said "Don't do that." the first time and "Shut your door!" the second.

However, I have caught some people jacking off, one guy in high school who had his hand down his pants for a while and then was all "Smell my hand! Smell my hand!" to his friends, the other was a guy sort of hiding his dick under a program in church making quiet moaning noises. It was even harder than usual to pay attention to the sermon. Thank goodness I've never caught any of my family doing it.

But one time I was with my boyfriend and I had super chapped lips, but lost the chapstick that was in my purse. So we decided to go back to my house to get some since it was on the way. We open up the door, hear a shout, running, and a slamming door. Then later my mom said "This is why we always tell you to CALL BEFORE YOU COME HOME!" We were so embarrassed.

IN high school? Church? Jeeze, what kind of town do you live in... jk

At the most, I may have been HEARD masturbating (it was on family vacation, the roll-away beds are quite squeaky.) Someone just asked "what's that noise?"

Kids, if your parents are people who like to walk into your room on a regular basis, lock it.

Originally Posted by bigjoe70

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lmao... that was your first post on dreamviews ever?

Probably his last too - certain threads just attract people wanting to say one thing online. But I mean, nobody cares since we don't even know who this guy is.

Originally Posted by Darkmatters

Probably his last too - certain threads just attract people wanting to say one thing online. But I mean, nobody cares since we don't even know who this guy is.

Yea I guess so, I really hope his wife divorced him after that, he doesn't seem like a very good role model lol.

Just report the troll.

No and no to the question, but I've definitely seen people having sex, though it was less caught and more planned, I guess.

*scrubs this page of the thread with a soapy mop...

I have caught a couple of people in my time. The most recent was in a parking lot of a Wal-Mart. ...in daylight, mind you!

I was caught in school in the second grade, and the teacher reccommended to my parents that they take me to a doctor, because she thought something was medically wrong, or that I had been abused.

And once as an adult I was semi-caught performing a sex act on my boyfriend at the time at a party, but I think everyone just pretended as if they saw nothing for the sake of convenience.

Oh and once the same guy...we thought we were alone in the house until his Dad came barging in the room. He immediately covered his whole face with his hands and backed out of the room like he had seen a ghost or something.

If witnessing a sex act is somehow traumatic for you in any way, use common courtesy and KNOCK FIRST.

But in my opinion, masturbation or even sex is not really the worst thing you could catch someone doing in their...private time. Awkward, sure, but not the worst.