Thread: Have you ever been caught/caught (somebody) masturbating?

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Holy crap!! What, do you spend your life walking into people's bedrooms without knocking?

ha ha ha most of the time it was in random places like living rooms or kitchens or bathrooms and the likes of that lol

yeah at uni we all just walked into each others rooms all the time ha ha most of the time we would lock the door if we didnt want people in lol but sometimes you forget ha ha

Originally Posted by mark

or kitchens

Hahaha, I'm never eating at your place ...

This thread has exploded nicely.
My grandmother was pretty mellow. She caught me doing a few embarassing things because was the type to just barge in anywhere. It was her house after all.

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Twice by her Dad. Again..awkward.

Akward isn't the word for that ^^^^ situation. How did he react to that, I wonder?

Originally Posted by Vex Kitten

This thread has exploded nicely.

That was intentional, wasn't it.

Originally Posted by Oneironaut_Jeff777

You know what they say, like father like son.

Hope not...

Goddamnit, this brought back a repressed memory

Do tell!

A girl was mashing herself with a Coca Cola bottle, in the middle of class.

Very graphic.


I have masturbated in public countless numbers of times.

Though, always with at least a cubicle door as seperation.


My brother has a tendency, to keep his door open, and apparently, he doesn't care if we see.

He hasn't got much to brag about.

LOL, this video reminded me of this thread (another classic I Am Bored moment )
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=25772

Originally Posted by Burns

LOL, this video reminded me of this thread (another classic I Am Bored moment )
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=25772

Omg!! Hahahaha. How embarrassing.

BwuAHAaHAaAhaaAhAhAHa!!

I don't get it what happened?

Some friends eh? Posting it on th internet

What a great video. The guy pirouettes, stumbles, falls over and then slams the door whilst lieing on the floor shouting, "Get the f*ck out!"

Brilliant.

Originally Posted by Burns

LOL, this video reminded me of this thread (another classic I Am Bored moment )
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=25772

classic.

Wow.. talking about never being able to live something down! Caught and posted on the internet for all time.

Well, this doesn't have to do with masturbation, but I always found it funny. as well as disturbing, lol.

I was playing chess with my uncle a couple years ago. The chess board was on a little coffe table at about the level of our knees, and we were both sitting on regular wooden chairs. It was summer and my uncle was wearing some shorts that were way too short.
Half way thru the game, I look down, and notice one of his testicles has worked its way out of his shorts, and is resting on his chair in plain view. I didn't have the nerve at the time to point it out to him, so i pretended not to notice. I had to play the rest of the game seeing his nutsack in the feild of my vision when ever i looked at the chessboard. lmao, pretty awkward game of chess.

Originally Posted by mark

well I have been caught solo of my mum 3 times each of which followed by 2 weeks of no conversations and once she even came out with the line "ah I caught you there didnt I!!" that is burned into my memory

I have been caught off friends with ex's about 4 times and I got caught once doing it in the cinema not good lol

I have caught my brother 2 times...not a nice sight

LMFAO!!!!

That is incredibly hilarious awoke...hahhahah, I wouldn't have been able to hold back the laughter...as a matter of fact..I once suffered from an escaped testicle...luckily, I was not in plain view of the public (not quite).

I knew Marvo started this thread the minute I read the topic lol. Years ago I jacked in a retail store bathroom but never was caught. I don't need to jack that much, but when I do, I'm pretty covert about my "solo escapades"

Yea, I hate when my balls are hangin out. Usually happens at the beach or something wearing swim trunks. Everyone is so used to it now. Actually I don't care. I think everyone I know has seen my balls, sadly. Either from being super trashed and suddenly wanting to be a nudist, or the beach... But I never got caught jerkin off.

Originally Posted by DreamWave

damn that reminds me. i've almost caught my parents once. they were on the bed like...about to do it when i suddenly entered cuz i forgoth something. it was descusting. but the worst part is that: one night i was watching TV in the living room. and i usually get to bed like 11 or 12 pm. and my parents get earlier. and this night i was watching Miami Ink and suddenly my dad got out of the room and tells me:
-Aren't you going to bed?
-Why sould i go, I'm watching my show?
-Because your mother adn I are having personal life and i dont want u to bother us!
so this was the end of the conversation. i was so damn traumatized. and i still am right now just when i think about it

so next time when your mom or dad asks u to go to your room, uuh DONT ASK WHY! sometimes u'll prefere not to know anything...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH holy fuk i pissed my pants when i read this , cant imagine someones face if there parents said that ahahahahahaahaha this is the best one

Originally Posted by Marvo

I just thought this was a silly, yet funny idea.

Tell me about your experiences, of getting caught masturbating, or catching somebody masturbating. I've personally never been "caught" masturbating, though I've had several close calls. I believe I once walked into my brothers room, while he was doing it. I could hear him moving around with his chair, when I suddenly started going down the stairs, and when I entered his room, he had sorta pulled most of himself under the table on his chair, and his eyes were all wide-open, when I spoke to him. Funny stuff

So tell me about your experiences

if you hear something dfont upen the door...geez...

I've been caught on porn.. It was really embarrassing