Divine Contention

This is (hopefully going to be) a comic strip, based on the Christian Bible
Recounts the contents of the Bible with humourously realistic consequences.

This is open to everybody to reply to, to add new strips
so if you have an idea, post it up.

Any arty person who wants to draw up the strips, go right ahead.
Let's make this a real community thing, for the love of comedy

Btw, I've done a little search, but if anyone knows of any existing comic strip with a similar intention, let me know.

I've started at Noah's Ark,
If you have one from before then, we can insert it before and re-number

Comments / alterations welcome

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Strip #1

Panel 1

God: "......two of every animal......"
Noah: "Yes, Lord"

Panel 2

Noah at home, hunched over a page of calculations

Wife: "How's it coming along?"
Noah: "Well, I think we're going to need a boat about 18 by 6......"
Wife: "Feet?"

Panel 3

Noah (Head in hands): "Miles"

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Strip #2

Panel 1

Close up of Noah sanding a bit of wood

Noah: "Well, that's the finishing touches"

Panel 2

Camera panned back, showing an enormous boat, Noah & wife mear specks in contrast
In the background are sawn-off tree trunks (like you'd see on the cover of a national geographic de-forestation article)

Noah: "I reckon it's complete"

Panel 3

God appears in frame
God dwarfs the Ark
Even more sawn off stumps visible in distanse

Narrator: "And God gazed upon the Ark, and it was good"
Narrator: "He averted his eyes from the forest of Edan"

God (thought bubble): "Maybe not my finest moment"