Am I highjacking the thread? I'm highjacking the thread...last batch!

This nifty device records sound and outputs ticker tape text. Creepily half of the components seemed to be made of some kind of flesh and sinewy material. The sonographs on the top capture sound, and the vertical pillars of fleshy muscle twitch sensitively to the vibrations, causing the little arms to pitter patter against it. The thin diaphragm of flesh reacts the the refined vibrations of the arms and the twitches of the sinews act like fingers on a typewriter, depressing switches which print ink on paper.
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This thing jumped out of the darkness at me during HH and scared the bejeebus out of me. The symbol on it's forehead was incredibly vivid.
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This thing....ugh. A giant spider with a false smiling face. It liked to keep people confined and starving till we were too weak to move, then would pull people up on an ornate stage and put on performances, using bodies like puppets.
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Turns out Obama is an alien with the first name Susan. Susan Obama had to relinquish presidency and return home when her device broke which helped her maintain human form and she degraded back to her natural blobby form. She said that she took on the persona of Obama and earned presidency on her own. She will most miss the lighthouse she was gifted when she earned office.
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The Godfish! This mythical creature has the capability of consuming the entire world, (perhaps the whole universe) through it's mouth, black hole style, and then expelling everything back out in completely new configurations of matter and energy.
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