Quote Originally Posted by Auron View Post
push a dump truck uphill in the mud cause i'm roughing it
old dude with a pipe in the seat looking smug in it
he starts choking on the bubbles Wham-o killed him
I gave the trunk to a village of cannibals and they grilled him
all but his bubble blower
I took the truck back and MacGyver'd a flame thrower
I came back to the village got revenge on my enemies
simply no sympathy food for the centipedes
my only remedy had my heart torn in two like bigeminy
I write "jungle status" on FB and the pics get a couple of likes
a few days later I got my DT to is original form even added a couple of lights
and to this day you can catch me at the original site
on that mud hill blowing bubbles out the old guys pipe.
I love stories like this.