Corrupt a Wish Game!

**Higurashi** · 01-02-2010 06:40 PM

Granted, but you die along with the dinosaurs

I wish I was immortal

**Muggler** · 01-02-2010 07:33 PM

Granted. Everyone else dies.

I wish that I didn't have any school work over Christmas Break.

**Xedan** · 01-02-2010 09:56 PM

Granted, but you get 0's on random other assignments

I wish I'd remembered to practice my trumpet over the break

**Muggler** · 01-02-2010 11:12 PM

Granted. You forget why you are practicing, though.

I wish that my laptop had a longer capacity of usage.

**Xedan** · 01-02-2010 11:26 PM

granted but it is a number that exceded infinity, went into the negatives, exeded that, and stopped at one less minute than before.

I wish I had a life.

**redisreddish** · 01-03-2010 01:41 AM

Granted, you have a life, but you forget to feed it and it dies.

I wish the smilies would work.

**Raven Knight** · 01-03-2010 01:55 AM

Granted... but now everything you type comes out in smilies!

I wish I wasn't depressed.

**redisreddish** · 01-03-2010 02:04 AM

Granted, you are a platypus. A happy platypus! *hugs*

I wish I was better at cheering people up...

**Raven Knight** · 01-03-2010 02:13 AM

Granted... but now every depressed person in the world is lining up at your door!

I wish to make the best video game ever.

p.s. You did make me lol!

**redisreddish** · 01-03-2010 02:23 AM

yay!

Granted, but I buy every copy of it and no one else ever experiences its wonderfulness!

I wish my feet weren't so cold.

**Raven Knight** · 01-03-2010 02:35 AM

Granted - they're on fire!

I wish I was done with my homework.

**redisreddish** · 01-03-2010 03:26 AM

Originally Posted by Raven Knight

Granted - they're on fire!

I should've seen that coming.

Granted, you rushed through it and didn't take in any information. Enjoy your difficult test over it.

I wish I could WILD succesfully.

**Higurashi** · 01-03-2010 04:16 AM

Granted, but the hallucinations you get are traumatizing

I wish I would go to bed earlier...

**Xedan** · 01-03-2010 05:41 AM

granted, but it's so early that you end up getting too much sleep. Then as a result you can't sleep the next night.

I wish to make it home on time for the special mass meditation tomorrow. This is the big one before the host moves to america, and I always have something that keeps me from being in the house when the meditations occur.

**Raven Knight** · 01-03-2010 05:45 AM

Granted, but then your neighbors throw a massive party and completely screw up your meditation.

I wish a bunch of a-holes would stop attacking my friend.

**Xedan** · 01-03-2010 05:46 AM

granted, but instead they set your house on fire

I wish there was a fire smily, other than the evil one

**lucidreamsavy** · 01-03-2010 06:04 AM

Granted. But it is cutesie if you don't like it, evil if you don't. Either way, you aren't so satisfied with it.

I wish that there was an OMG smiley. Trust me. There isn't.

**Xedan** · 01-03-2010 06:41 AM

Granted but it spawns religious arguments in every sub-forum for saying 'Oh My GOD'

I wish I hadn't had such bad recall over the break

**Raven Knight** · 01-03-2010 06:52 AM

Granted... but the sudden flood of memories drives you mad!

I wish my cats would stop fighting.

**Carôusoul** · 01-03-2010 06:55 AM

Originally Posted by Raven Knight

Granted... but the sudden flood of memories drives you mad!

I wish my cats would stop fighting.

they dance now instead, and they won't stop til they're dead.

I plea that as i look into the abyss, the abyss does not look into me.

**Higurashi** · 01-03-2010 02:46 PM

Granted, it instead swallows you whole

I wish there was a week more of Christmas Break

**HeavySleeper** · 01-03-2010 06:54 PM

Granted, the week is taken from your summer break.

I wish something interesting would happen.

**Xedan** · 01-03-2010 07:07 PM

Granted, but a sweet transvestite from transexual transylvania comes to your house selling wonderbread.

I wish I knew whether a lucid I just recalled happened last night or the night before